Skipper Duke

(Season 4 Double Dukes) Boss Hogg sits on Flash and throws his back out. Rosco:"Is there anything I can do Boss?" Boss:"You already did it! On account of, it's all your fault knucklehead!" Rosco:"But I wasn't anywhere near you!" Boss:"No! But that mangy mutt of yours parked her carcass in my office chair!"

Happy 85th Heavenly Birthday Waylon Jennings(Balladeer)6/15/37!

Cousin Roger Duke... That is probably the tribute artist Paul Michael "Little Bo Duke".

Did you notice in Season 3 episode Ring Around Gilligan, when Dr. Boris Balinkoff looks at the castaways thru his binoculars, as he looks at each 1, 1 by 1 the music counts off sounds like it is saying 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

How do they conceal patch emblems on hats in movies and tv? The Midway Cap Co. hat of Alan Hale in Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) and Alf(1987) the machine made sewn on patch was a patch that didn't look like a patch. Also on Jim Backus's Midway Cap in Seasons 2(1965-1966 & 3 1966-1967) of the original Gilligan the patch does not look like one. Concealing it is tv and movie trickery? Do they CGI out get rid of the square backing keeping on the hat just the embroidered part of the patch?

That Series Alf= Alien Life Form I saw Alf-Gilligan's Island Love it The whole episode I saw it In the opening scene Alf cracks joke at Willy. He says to Alf "Better hurry if you miss this rerun you'll have to wait 3 weeks before it's on again." Alf retorts "You know. It's people like you who drive quality programming off the air."

(Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Mrs. Howell:"What did Gilligan say this is?" Skipper:"It's his own creation Mrs. Howell, it's Coconut Pot Pie!" Mr. Howell:"Well, I don't have to eat this slop! I've got friends on the outside, and one of them happens to be a chef!"

(Season 2 Agonized Labor) Gilligan:"Mr. Howell, we heard late last night on the radio that the Howell Industries are completely wiped out, and you're flat broke! Whew! I'm glad that's over. You wanna go fishing Skipper?" Skipper:"Do I wanna go fishing!? Ooop!"

(Season 3 It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Gilligan) Professor:"Alright! Out! Shoo! I will let you know the results the moment I am finished! Now go!"

Gilligan's Island fans... A guy on a blog who said about the 2016 Benford Yacht Hat "Benford is contracted thru 1940s Midway Cap Co." he is wrong. No it's not. Benford is patterned after the R. I. P. Lancaster Uniform Cap Co.(1929-2011)

(Season 1 My Fair Gilligan) Professor:"Skipper. Look at it this way, you're not losing Gilligan. You're gaining a benefactor. As Mr. Howell's son and heir, Gilligan could buy you a whole fleet ships." Skipper:"Professor, it's just that Gilligan's not cut out to be a millionaire's son. BUY ME A WHOLE FLEET OF SHIPS!?"

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Professor:"Last week I invented the electric toothbrush. The week before, pantyhose." Gilligan:"Why don't you invent something that hasn't been invented before?" Skipper:"Oh Gilligan! He knows that already! Only an idiot would invent something that's already been invented!"(Gilligan points at Professor.)Skipper:"I'm sorry Professor. I'm just trying to-" Professor:"It's alright Skipper in my anxiety to create the things I dreamed about on the island. But I fail to recognize some of them may have been created in my absence."

(Season 2 Chain of Command) Gilligan:"I made it myself Skipper. It'll probably save a lot of lives!"(Gilligan is exercising a bow and arrow he made. Skipper takes it from him and tries it out. It bends and breaks in half.) Skipper:"Yes Gilligan. It'll probably save a lot of lives. A lot of savages lives!"

Can any Gilligan fans guess my Gilligan's Island crush?

Cousin Hobie Hartkins... Rosco:"How high you want me to stack these bills?" Boss Hogg:"How high!? Well, how high are those gallon jugs we used to run shine in?" Rosco:(Gesturing how high with hands held apart over each other.)"Oh. About this high!" Boss Hogg:"Then, that's how high we can go under the false bottom, jackass!" Rosco:(In caaket stacking money.)"That's Sheriff jackass!"

(Season 1 Two on a Raft) Skipper:"Before you put that shellac on, make sure that mast is secure!" Gilligan:"Oh! The mast is strong enough to hold the sail." Skipper:"Gilligan! It might have to hold us, if we run into a storm out there. Oh never mind! I'll check it myself. Not bad! Not bad at all! Gilligan, you're doing a good job. What are you doing with that?" Gilligan:"Oh. The Professor made this shellac out of coconut sap and sugar. You want some?" Skipper:"No! Now finish up that job! And stop eating that shellac! Ooop!" Gilligan:"Watch the rope Skipper!" Skipper:"Thanks a lot Gilligan! Where is the putty the Professor made?" Gilligan:"Oh. The putty is delicious Skipper! He made it out of crushed mangos and berry seeds. Mmmmp." Gilligan:"Hey Skipper?" Skipper:"What!" Gilligan:"This would be great frozen. A Shellac cicle!" Skipper:"Gilligan! Can I make you understand this? We are not going out there for a joyride! It might get pretty rough out there!"

Cousin Hobie Hartkins... Continued. "Alright you mavericks, what are you really up to?"

(Season 6 Boss Behind Bars) Waylon Jennings:"Now don't that hitch a cow to a plow? The master framer Boss Hogg has just been framed his own self."

(Season 1 Andy and the Gentleman Crook) Andy Taylor:"Yes sir, it sure was slicker than a firehouse pole the way you took us all in Mr Caldwell."

Crash of '29

About Facebook Jail I am being told mixed things. Some say "The system's algorithm is what is arresting people" and some say "There is no tracking it's a person reporting the posts." So I don't know what to believe!

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Skipper(To fake Gilligan/Russian Spy Double):"Gilligan! When they were passing out the brains, you weren't at the back of the line! You were on vacation!" Fake Gilligan/Russian Spy Double after Skipper is out of earshot.):"That's what you think fatso!"

Cousin HossC... I made up my mind. I will stop using Facebook for certain things.

Cousin HossC... Yer right it unfortunately will stay how it is over there. Sad that they're unfair. But true.

(Season 3 It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Gilligan) Gilligan:"If I'm a UFO I gotta know 1 thing!" Skipper:"What's that!?" Gilligan:"Am I from Mars or Venus? Where do I come from?" Skipper:"Well, that all depends on how far I have to chase you!"