Skipper Duke

villain

(Season 5 Big Daddy) Big Daddy:"Ernie, my bones tell me somethin's gone amiss." Ernie:"Them sirens tell me the same thing. Hold on, Big Daddy!" Big Daddy:"Get goin' out of here, fast! Faster Ernie, faster!" Ernie:"I got it on the floor, Big Daddy!"

(Season 5 Big Daddy) Waylon Jennings:"Naturally, Boss let Big Daddy off the hook. What with blood bein' thicker than water, kin folk, an' all that there roots kind of stuff, you know. Besides that, Boss got his money back, right? Wroooong!"

Balladeer:"Uh oh. It looks like ol' Rosco got Cooter to fish him out of the pond, and here he comes right to the farm. I can't look." Rosco's siren is heard. The Dukes look up from dinner, and all sigh. Uncle Jesse:"Bad news is here boys!" Daisy:"What's new?" Luke:"I don't know how he does it! He always manages to show up between blessing and vittles." Laughter erupts around the table. Rosco has stopped got out of the car, and knocks on the door. Rosco:"Alright you Dukes! Come on out of that house with yer hands up, an' don't try no funny business!" Uncle Jesse:"I'll bet you potatoes to turnips that J. D. Hogg put him up to this, an' they're settin' you fellas up fer somethin' bad!" Luke:"We ain't gonna find out if we're sittin' in jail." Bo:"Let's go out this way." The go out the front door, sneak around to the General Lee, get in and take off. Rosco:"Oooh there, there they go! Khee khee it's hot pursuit time Flash!" Flash loves the Dukes,and wines her disapproval of her daddy's actions. CUE ROGER OR GARRETT

Withdrawal

https://www.metv.com/stories/forget-the-professor-alan-hales-father-could-have-definitely-invented-something-to-get-them-off-of-that-island

COY Duke

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Don Purcell:"They're comin' after us in the General Lee, now that car is to fast to outrun!" Joe Landis(Handing Don Purcell the gun.):"Yeah, well it ain't faster than this!" Don Purcell shoots at Coy and Vance. Vance zig zags, and avoids it. Don Purcell continues his shooting assault on the Dukes. He hits the windshield on the passenger side where Coy is. Coy and Vance duck. Vance:"Yer messin' around with some nasty people!" Coy:"Me?! I thought they was your friends!"

Days of Shine and Roses X-rated moonshine movie of Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse

tax

“Junior, retirement is cat sh**. Let’s get the Enoses.” - Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Coy:"Dang it! There's to many twists and turns on this road to catch up with 'em!" Vance:"We're just gonna have to stay on their tails until we get to a straight away."

(Season 1 Good Night Sweet Skipper) Mary Ann:"How long do you think we'll have to wait before anything happens?" Ginger:"By the time he starts sleepwalking, that lady could go around the world in a raft!"

The reason The Dukes reruns were pulled by TVLand and not allowed on there or any other cable TV network either can be found in the end of the Good Ol' Boys theme song. This reason "Fightin' the system" the government doesn't want its people to know they can fight back against corrupt law, politicians etc. The positive message the series puts out there as a whole.

Oops. HossC... I don't know why it does that. I saw it said buys and fixed and it must have done it again and I didn't catch it. Dumb phone.

Burl Tolliver exactly!

State Police Detective Rudolph Junkins:"The kid was cut in half Arnie. They had to scrape his legs up with a shovel." Arnie Cunningham:"Well, isn't that what you're supposed to do with sh**, scrape it up with a little shovel?" State Police Detective Rudolph Junkins:"Don't get smart with me son. You know, your girlfriend is a hell of a lot more convincing than you are!" Arnie Cunningham:"She's not my girlfriend. And since when is it against the law to fix up your own car when somebody else buys it up, huh?" State Police Detective Rudolph Junkins:"Since never." Arnie Cunningham:"Then you get off my back." State Police Detective Rudolph Junkins:"Ok."

A Facebook friend of mine had this to say about Regina not letting Arnie keep Christine at home... "A ridiculous over the top reaction to a son buying a car on his own I can see her saying couldn't you run this by us first but her reaction was way extreme ,he bought a car he didn't commit murder , and how the hell can Dennis get blamed by her, he is just a friend not Arnie's dad there was no way he could prevent Arnie from doing it, in a way Buddy and his goons demise at Christine's hands could be blamed on Regina, if she hadn't been a pain in the ass about the car and let it be parked there ,i don't know Buddy and his goons could damage it."

Gilligan's Island fans... Any of you planning to buy the new Rescue From Gilligan's Island, The Castaways On Gilligan's Island, and The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island comic books?

Regina Cunningham:"You are not keeping any car at this house!" Arnie Cunningham:"Fine!"

This is a poem about Christine written by a Facebook friend of mine. Y'all enjoy! MY POEM I WROTE. ENJOY! My names Christine. And that's just the start. I’ll be your friend. And I’ll own your heart. Give your love to me. I’ll make you Bow. I’ll be the best car in your life. And make your Besties go “WOW” I’ll make you want me. And engage in your everyday life. But do one thing to hurt me. I’ll slice you like a knife. Life with me can sometimes be a Tole. But If you push me hard enough I swear I’ll own your soul. I’ll pull you away from your family. I’ll pull you away from the Good. I’ll even drag you down a road of evil . If I could. I am a possession and full of the Horror . And have always found my ways of sitting alone. But If you chose me as your own. I’ll be Bad to the bone. You’ll love me forever. While I love you. You’ll wish you known me your whole life. And see me apart of the family. I promise that's true. If you hurt me once. I might let you by. If you hurt me twice. Its your time to die. I have told you my story. Now its all up to you. Will you buy me and have me and love me thru and thru. Im not going to pressure you. Cause this is all on you. You love me forever I’ll most certainly love you. Don't turn away or walk away. Or try to Fail. . Cause I really wanna adore you. But will mainly drag you to HELL.

Bug

TUCKER RIDGE(Limo One is Missing)

Did any of you other Christine fans catch it? Christine played cat and mouse with Moochie Welch in that alley way, by purposefully banging off the side of the walls of the 2 buildings a couple of times.

POSSUM on a gumbush