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Skipper Duke

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  1. NICKELdipper! He'll foreclose quicker than a minnow will swim in nickeldipper. (Cooter in Hughie Hogg Strikes Again.)
  2. I am brave! I have eaten the Smokey and the Bandit Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice) meal of Diablo Sandwich 4 times now. 3 times sandwich only. 4th time the complete meal sandwich and Dr. Pepper with it. My mom tried it in the Slider version. She said "To hot for me Bobby." The 1st 3 times I ate it, my nose ran after I finished it. I see why he ordered a drink with it. To help cool it off. So hot. That's why while eating, he patted himself on the chest and went "Whoa!"
  3. Penny is.
  4. Penny from The Big Bang Theory is a beautiful woman?
  5. (Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's) Waylon Jennings:"That was old Rhuebottom's General Store. Boss Hogg foreclosed on Rhuebottom's to use his store room to warehouse his stolen merchandise. Boss eased his conscience by sending Rhuebottom a turkey. And it was spoiled."
  6. (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Mary Ann's childhood best friend Cindy visits her before her wedding to Herbert Rucker. Cindy:"Try and pull yourself together. Oh, there's 2 men outside who say they're your old friends." Mary Ann:"But you know all of my old friends." Cindy:"Not these 2. One of 'em, well, so far he's knocked down the bridal bower, the flower arrangements, 2 rows of chairs-" Mary Ann:"Gilligan?" Cindy:"That's his name. And the other one is-"(Circling arms indicating someone overweight.) Mary Ann:"Skipper." Cindy:"Yeah." Mary Ann:"I didn't invite them. I didn't invite anybody from the island. Not to this wedding."
  7. (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)Gilligan and Skipper visit Professor at the college where he teaches classes. Skipper:"Wow Professor! You look exhausted!" Professor:"Unfortunately it's not from work. I am constantly interrupted. Women have become so aggressive since we on the island." Skipper:"Ain't that a shame?"
  8. (Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's)Boss Hogg & Rosco find Bo & Luke and confront 'em about the fur coats. Boss Hogg:"Alright you crooks, what'd you do with them furs!?" Luke Duke:"We reupholstered the General with 'em!" Bo Duke:"Teh. They put 'em in that blue car. They're gettin' away." Luke Duke:"Yeah. If you give us a chance, we'll help you catch 'em." Boss Hogg:"Oh sure you will! An' you believe in the words of a Duke!? Go on lock 'em up!" Luke Duke:"It's time to go!" Rosco:"Alright boys, I'm sorry, but this time yer gonna-"
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  11. TRANSMISSION when the bad guys drive in reverse to escape the head on coming truck in Witness, for the Persecution Waylon says "I'm sure glad that ain't my transmission!"
  12. I'm outta reactions again. I 2nd that Cousin Hobie! +2!
  13. Cuzin Roger... In his defense... Thru his eyes they all look red. Remember?
  14. Mustard
  15. Cuzin Hobie... Yep!
  16. Friends... Does eBay's "Last One." "Last Item Available." "Almost Gone." Lie? To sell more? I've been told "Old sellers trick"
  17. Happy 69th Dukes of Hazzard Birthday to Catherine Bach(Daisy Mae Duke)3/1/54!
  18. Happy 69th Andy Griffith Show Birthday today to Ron Howard(Opie Taylor)3/1/54!
  19. Vanilla
  20. State Trooper in the 2005 movie too. He exclaimed "Holy Sh**!" On the big General Lee jump in front of the courthouse off the back of Cooter's tow truck bed ramp.
  21. pickles
  22. vegetables
  23. Remembering Jim Backus (1913-1989) on his birthday. He was Thurston Howell III on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND, but then again he also voiced MR. MAGOO. He was James Dean's father in REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE. He was one of the all-stars of IT'S A MAD MAD MAD WORLD. He was Joan Davis' husband on I MARRIED JOAN. He appeared in many hundreds of radio, television and film roles.
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