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Skipper Duke

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  1. Post by admin or mod in The Official Christine Car Fan Site: Hey All!! I do apologise about the amount of Spam material being posted within the Group lately. And I greatly appreciate those of you that are reporting it to me, I don't see all that gets posted. I don't really understand who these people are and how they got into the group, most are showing as "Visitors" and I haven't approved them being added to the Group. I'll continue to monitor the situation and block these people along with removing the Spam they post. Cheers!! My comment on it: Facebook's new setup unfortunately they can now comment and post without having to join first.
  2. (Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Skipper, did I do that?" Skipper:"No Gilligan! I just felt like wearing the door tonight!"
  3. We have special hot dog restaurant here in Youngstown Ohio called Hot Dog Allie. Do y'all have it where you live?
  4. (Season 1 High Octane) Boss Hogg:"He's doin' it! He's firin' up that still! Just what I was sayin'!"Rosco:"I knew it! The minute I saw them Dukes buyin' that Copper tubing, I said to myself "Rosco, they're makin' moonshine again! Well, this time, I'm gonna get 'em. Yer gonna be proud of me." Boss Hogg:"You will not, I repeat, not arrest them Dukes while they're makin' their moonshine!" Rosco:"When you say "Not" you mean no?" Boss Hogg:"I mean no! They are to be left alone, until they go to transport it. Then move in!" Rosco:"Ooh! An' then I'll get 'em!"(Gestures arresting self with handcuffs.) Boss Hogg:"You get them, an' I get the shine!" Rosco:"Boss, what's so special about Jesse Duke's moonshine?" Boss Hogg:"He makes the only whiskey in the world, you could measure in octanes!"
  5. (Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon) Rosco:"If yer listenin' you Duke Boys, I'm terribly sorry about the mistake I made. Must've been two other fellas I was lookin' for! Kew kew!" Bo Duke:"Huh. That ain't like Rosco. It ain't like him to let us off the hook, an' when he's wrong." Luke Duke:"The only explanation is him an' Boss got somethin' more pressing." Bo Duke:"What could be more pressing than us?"
  6. (Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes) Skipper:"Gilligan, I told you no more souvenirs in the sea chest. A turtle. Of all the things to put in a sea chest! Gilligan out with those, out! If you try to put anymore junk in here, I'll personally throw it out!" (Professor enters the hut.) Gilligan:"Guess what I got now!?" Skipper:"Throw it out Gilligan!" (Gilligan picks up the Professor, and tries to throw him out.) Professor:"Gilligan! What are you doing!?" Skipper:"Gilligan! What's a matter with you!?" Gilligan:"Well, you told me-"
  7. Did y'all know they made tires of the vehicles slippery burn and smoke by putting Clorox on them?
  8. A miraculous miracle has happened! Donny walked today! But it smarted(hurt). He's in a turtle shaped body shell.
  9. It was really cold mashed potatoes because ice cream melts under the hot set lights. Same trick Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) used for Gilligan's ice cream cone civilization gave him in the castaways return from the island.
  10. https://metv.com/stories/theres-a-funny-reason-why-ron-howard-secretly-dreaded-every-time-opie-ate-ice-cream
  11. Cousin Roger... Yes. They are making him a body brace today and gonna try to get him to walk.
  12. Life's Good(LG)caused the error in the first place with its automated system network update.
  13. Everyone... What happened was that LG IMS thing rejected and kept stopping until it finally improved. It kept rejecting an automatic system update. It was in Rosco P. Coltrane words "Being a dipstick!" It finally accepted the automated update and is now back to normal after 1 week of doing LG IMS keeps stopping every second of the day/night since last Sun/Mon week before Memorial at 4 am when it started.
  14. Well folks... This show might go under attack next by the bs cancel culture. They are now posting a disclaimer at the start of each of episode of Gilligan's Island stating Gilligan's Island was made in the '60s. It has outdated language and cultural stereotypes. I wouldn't be surprised if that's next for The Andy Griffith Show any network showing it.
  15. Well folks... Now the bs cancel culture is going after this show. Networks are now posting disclaimers at the start of each episode Gilligan's Island was made in the '60s It has outdated language and cultural stereotypes.
  16. LG IMS just approved an update. Maybe now the problem of it stopping will quit? Fingers crossed it will now stop that. It only took 'em 1 week and a day lol. They are going out of business though. So will need new phone eventually.
  17. (Season 5 The New Dukes) Vance Duke:"Any time yer ready Coy. Hey any time yer ready!" Coy Duke:"Alright! Join the Air Force, an' see the world!" Vance Duke:"If we don't get movin', we are gonna see the world!"
  18. Been stressed wondering about him and my head hurts. Mom's head hurts too.
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