Season 1 X Marks the Spot.
Gilligan:"Mr. Howell?"
Mr. Howell:"Eh, yes, Gilligan my boy. What is it?"
Gilligan:"Mr. Howell, remember when everybody thought they were gonna be blown up? Remember how nice they were to each other?"
Mr. Howell:"Gilligan my boy, when people are in trouble, they make concessions and fancy promises. When their troubles are over, they forget those fancy promises."
Gilligan:"Would you Mr. Howell?"
Mr. Howell:"A Howell go back on his word!? Never! Our family crest, honesty, fidelity, integrity."
Gilligan:"Oh good."
Mr. Howell:"Wait a minute, what's that?"
Gilligan:"Oh it's your will Mr. Howell. I found it when I swam out of the missile. I'm just throwing it back in the water now."
Mr. Howell:"NO NO NO MY BOY! DON'T!"