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Waylon Jennings made a joke about The Dukes of Hazzard Good Ol' Boys one time before performing it. "Now I'm gonna do one from a little TV show that none of y'all probably ever heard of called The Dukes of Hazzard." The crowd went wild on that.
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Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) When they get shipwrecked back on the same island because Gilligan cleaned the Minnow II's compass. He threw away the magnet that controlled the steering needle. Mary Ann:"He didn't mean any harm Skipper!" Skipper:"Neither did the iceberg that sank the Titanic!"
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Season 3 Court Martial. Gilligan & Skipper have been dumped out of the simulation S. S. Minnow. Professor:"Skipper!? Gilligan!? Are you alright!? Skipper, did you find out what went wrong?" Skipper:"I think so! Gilligan, when you threw the anchor overboard, was the anchor line attached to it?" Gilligan:"Anchor line attached? Anchor line!? What anchor line!? Well, nobody's perfect!"
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"Dukes of Hazzard fans! Just had to share my latest YouTube comment exchange! Someone asked: "Why aren't the guys in the orange car yielding to the emergency vehicle?" My response: "Because that's not how it works in Hazzard County! The game is to OUTRUN the emergency vehicles!" #DukesOfHazzard #HazzardCounty #RoscoPColtrane #ClassicTV"
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All Rosco's Speed Traps https://youtu.be/3200kuxtlqg?si=xtNFtLYy55JAB2qU
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Roger, did you know I'm around her age? Wow.
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Folks... I have a tip for y'all. Does your phone die fast? I can fix it. Go in your settings and turn off adaptive brightness. Set it manually on 20% and it will stay on 20. It won't jump all around on you. Your battery lasts longer too that way."
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That farmer in Season 1 Deputy Dukes, who got his truck door knocked off, you know he took to long to get out and get into the Springville Hotel. That's why that happened. When he drove away and came back later, he wasted time sitting there looking both ways before even opening the door to get out. But then, he wasted more time standing there looking both ways again after getting out. He had plenty enough time to step down shut the door and make it to the hotel safely before Bo Luke and the bad guys returned again.
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I found 2 in Season 1 Mary Kaye's Baby. In the chase with McQuade & Leo, first Luke is driving, then Bo, then Luke again. Luke knocked the passenger side door off of McQuade & Leo's limo. But when McQuade & Leo show up at the Duke Farm, and get out of the limo, you can hear 2 doors shut. It should've been only Leo's door on the driver's side that we hear shut.
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Season 7 The Haunting of J. D. Hogg Luke:"Hey Bo. You think that new bridge is finished over at Baker Creek?" Bo:"Probably not. It takes county funds to fix it." Uncle Jesse:"Now just a minute. Are you boys thinkin' what I think yer thinkin'? I don't wanna go flyin' in this car!" Bo:"We don't neither Uncle Jesse. But we're here now. Hang on!"
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Bad news Gilligan's Island fans. Looks like the Internet Archive doesn't work anymore. So if any of you didn't get to check out Sherwood Schwartz and his Son Lloyd Schwartz 2004-2005 The Real Gilligan's Island reality series remake, now you won't be able to.
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Titanic Trivia: Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack Dawson) suffered from hypothermia during filming Jack's death scene. Double whammy for him. Suffered it for and his character died from it. Poor Leonardo a double whammy for him.
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Titanic Fun Fact: The water was so cold that Kate Winslet (Rose DeWitt Bukater) caught pneumonia because she refused to wear a wet suit under her costume due to authenticity.
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I have a few new ones y'all. Brazilian female guitarist Larissa Liveir, British female guitarist Sophie Burrell and American female guitarist Dominique Ruiz.
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Season 5 Lawman of the Year. Waylon Jennings:"The men around Hazzard take pride in their cookin', their women and their cars. An' Ol' Coy an' Vance Duke are about the best drivers around. They have to be to keep up with Daisy. A real double threat. An' she can cook too." Daisy:"Hey! What's with you fellas? I thought you were supposed to give me some competition." Coy:"We're just takin' it easy on you little cuz. Wait til we get back on level ground." Waylon Jennings:"Now where's he gonna find that in Hazzard?" Daisy:"Yeah yeah! Well, you remember there's a yellow flag on Old Mill Road. An' remember our bet fellas! Winner cooks breakfast an' does dishes fer a week! Yahoo!" Waylon Jennings:"Them boys better get movin'. They cook bad!" Daisy gets caught by Rosco in a speed trap. Waylon Jennings:"How some ever, I got a feeling that there ain't nobody gonna win this race."
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Season 2 Quick Before It Sinks. Skipper:"And now Gilligan, this will be the most important of our tests, being as we're in our hammocks so much." Gilligan:"Yeah, we'll be to weak from the lack of food to stand up!"
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Gilligan's Island fans... Ever noticed how every time Gilligan says "Smooth sailing" something goes wrong? Season 1 Episode 1 Two on a Raft, when he says it, the rain storm came and made the raft sink. In Season 2 Episode 6 Quick Before It Sinks, when he says it, the ark they built falls apart during high seas and strong weather testing.
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HazzardNet friends... Something that puzzles me about 9/11/01. How did the 19 terrorists get their box cutters past the metal detectors in airport security? The box cutters they used as weapons to hijack the planes, the blades I would think are metal and would certainly set off the metal detectors.
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Season 1 So Sorry, My Island Now Gilligan has the Japanese Sailor's glasses and the sailor is blindly driving his submarine around the Lagoon trying to leave Gilligan's Island. Skipper:"He's driving that thing like he's drunk." Gilligan:"He's not drunk Skipper. He not have grasses on!"
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Season 1 So Sorry, My Island Now. Skipper is stuck in Japanese Sailor's submarine. Skipper:"I'm stuck!" Gilligan:"You mean you can't get in?" Skipper:"No Gilligan!" Gilligan:"You can't get out?" Skipper:"No Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Then that's why you're stuck." Skipper:"Yes Gilligan!" Gilligan:"I got just the thing. Coconut Oil. It's nice and slippery." Skipper:"But Coconut Oil is gooey!"