Skipper Duke

(Season 4 Ten Million Dollar Sheriff) Waylon Jennings:"That bounty hunter didn't waste no time before testin' the boys. An' his first move was pretty slick, fer a city boy." Luke Duke:"Hey! Are you crazy?!" Bo Duke:"You know Luke, I think he did that deliberate." Luke Duke:"Yeah. Well, I guess it's time to show him there ain't no room fer hot an' run drivers in Hazzard." Bo Duke:"Yeah-hoo! Git 'im Luke!" Waylon Jennings:"Ya see, Bo an' Luke because of their probation ain't supposed to leave Hazzard without permission. An' bein' chased by a bounty man don't come close to bein' permission." Jason Steele:"John Law from you-know-who. You ready to go fishin'?" Sheriff Little:"Oh, if I could find me a couple of suckers worth catchin'." Jason Steele:"It's all part of the plan, I'm baitin' the hook now. They cross that state line, you reel 'em in." Sheriff Little:"That's a big 10-4." Luke Duke:"Fairly matter, I'm just gettin' warned up." Bo Duke:"Luke, the county line!!" Waylon Jennings:"If they cross that line, it's goodbye to the ladies, an' hello six months hard time!" Bo Duke:"That was close! Another couple feet we'd have been across the county line." Luke Duke:"With the Chickasaw Sheriff waitin' for us. If I didn't know better, I'd swear that hit an' run driver was tryin' to bait us. Tryin' to make us break our probation."

You're welcome Garrett.

I'm outta reactions. But I'm sad for you Cousin Garrett.

“Dusty, I am not the Bandit. The Bandit is the Bandit. The only man in the world who thinks I'm the Ban....” - Cledus Snow, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

Balladeer:"Meanwhile, back in town, at the courthouse." Boss Hogg:"Rosco, I just got word that that there big wig NASCAR feller Bill Elliott is coming to Hazzard to be in our race. I want you to arrest Mr. Elliott on any charge you can think of. If we have him in custody, it means money for us. We can charge folks a dollar a look. $5 for autographs. $10 for pictures taken with him. $20 for concessions. We'll make a killing Rosco!" Rosco:"Wrong, wrong, wrong, little fat buddy! You're forgetting about one thing." Boss Hogg:"What's that?" Rosco:"The Dukes. How do we keep them from ruining our plans?" Boss Hogg:"I got dem Dukes already all figured out dipstick. Don't worry about that. If they come snooping around, we'll just foreclosure on that blasted farm of theirs, and they'll have to move away from Hazzard. They'll be out of my hair once and for all! Ha hahaha!" Rosco:"But Boss, you don't have much hair. Khee khee!" Boss Hogg:"Rosco, shut up you numbskull! Now, you get out of here, go find Enos, and y'all set up a roadblock on the highway. Boy, is Mr. Elliott in for a surprise when he arrives. He'll be going nowhere but straight to jail! Hahaha!" Cue Garrett

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I'm outta reactions. So ❤️

Bo:"The Dukes of Hatchapee. That just don't sound right to me. We'll start doing whatever we can to help out Uncle Jesse. We'll get jobs helping folks repair their barns and what not." Luke:"Yeah. Bo's right. In fact, we still have to collect from Granny Annie for the recent repair job we did for her on the roof of her house." Balladeer:"I sure do hope them Dukes come out of this here mess on top of things, don't you?" Meanwhile back in town, at Cooter's Garage. Cooter is seen working on a Mustang which turns out to be Garret Duke's car so affectionately known as Spitting Cobra. Cue Garrett

“We’re on our way to Boston to get some clam chowder, Bye Bye.” - Bo “Bandit” Darville, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

VANCE Duke

Balladeer:"Meanwhile, Bo and Luke were returning to the farm with the supplies Jesse sent them to town to get." Bo is driving, Luke is riding shotgun. Luke:"Bo, you best hurry cuz. Jesse is waiting for these supplies. Plus not to mention, it's dinner time too. If we're late, he'll skin us alive." Bo:"I'm hurryin' just as fast as the General will allow cuz." Soon they arrive at the farm. They shut the car down, climb out and go into the house. Cue Garrett

I didn't catch that one. Wow!

I love it Hobie!

Anyone else besides me catch the blooper during the Hazzard Connection in Season 2, in the race between Bo in the General Lee and Shoulders in the Slammer car? In 2 shots of Bo, the scene was mirrored. The General Lee had a mirror on the passenger side.

“You, to get out of this dumbass rodeo, and accept the real challenge.” - Big Enos Burdette, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

“You know Cledus, you attract more fuzz than a fat man’s navel.” - Dusty Trails, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

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TURK Foley Amy Creevy's ex mechanic boyfriend

Balladeer:"Meanwhile over at courthouse, Boss and Rosco were scheming as usual. Trying to come up with ways to stop the Dukes from entering that race." Boss:"Rosco, you git on over to the Duke Farm and sabotage that General Lee of theirs. Without it, those boys can't enter that race, and then that prize money will be all mine!(He does his evil laugh.) Rosco decides not to do it. Rosco:"Oooh shame, shame, Boss! Now that's naughty naughty! I won't do it this time little fat buddy!" Boss:"Rosco, you numbskull, I pay your salary, I made you and I can break you! Now you'll do what I say, or kiss yer badge goodbye dipstick!" Cue Garrett Duke

OPOSSUM on a gumbush(What Enos always exclaims.)

Balladeer:"It was a bright sunny Saturday morning in Hazzard County. The Duke Boys were up, had breakfast, and got their chores done. Uncle Jesse sent them into town with a list of supplies to pick up for the farm. Bo and Luke were excited when they saw the signs advertising a big race coming up in 3 days. Both boys got so excited their faces displayed big ol' grins with the looks of a cat who ate a Canary." Bo:"You know Luke, I can't wait for this race! We need to win, so we can pay off the farm once and for all." Cue Garrett Duke

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(Season 2 Jude Emery) Waylon Jennings:"I want y'all to watch some slick shuckin'. First you see Luke, and now you don't." Bo Duke:"Now Luke, I told you old Willie would be lookin' the wrong way again!" Luke Duke:"No wonder he can't handle it when a car's on his tail!" Waylon Jennings:"Ain't them boys slick?"

(Season 2 Jude Emery) Bo Duke:"Say Willie, when did you get outta jail son?" Luke Duke:"Oh he had to go to jail Bo. It was the only way he could see his momma!" Willie:"He he. How come y'all ain't home choppin' cotton?"

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