(Season 6 Too Many Roscos) Woody(fake Rosco)is riding in the General Lee with Bo & Luke. Woody:"Please Bo!" Bo:"Rosco, fer cryin' out loud, you keep makin' that same mistake! That's Luke. I'm Bo. Yer sick!"
(Season 6 How to Succeed in Hazzard) Boss Hogg is eating breakfast a plate of giant glazed donuts and a cup of coffee. He is also exercising on an exercise bike. The doorbell rings. He is interrupted from his activities. He goes to answer the door.
Boss Hogg:(Getting off exercise bike.)"Who the devil is that? Well, whoever it is, I sure hope they're bringin' money." (Opens door, sees no good nephew Dewey Hogg there.) "No! Dewey Hogg!"
I found out why the Skipper's hat is affordable in other countries and insane in USA. It's the exchange rate. Over here it is different than elsewhere. Before I had mine the Affordable Bluenox version, mom always said "Bobby mommy will sell our house to buy you the expensive one than we can live in the street!" She would say that about the $249 Benford Yacht Hat, $350 Baron Hats and $350 American Patrol Cap & Canvas Co.(A. P. Co./American Patrol Co.) I always told her "No thanks! A home is more important than that hat!" Mine was $78.29 and came from the Sialkot Pakistan.
Buford: “I’m saying that it’s time to pee on the fire, call in the dogs, turn off my siren, switch off my lights, and return to my old rocking chair.”
- Buford T. Justice, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)
(Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee)Waylon Jennings:(About Bo & Luke's temporary yellow car he called "Old Yeller"."Friends, she's got the might. But I don't think she's got the moves."(Car makes jump successfully.):"Well, I reckon it's all in who's in the driver's seat."
I am brave! I have eaten the Smokey and the Bandit Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice) meal of Diablo Sandwich 4 times now. 3 times sandwich only. 4th time the complete meal sandwich and Dr. Pepper with it. My mom tried it in the Slider version. She said "To hot for me Bobby." The 1st 3 times I ate it, my nose ran after I finished it. I see why he ordered a drink with it. To help cool it off. So hot. That's why while eating, he patted himself on the chest and went "Whoa!"
(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's)
Waylon Jennings:"That was old Rhuebottom's General Store. Boss Hogg foreclosed on Rhuebottom's to use his store room to warehouse his stolen merchandise. Boss eased his conscience by sending Rhuebottom a turkey. And it was spoiled."