Skipper Duke

(Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Professor:"Tell them Skipper! Tell them!" Skipper:"We didn't have time to put the signal rocks out!" Mr. Howell:"Why not?" Skipper:"Because some numbskull put us in jail!"

Garfunkel

The Mean GREEN Machine

My friend Darrin J Daniels:"Ikr.I seen worse things online.Geez!" Me:"Like this friend of mine Sam Hall. His every day of the week posts about Happy Monday y'all Happy Tuesday y'all etc every day. Women with big titties in see thru fish net bras and they do NOTHING to him but they mess with me for movie quotes saying I am inciting violence bullying etc. So pathetic."

FB says I can appeal to have my Smokey Bandit content taken down. But what the hell is the use? They will keep arresting me in the future for the same thing anyway. So why bother appealing. F***ing idiots! Wouldn't need no appeals if you jack a**es didn't arrest members for stupid reasons in the 1st place.

This is bull crap I'm jailed for 2 days and can't do anything for 6 just because I did a reply to a Smokey and the Bandit line. I even used symbols too for the bad word. Dam algorithm I've bout had it wit Facebook. Bout to start Instagram or something. But every platform probably has the dam algorithm word checking bot. Don't matter where I go probably. Screw Facebook! I got ways around these whiney little b**ches. Might as well leave the SATB groups on Facebook if this is what I get for being a participant. If it's something to cause trouble for me on Facebook I'll just do it over here on the HazzardNet! F*** Facebook! Dam whiney snowflake society we live in today!

Y'all... Motorcycle= Danger Machine/Death Machine!

Gilligan fans... I bring y'all more sad news! Confirmed by Ray of American Patrol, Society Brand Hat Co. has closed their doors.

Cousin Hobie... Sounds great! What time should we be there?

I wanna try Hot Dog Allie's Macaroni Dog. It's Hot Dog with Macaroni & Cheese on it.

Gilligan's Island fans... I bring y'all sad news! American Patrol Co. The inheritor of R. I. P. Lancaster Uniform Cap Co.(1929-2011)templates is recovering from a surgery and not sure he wants to continue products at this time. He's my pal. We talk regular. I checked in on him and he said: "Hi Robert, good to hear from you. I’m getting somewhat better, thank you. I’ve mostly decided not to make products at this time. If someone you know is interested in buying me out of my cap making business let me know." I asked him "You had a good long run?" He said:"Like my enough, 25 years. I have two principal companies, a hat making and a canvas making. I’ll sell them each separately." He even said to me before "You are the biggest authority on The Skipper hat that I know of."

(Season 3 Baa, Baa, White Sheep) State Police when the Finchburg Sheriff rolls his car over:"Sorry I can't stay and help you Sheriff. But I got my orders to catch them!"

According to Vance, in the Mrs. Morgan Molasses scene, Coy got straight A's in driving school. T or F?

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper:"Gilligan! Wake up!" Gilligan:"Ooh my arms! I must have strained them when I was sleeping." Skipper:"Never mind that! I suppose you don't know anything about that!? What are you trying to do, corner the coconut market?" Gilligan:"I didn't do that Skipper! I hate work. In fact, I'm pro lazy!" Skipper:"First you wreck the raft, now this. I oughta give you a big fat lip!" Gilligan:"Hey Skipper. You got a ring just like mine." Skipper:"For goodness sake, where'd I get that?" Gilligan:"Maybe you got it as a prize among those coconuts."(Loud chatter oof camera.) Skipper:"Wow! I wonder what's going on out there? Ooop! You always stand on my feet! Awe!" (Gilligan & Skipper leave hut.) Skipper:"What's all the excitement about huh?" Gilligan:"Hey Skipper, look they all have rings like us."

Cousin Boss Yep!

Bandit:"what do you think they do for excitement in the town?" Cletus Snow:"Probably sit around and watch the cars rust."

Donny is doing well y'all! Long road ahead in his recovery though.

(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Professor:"So you see? It's not so easy to reform a hardened criminal in real life!" Ginger:"Come to think of it, that's the way it ended in the movie too!"

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Coast Guard Copter 1445 Pilot:"Ahoy down there! Good thinking folks. Starting that fire saved your lives. We never would've seen you without that smoke! If you're ok wave!" Skipper:"Yeah! We're ok! Thanks to Gilligan! I knew you could do it, Little Buddy!"(Playful lite hat hit to Gilligan's head.) Gilligan:"What did I do?"

Haven't tried them yet.

Hoping for complete recovery.

(Season 1 High Octane) Uncle Jesse:"Rosco, I want this car put back exactly the way it was or I'm gonna sue the county." Rosco:"You wouldn't!" Uncle Jesse:"Wouldn't I?" Rosco:"Boys, put 'er back the way she was!"

(Season 1 High Octane) Boss Hogg:"Rosco!" Rosco:"What?" Boss Hogg:"Jack ass! Why didn't you arrest 'em?" Rosco:"Well, you heard what they said "It's not illegal to make whiskey" Boss." Boss Hogg:"I'm not talkin' makin'! I'm talkin' transportin'!" Rosco:"How do they do that?" Boss Hogg:" Peabrain! Jesse Duke run his car down here on it!" Rosco:"He never!?" Boss Hogg:"Yeah! Now he's drivin' off on more of it! Come on, let's get him!"

(Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later) (During court trial by the Professor/Judge to determine who is the rightful owner of the treasure chest found by laborer Gilligan or employer Howell while digging a BBQ pit.) Skipper:"Ginger's very damaging to us." Gilligan:"Yeah. Her testimony." Skipper:(Sotto)"No. Her legs."

Facebook has now unfortunately made it easy for those people to slip past us admins and mods under the radar.