Skipper Duke

(Season 1 High Octane) Cooter:"Uncle Jesse!" Uncle Jesse is looking trying to find the voice who's calling him. Cooter is doing the calling, from under the General Lee. He's fixing the shorted out tail light wire to make Rosco happy. Cooter:"Uncle Jesse!" Uncle Jesse is perplexed and still can't find the source of the voice just yet . Cooter:"Uncle Jesse hey!!!"(Grabs Uncle Jesse's leg.) Uncle Jesse:"Dang blasted it Cooter! Quit callin' me Uncle Jesse! I got enough people callin' me Uncle Jesse!" Cooter:"Yes sir Uncle- Eh Mr. Duke!" Cooter has crawled out from under the General Lee. He sits on the trunk. Uncle Jesse:"What're you doin' under there, anyways?" Cooter:"Oh the tail light wire shorted out. You know how old Rosco is." Uncle Jesse:"Do you need some help?" Cooter:"Naw sir. I already got it. Besides, you'd get all greasy. With me, it don't matter no more, Mr. Duke."

I just read the Titanic movie director James Cameron's interview about this sub disaster. You can read it here. https://www.wrvo.org/2023-06-23/james-cameron-says-the-titan-passengers-probably-knew-the-submersible-was-in-trouble

HOGG family

Dukefan on here is on Facebook doing it. Calling it a cover up etc saying "Do people not see there's more to this sub story? It's a cover up like Princess Diana. There's more going on with it than they're saying."

FAIRGROUNDS

Yeah! Very sad.

Yeah he was only 19.

Actually... Did you know Luke's Love Story was the first filmed in CA and Swamp Molly 2nd? But they aired Luke's Love Story 2nd and Swamp Molly 1st. Repo Men and Mary Kaye's Baby were actually Repo Men 3rd Mary Kaye's Baby 4th. But they aired Repo Men 4th and Mary Kaye's Baby 3rd.

I heard the people in the minisub are dead.

Cousin Roger... Yep most likely stock recycled scene from Swamp Molly.

(Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Skipper:"Duke, believe me, there is no way off this island!"

(Season 1 New Neighbor, Sam) Skipper:"Gilligan, your parrot wants another cracker!" Gilligan:" But I already gave him 15 crackers!" Sam:"Sam wants a cracker Sam wants a cracker!" Skipper (Groans):"Well, you better make it 16, or we'll never get any sleep!"

(Season 1 New Neighbor, Sam) Skipper:"Gilligan! As soon as you get back in your hammock, that bird is gonna want another cracker. Why don't you give him the whole box, so we can both get some sleep?"(Gilligan gets out of hammock pushes on Skipper's belly.)Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Sorry Skipper!" Skipper:"Yes Gilligan." (Gilligan gets back in hammock steps on Skipper's belly.)Skipper:"Ooop!"

(Season 7 Cool Hands Luke & Bo) Colonel Cassius B Claiborne breaks up the fight between Bo, Luke & Captain Slater. He arrives on the scene, and pulls and fires his pistol into the air. It echoes. Colonel Cassius B Claiborne:"That's enough Slater! The fights over." Captain Slater:"I ain't finished yet!" Colonel Cassius B Claiborne:"From the looks of things, I'd say you were. Now git yer shotgun, before you have riot on yer hands!" Captain Slater:"Yes sir!"(To the grinnin' prisoners.)"What're you scums grinnin' at!? Git back to the barracks right now! Move it!"

What do you call the Hazzard County police department in a tree full of monkeys? Branch Manager(Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane) & Assistant Branch Managers(the Deputies Cletus Hogg & Enos Strate).

(Season 1 Deputy Dukes) Bo & Luke's ambulance that they swapped the police car for breaks down while transporting Public Enemy #1 Rocky Marlowe to Hazzard. Bo:"You got any idea what's wrong with it?" Luke Duke:"Nope. Only that the problem's religious in nature." Bo Duke:"Religious?" Luke Duke:"Yeah, you better pray I could fix it!"

Yes you heard right Cousin Roger. It went well and he's at home recovering.

I hope so.

Cousin Roger yep!

(Season 1 Two on a Raft)Mr. Howell is playing golf with a clamshell and bamboo stick putter and an Avocado pit ball. Professor:"I have important news." Mr. Howell:"Not while I'm putting!" Professor:"Mr. Howell, I believe the Marubi may be here." Mr. Howell:"I don't care who's here. They are not playing through!"

Titanic might claim more lives. A tourist submersible that takes people to see the wreck has gone missing.

(Season 7 Cool Hands Luke & Bo) Sheriff R. P. Droopy Cathcarte:"Sheriff Droopy Cathcarte callin' Mr. Claiborne. Come back sir." Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Droopy did you spot them Duke Boys yet?" Sheriff R. P. Droopy Cathcarte:"I'm on their tail right now, Mr. Claiborne sir." Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Good huntin'. Out." Captain Slater:"The Duke Boys? Why the Duke Boys?" Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"They're the first step in my plan to bring Boss Hogg to his knees." Captain Slater:"Well, I don't see how that's gonna smoke out Hogg, he hates them Duke Boys." Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"True. But Hazzard loves 'em. Public pressure is gonna drive that porky little Hogg right into my net. I been mappin' this out fer 11 months." Captain Slater:"Sounds like we're gonna have some fun around here, don't it?"

Cousin Spike... I'm here for you too.

(The Dukes of Hazzard Reunion 1997)Buzz Kilroy shows up with his racecar the Double Zero(00). Bo Duke:"Hey. Ain't that Buzz?" Luke Duke:"And the Double Zero(00)." Cooter Davenport:"The only car that ever whipped the General in an overland race." Luke Duke:"Thanks fer remindin' us! Come on y'all. Let's go see if we got a racecar to race with."

The girls got upset when Skipper wanted to do suicide. Shows how much the castaways care about and love each other.