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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 1 Repo Men) Bo Duke:"Repo men us!?" Ace Parker:"Well, some boys stuck me with a hot check for a Rolls." Bo Duke:"Ain't no way Ace, I hate repo men!" Luke Duke:"Hey who don't! Personally, I'd like to win that race Saturday. So we need that Richard Petty car to A: get the spare parts to B: rebuild the General Lee so he can D and E: enter and win. F: Am I gettin' thru to you?" Ace Parker:"Here's your key. You see, I always keep a spare on every car, because it's a lot less hassle when you have to repossess it." Bo Duke(Snatches key and papers.)
  2. Cousin Hobie Hartkins... Same with Coy and Vance era. That was a no-go.
  3. Probably Daisy's Song. Tom wore sunglasses in that.
  4. Lancaster Skipper's Hat from Gilligan's Island!
  5. Cousin Garrett Duke... It goes like this. Enos"I tell you Sheriff. You shouldn't be tryin' to trap people like this. It ain't right. It ain't proper. And it ain't honest." Rosco:"And yer gonna ain't yerself right out of a job, if you don't stop ain'tin'! All you gotta remember is, monkey see, monkey do!"
  6. (Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Gilligan:"What are you doing?!" Skipper:"Destroying the raft." Gilligan:"Why?!" Skipper:"Why does a man climb a mountain? Because it’s there." Gilligan:"I think the Skipper's gone blah blah blah."
  7. (Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I have just discovered that you are building an escape raft! I do not want anyone to leave this island, until I have completed my experiment!" Skipper:"Yes Master!" Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Destroy the raft! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" Skipper:"Aye, aye, Master! Roger Wilco! Over and out!"
  8. (Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Gilligan:"Did I hurt you?" Duke Williams:"Little man. You couldn’t knock a hole in the wind with a fistful of hammers."
  9. (Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Gilligan:"Help! Somebody help! Anybody big help!" Duke Williams:"That's no way to do a back press!" Gilligan:"Is that what I was trying to do?" Duke Williams:"Yes! Now, here. Lemme show you how it's done."
  10. It's from in a Facebook Gilligan group.
  11. (Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Attention robots. It is time for our dress rehearsal of our assault on Fort Knox. The guards have been put out of commission by my gumalisson cloud. Now move in, and take out all the gold bullion!" (For y'all who may be wondering what "gumalisson cloud" is, it means "sleeping gas")
  12. (Season 2 Hazzard Connection) Rosco stops Auggie's car carrier at a roadblock with Shoulders driving it to search it for whatever Auggie Detweiller is smuggling. Shoulders:(Calls Aughie on the CB in the car carrier truck.)"Old Rosco's mad enough to chew nails and spit horse shoes. He knows we're up to something." Auggie:(On CB.)"Of course he does. Only, he got the smarts to figure out what it is. But if you think he's mad now, you just wait til you tell him he's gotta put every one of those cars back exactly the way he found 'em. Or we're gonna get the law down on him." Shoulders:"Uh Sheriff?"(Waggles finger for Rosco to come here.) Rosco:"Jumpin' jehosaphat! We gotta put all this back!?"(To Enos)"Well, don't just stand there ya dipstick! Get it all back!"
  13. Tina Louise (née Blacker; born February 11, 1934) is an American actress best known for playing movie star Ginger Grant in the CBS television situation comedy Gilligan's Island. She began her career on stage during the mid-1950s before landing her breakthrough role in 1958 drama film God's Little Acre for which she received the Golden Globe Award for New Star of the Year.
  14. Cousin Roger Duke... I think yer thinking 'bout the deep dark navy blue Atlanta Braves hat in the first Reunion movie 1997.
  15. Ah Cousin Roger Duke... I found the thread. I am 35 now.
  16. Cousin Jessi Duke... The maker is Terry Lankford. You can contact him to custom make you one. It is called a Sand Dollar. The belt will cost you $300 USD.
  17. Cousin Hobie Hartkins I will do that!
  18. Cousin Boss JD Hogg Yep!
  19. Cousin Lori Davenport... Did you know James Cavan(Artie Bender's)paintings were actually painted by James Best(Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane)?
  20. Cousin Roger Duke Yep!
  21. Cousin Mark B/ Scooter Davenport... Roseanne did that when Lecy Goranson the original Becky Connor left, they brought in Sarah Chalke to replace her and still called the character Becky.
  22. (Season 3 Take a Dare) Gilligan:"I got an idea. When we get close enough to him, let's yell!" Skipper:"What? So he can hear us!?" Gilligan:"No. To make sure the people on the radio hear us!" Skipper:"There's something wrong with that idea! Only I don't have time enough to figure it out."
  23. Dixie horn
  24. Cousin Roger... He is coming along great!
  25. Some times The Andy Griffith Show episodes do the theme tune The Fishin' Hole in the in-episode music tune. During scenes.
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