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  1. Skipper Duke
    Bandit - That’s not good. Frog - It would be better with a whole bridge. Bandit - And that’s worse! Frog - Why don’t you drop me off here, I’ll catch a cab? Bandit - Too late now!
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    You know somethin' sheriff? What? If J.W. don't get outta my way I'm gonna pass him. Where, in the woods? Listen, I don't care if your daddy is the mayor. You wreck this car, it's gonna come outta your pay. Yeah, but sheriff, he's gettin' away! Son, he's not going anywhere. The Mullberry bridge has been dismantled for the past 6 momths. Oh.
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    (Season 3 Voodoo) Professor:"Look at it Skipper. Just look at the detail." Skipper:"Professor, I will not look at it. It's got a curse on it!" Professor:"It won't bite you." Skipper:"It won't bite me huh? It'll just chew me up, and spit me out all over the rest of the island!" Professor:"How can a grown man be frightened by a piece of baked clay?" Skipper:"Well, it may be just a piece of pottery to you, but to me, it's a "do not disturb!" sign." Professor:"Skipper, that's ridiculous!" Skipper:"Please Professor, there's voodoo all through these islands! They've got witch doctors out there that can turn a man into zombie!" Professor:"That is just a native superstition. Have you ever seen a zombie?" Gilligan enters the hut. Skipper:"Well, not really!"
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Voodoo.
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    Vegetables
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    (Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard) Rosco:"Stop! Thief! Stop that thief!" Cletus:(tackles Rosco, without knowing who it is, but now realizes it's Rosco)"Sheriff!?" Rosco:"Of course Sheriff, you dipstick!" Cletus:" Yer a thief!?"
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    (Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard) Waylon Jennings:"Old Charlie knows what's happenin'. But he ain't talkin'. You know, by the time he finally gets home, I bet the grits are gonna be cold, and Bertha won't believe him."
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  9. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Love Me, Love My Skipper.
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    (Season 2 Agonized Labor) Mr. Howell:"Would you like a taste the Moon Capitan?" Skipper:"Was is it!?" Mr. Howell:"It's a magnificent combination of a unique cuisine from zee master chef!" Skipper:"Oh, never mind all that static Mr. Howell! What is it!?" Mr. Howell: Seaweed soup!"
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    Water
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    Daisy Duke:"Enos? Where's Boss Hogg an' Rosco?" Deputy Enos Strate:"At yer farm." Daisy Duke:"Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."
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    (Season 1 Irresistible Andy) Opie Taylor:"You a desperate hunter, Miss Ellie?" Ellie Walker:"Not really." Opie Taylor:"'Cause I know where you can get yourself a possum." Ellie Walker:"No thanks sweetie. Right now, I'm on the trail of a baboon!"
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    (Season 2 Agonized Labor) Gilligan:"Skipper? What's soup de jour?" Skipper:"Gilligan, everybody knows what soup de jour is! For goodness sakes, those are the simplest words in the world!"Gilligan:" You don't know either?" Skipper:"Gilligan, I do too! I just don't wanna show off. Tell him what it is Professor." Professor:"Soup of the day."
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    (Season 5 Otis Sues the County) Otis:"Boy, I sure would hate to have to fill out a form every time I fell down. Wouldn't leave me much time for drinkin'!"
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    This set is tributes is set 10 from the Season 2 episode 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  19. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes is set 9 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    (Season 3 Uncle Boss, filmed in Season 2) Rosco:"Well, you see Boss, one minute they were there, then poof, the next minute they were gone." Boss Hogg:"You mean, you drove right by 'em without seein' 'em don't you? Because you can't tell grits from gumdrops can you!?" Rosco:"Grits are the white with the-"
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    This set of tributes is set 8 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
  22. Skipper Duke
    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    (Season 2 The Jinx) Barney:"Fly away buzzard fly away crow way down south where the winds don’t blow rub your nose and give two winks and save us from this awful jinx."
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    (Season 1 Ellie Comes to Town) Emma Brand:"Sheriff, I come to report a murder." Andy:"A murder?" Emma:"That's right." Andy:"Somebody's been murdered?" Emma:"Yes." Andy:"Who?" Emma:"Me!" Andy :"You?" Emma:"Yes, and I'll tell you who done it! That lady druggist, that's who!" Andy:"Miss Walker?" Emma:"She's the one. Now, Sheriff, go arrest her. Do your duty." Andy:"Well, now, Emma, they's...they's just the teensiest little technicality involved here. You ain't quite dead yet."
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode The Producer.
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