Skipper Duke Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 Moonrunners1975) is one of the greatest car movies ever! Y'all who have not yet seen it I urge ya to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Sheriff Luthor:"Let's go son." Grady Hagg:"Bobby Lee, can't I even take a leak without the whole world comin' to an end?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Now Grady, the b****** insulted my playin', an' you know I'm sensitive about my playin'!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Waylon Jennings:"The next time you see the moon out, ain't everybody asleep. Some folks are workin'." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Bobby Lee Hagg:(runs out of farm house, as Uncle Jesse pulls up in Beth Ann Eubanks's former orange now yellow car.)"Well, I see you ain't forgot how to drive!"(grabs Uncle Jesse's arm.Uncle Jesse has no pulse)"Oh god. Beth! You get Doc Pruem on the phone, tell him to get here quick!" Grady Hagg:(realizing Uncle Jesse is dead.)"It ain't no use, Lee." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Awe!"(turns around away from car, starts crying.) Waylon Jennings starts singing "Whiskey Man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jake? You leavin'?" Jake Rainey:"Yeah. I don't feel to good. I ate to much of that damn hog." Bobby Lee laughs. Jake Rainey:"Bobby Lee?" Bobby Lee:"Hmm?" Jake Rainey:"Try talkin' old Jesse into comin' in with us. I don't want no trouble with him. I've known Jesse all my life." Bobby Lee:"Well, I don't think it'll do much good Jake. But I'll tell him what you said." Jake Rainey:"Well, y'all have fun. I'm goin' home while I can still move." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Must be hell gettin' old Jake." Jake Rainey:"Beats dyin' young Bobby Lee." Waylon Jennings:"An' growin' old beats dyin' old too Jake. 'Cause the very next day some syndicate men paid a visit to Jake's Cotton Gin. The only cotton gin in the South that was run on corn." Syndicate man:"What's a matter Jake? Yer late on yer deliveries. Tiny ain't happy, are you Tiny?" Tiny shakes his head no. Syndicate man:"Let's hurry them up." Waylon Jennings:"Jake understood." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 Moonrunners Theme Song Slow Rollin' Low Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skipper Duke Posted August 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 (edited) (At Jake Rainey's Cotton Gin. Bobby Lee Hagg, Grady Hagg & Jake Rainey are talking. Bobby Lee & Grady present a jug of Uncle Jesse Hagg's finest.) Bobby Lee Hagg:"You know what that is?" Jake Rainey:"It looks like a jug of whiskey." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Well, that's a model T Ford. A Winchester Rifle." Jake Rainey:"Oh?" Bobby Lee Hagg: Pats Grady Hagg in the stomach.)"What is it?" Grady Hagg:"A Witney Cotton Gin." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Mmmhmm." Jake Rainey:"Ok come on boys. What is this?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"One of a kind that's what. That there is Jesse Hagg's 2 year old whiskey." Jake Rainey:"Oh that's fine. The best made. That's the best there is." Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. The last time you saw Jesse, you threatened him." Jake Rainey:"I liked Jesse. He-" Bobby Lee Hagg:"You threatened him! Jake, me an' you an' Grady, we got a problem." Jake Rainey:"Oh." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Me an' Grady, we never been able to get our s*** together. That's one hell of a problem. An' you, you that wouldn't know class if you had a mouthful, figured you could get the class yer after, runnin' over toppa everybody. That's your problem. 'Cause of these two problems, Jesse's dead." Jake Rainey:"I'm sorry Jesse's dead. He-" Bobby Lee Hagg:"But that is changin'. Me an' Grady, we're gonna become businessmen." Jake Rainey:"Oh God!" Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. An' we gonna deliver every drop of Jesse's whiskey the way he wanted it done. Undiluted, uncorrupted, and untaxed. And we're gonna get back to doin' what we do best." Grady Hagg:"Which is screwin' up just about everything we touch." Jake Rainey:"Now you boys listen. I liked Jesse Hagg as much as any man in this world. But he's gone now, an' I'm sorry. But I meant what I said before. Ain't nobody movin' a drop around here, unless I say so. Nothin's changed." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Yeah it has!" Grady Hagg:"Jake. Yer lookin' at the competition." Bobby Lee Hagg:"An' we gonna roll right over you!"(He pats Grady and they walk out.) Edited August 28, 2022 by Skipper Duke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 (At the Hagg Farm. Jake Rainey is trying to buy out Uncle Jesse Hagg's moonshine supply to sell to his New York syndicate.) Jake Rainey:"Jesse. This is my final offer." Uncle Jesse Hagg:"How many final offers are you gonna make?" Jake Rainey:"Now I ain't foolin' around. This is business on the barrel head. I wanna buy yer entire stock at $14 per gallon. In advance, cash right now." Bobby Lee Hagg:"$14 per gallon. Hell Jesse, that's double." Jake Rainey:"I was talkin' to Jesse." Uncle Jesse Hagg:"You wouldn't pay double fer water if you was dyin' a thirst. Now what's goin' on?" Jake Rainey:"Well, this syndicate trash, now they, damn syndicate wants a full shipment by Saturday. An' I ain't got but about half of it. Jesse, if you'd sell me yer total supply, that would more than do it. What do you say?" Uncle Jesse Hagg:"I'm sorry Jake. I'd like to help you be a big shot an' all. But I just can't do it. My feelings ain't changed. I don't want my stuff mixed at any price." Jake Rainey:"I ain't gonna mix it!" Uncle Jesse Hagg:"You know damn well you will!" Jake Rainey:"Jesse. God oh mighty, I'm offerin' you double!" Uncle Jesse Hagg:"I'm sorry. It's not the money, no." Jake Rainey:"No. It's yer pride. Yer stupid! Damn. Damn. Ok. I come over here, beg, plead, offer double, lower myself. Jesse, you ain't gonna move one drop!" Grady Hagg:"Here we go again." Uncle Jesse Hagg:"Fer the last month I've not heard anything out of you except threats. Now you git outta here, before I sick my dogs on you! They like hog meat Jake! Jake, I'm deliverin' a load to Florence! Neither you, yer drivers, yer syndicate, or yer truck stop whores is gonna stop us! Now git outta here." Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 (edited) I'm gonna have to pull that out sometime this weekend and watch it! Edited September 17, 2022 by Hobie Hartkins Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 31 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said: I'm gonna have to pull that out sometime this weekend and watch it! Cousin Hobie Hartkins... The original Dukes of Hazzard movie before the series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 22 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Cousin Hobie Hartkins... The original Dukes of Hazzard movie before the series. I know....I've got it! Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Hobie Hartkins said: I know....I've got it! Me too! Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted May 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 (At the track after the race.) Zeebo:(Presents his trophy & boots to Booby Lee & Grady.)"Hey! Y'all wanna see what my new boots are gonna like? They're gonna be custom made, by hand!" Bobby Lee:"Oh God Grady. Will you look at what 2 fool crossed steers has gone and died for?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Grady:"You better stay behind me tonight. I ain 't got no brakes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Bobby Lee Hagg:"You gotta phone?" Roy Adderholt:"Ya. Indoor plumbing,too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Beth Ann Eubanks:"Mr.Hagg,I can cook a little." Uncle Jesse:"That's good, because a little is all we ever have to cook around here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 The Balladeer:"The next time you see the moon out, ain't everybody asleep. Some people are working." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 The Balladeer:"He only knew one way to drive, and that was flat out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 (edited) Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jesse. Why don't you play him a penny a man? You'd own his church in no time. Might be fun ownin' a church." Uncle Jesse Hagg:"Don't blast fame Bobby Lee!" Preacher:"If yer so fine interested Bobby, why don't you come to church with Jesse? You could be a calm ful influence among the rest of the boys around here." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Me go to church with them hypocrites? Hell, they treat Jesse here like he's a leopard. If them church tea toters of yers ever did quit drinkin', they'd put Jesse outta business. Awe, yer damn church is full of hypocrites!" Uncle Jesse Hagg:"So are the bars an' body houses. But that don't keep you out." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Well, I just don't see why you bother with them folks at that church after the way they treat you!" Uncle Jesse Hagg:"I believe in the church an' I believe in makin' good liquor. I don't see no reason to give up none of 'em. Uh, let's let it be." Edited December 16, 2023 by Skipper Duke Spelled might as night by mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 Bobby Lee:"Jesse, she's in trouble." Uncle Jesse:"Did you do it?" Bobby Lee:"It ain't that kind of trouble." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 Grady:"I do all of his heavy work. The artiste has to protect his hands." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 Bobby Lee:"Well, that's not the place where I prove my manhood. But since the subject has come up, you think you might boost it a little by letting me drive?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 Grady:"See what you're missing by living in Mississippi. Bobby Lee Hagg:"You better watch him." Beth Ann Eubanks:"I'm watching everybody." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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