Skipper Duke

(Season 2 Smile, You're On Mars Camera) Professor George Bancroft:"What's that big bird man doing to that little bird man?" Professor John Corwell:"Well, I can't be to sure, George. But it looks like he's trying to force him to lay an egg!"

(Season 2 Smile, You're On Mars Camera) Skipper:“I don’t care if the feathers came from the goose that laid the golden egg!” Gilligan:“What goose?” Skipper:“That laid the golden egg, you know, from the fairy tale!” Gilligan:“Laid a golden EGG!!??” Skipper:“Yes Gilligan. Once upon a time there was a goose. This goose laid a golden egg. Now the goose was very important at the time- OH NEVERMIND Gilligan!"

(Season 1 St. Gilligan and the Dragon) Mr. Howell:"Oh lovey dear!"(splash)Mrs. Howell, Ginger and Mary Ann throw water on him, and he goes back for more!) (splash) Mrs. Howell:"The idea….-" Ginger:"Sneaking around like that." Mary Ann:"Peeping Tom." ALL:"PEEPING TOM!!!"(repeatedly)

I'm thinking since Fun World's hat cap was not in my original set from my baby brother in 2010 that it's not meant to be that I have their hat cap. If it was meant to be, it would have been in there. Maybe I am not meant to have it. Everyone says "Stop worrying about the Fun World one. It isn't real anyway and you already have a real one your Pakistan one." I guess if I want navy just wear the Broner hats and the navy Lancaster police cop conversion? What do y'all think? Give it up on it and continue enjoying the rest of the collection?

(Season 2 Ship Ahoax) Gilligan:"Me and my ex best friend The Skipper don't want our hut bein' used as a closet!"

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Russian Spy Gilligan:"Are you still there?"(silence)"Phooey on you!" Comrade:"Ah, ha…I am still here!" Russian Spy Gilligan:"Correction, phooey on me!"

(Season 4 The Shoplifters) Shopping Lady #1:"Isn't that Barney Fife?" Shopping Lady #2:"You're right it is. But the dummy is much better looking!"

(Season 4 The Shoplifters) Barney Fife:"I said go go go go!"

(Season 4 The Shoplifters) Ben Weaver:"There’s enough going on here to wake the dead! And you sleep thru it all!" Asa Breeney:"I did not! I got up!"

(Season 4 Bargain Day) Andy Taylor:"Aunt Bee! What's a matter with you!? He's gonna ruin that thing!"

(Season 4 Bargain Day) Gomer Pyle:"You’re a good assistant Op. We almost had that thing fixed." Andy Taylor:"And Call the man."

(Season 1 St. Gilligan and the Dragon) Skipper:"Cool off Howell!" Mr. Howell:"Cool off!? I'm drenched!!"

Remembering the great Don Knotts, who left us 16 years ago today.

Remembering Jim Backus on what would have been his 109th birthday. Happy birthday Thurston!!

Jr. Justice:“What’s the matter daddy?” Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“GAS!” Jr. Justice:“Ah it must be the pizza you had for lunch.” Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Not my belly the tank. Didn't you fill it up?" Jr. Justice:"Well I thought that-..." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You thought? What the h*** did you use?"

Jr. Justice:"Im as confused as a baby raccoon!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I don't know where the hell we are." Jr. Justice:"It's right here on the map daddy." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Get that d*** thing outta my face!" Jr. Justice:"I was only trying to help." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You wanna help? Jump out the window."

Big Enos:"Double or nothing, clamchowder from Boston in 18 hrs." Little Enos:"Gimme $500 on the Bandit."

Snowman:"Your crazy, and I’m divorced"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“Junior, retirement is cat sh**”

Bandit:"Sheriff I been meanin' to ask you. Why are you followin' me?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Well, I'd be very happy to tell you Mr. Bandit! I didn't come all this way, to go home with empty pockets! When I get you home, I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the country, an' I'm gonna hang you from it!" Bandit:"Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck!"

Bandit:"Sheriff I've been chased by the best of 'em. An' son, you must be part coon hound, cuz you make 'em all look like they're runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Well thank you very much Mr. Bandit, and may I say as the pursuer that you're the g**d***est pursuee I ever pursued. Now that the mutual bull s*** is over, where are you, you sumb****!?"

(Season 1 Daisy's Song) "That place ain't been right, since Sherman burned it." Jesse talking about Atlanta.

(Season 2 Andy and Barney in the Big City) Barney:"That's how I always sign, Bernard P. Fife, M.D." (long pause) "Mayberry Deputy!" Andy:"Now, Barn, outside of that meetin' we got with the commissioner, we're-we're really off duty, you know? Barney:"Off duty? Huh. Now, when is a lawman really off duty?"

(Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please) Mr. Howell:"Lovey! What has happened to you!? Slow down! I'm exhausted just watching you! At least take a coffee break." Mrs. Howell:"Good idea!"(has some more sugar beets to eat, rushes out the door, gets up up on the table dances on it, jumps down and runs away)Mr. Howell:"I may enter that woman in the Olympics!"

Big Enos:"Hoss. Where might I find The Bandit?"