Skipper Duke
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Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Listen lady, if Junior can get up in the morning, tie his shoes, and take a pee, I'm not proud, I'm amazed!"
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Jr. Justice:"When I put bullets in it daddy it gets too heavy." Buford's meditation watch(Beep beep beep beep.) Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Shut yo @$$." "And that goes for the two monks too!!"
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode Waiting for Watubi.- 506 replies
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Barney:"I'll tell you who it should be made out to. It oughta be made out to Barney Sucker! Look at all them deductions!"
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Barney to Andy: "You ought to go on the radio and be an all-night disc jockey. At least then I could turn you off!"
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(Season 3 Take a Dare) Gilligan "Only little babies. get fooled again." Gilligan & Skipper In unison:"He fooled us, again."
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Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Take a Dare.
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Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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(Season 2 Hazzard Connection) Rosco:"Enos This Is your Superior Officer Speaking Now I Want U To Go To The Judges Chambers And Get A Search Warrant." -
This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Living Doll.
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"Skipper! Professor! I found him! Her! It! Skipper! Professor! I found it I found it I found it!" Skipper:"Alright Gilligan, you don't have to yell. I see that you found it. A robot?"
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan(riding bicycle washing machine doing the laundry):"What's that?" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, that's nothing but a man in a parachute! Now will you start peddling- A man in a parachute!?"
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Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Seer Gilligan.
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Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode Waiting for Watubi.
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(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Skipper:"Gilligan! Look in there!"
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(Season 2 Seer Gilligan) Skipper:"Gilligan! I don't understand how you do this!" Gilligan:"I'm just standing here." Skipper:"Let me stand there! Now, you think of something! Well, are you thinking of something?" Gilligan:"Uh huh." Skipper:"I don't understand, I'm not getting any message. What are you thinking about?" Gilligan:"I was thinking about the time when I was 10 years old, and skinned knee, I was going to the movies with my cousin Rudolph and his friend Claude and Freddy with 2 teeth missing, but Freddy-" Skipper:"Never mind Gilligan! For goodness sakes, how can I understand what you're thinking, when I can't even understand what you're saying!?"
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The Andy Griffith Show fans... I bring you sad news. I have learned today that Betty Lynn(Thelma Lou) has passed away. She was 95.
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Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
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Marzack:"Answer me straight, or you'll p*** blood for a month!"
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Sheriff Luthor:"Let's go son." Grady Hagg:"Bobby Lee, can't I even take a leak without the whole world comin' to an end?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Now Grady, the b****** insulted my playin', an' you know I'm sensitive about my playin'!"
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Buddy Repperton:"Hey Trelawny, isn't that c***ingham's car?" Richard Trelawny:"Yep." Moochie Welch:"I know where he keeps it."
