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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 1 Goodbye, Island) Skipper:"I know I Spout Off At You and Try to Do Your Best that's What's Important Now What was it You Were Trying to Me ?." Gilligan:"You're Sitting On a Paintbrush Filled with Glue. Look at The Brightside." Skipper:"The Brightside ?." Gilligan:"Nobody Can Pull The Chair Underneath You." Skipper:"You Done It Again !..."
  2. (Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes) Gilligan:"You Can't Start at The Top You know." Skipper:"I'll Start at The Top of Your Head and Nail You Like a Thumb Tack !."
  3. (Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) King Kiliwani:"No Talk Rescue ." Mr. Howell:"I'll Talk Louder."
  4. (Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) King Kiliwani:"Already Found Two, Problem is Only They Run." Mr. Howell to King Kiliwani:"Oh You Mean Ginger and Mary Ann ?, If One of Them is The White Goddess Will You Rescue Us ?." King Kiliwani:"Ah hah!"
  5. (Season 1 New Neighbor, Sam) The Parrot:"Sam Wants a Cracker, Sam Wants a Cracker, Sam Wants a Cracker." The Skipper:"Gilligan Your Parrot Wants Another Cracker. Gilligan:"Skipper I've Already Given Him 15 ." The Skipper:"Well You Better Make it 16 or We Won't Get Any Sleep. Gilligan Before You Get Back in Your Hammock that Bird's Going to Want Another Cracker, Why Don't You Give Him The Whole Box ?." Gilligan:"You're a Smart Man Skipper." The Skipper:"Of Course I am." ... Gilligan:"That Should Keep Him Quiet for Awhile." The Skipper:"Of Course it Will that's Why I'm The Skipper I Can Solve The Problem as They Come Up." Gilligan:"What Else Could He Want ?." The Parrot:"Sam Wants a Drink of Water, Sam Wants a Drink of Water, Sam Wants a Drink of Water..."
  6. (Season 1 New Neighbor, Sam) Mr. Howell:(frustrated cuz Sam won't talk.)"Why doesn't he talk!? Stupid bird!" Gilligan:"He is NOT stupid!"
  7. Hollywood magic!
  8. Chucky TV Series has its final week/episode of Season 1 tonight at 10 PM on USA and Syfy. I think he will be back for a Season 2.
  9. The Andy Griffith Show Fun Fact: Don Knotts(Barney Fife) was Alan Hale Jr.'s Little Buddy before Bob Denver(Gilligan).
  10. Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: The chimp of Season 1 Episode 3 Voodoo Something to Me is name Candy.
  11. This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode President Gilligan.
  12. Gilligan's Island
  13. Thanks Cousin Hobie. You never waste a sip. It's silky.
  14. Gilligan:"I made that decoy out of an old shoe with feathers on it! How does it look?" Skipper:"Like an old shoe with feathers on it!" Gilligan:"It's very good looking." The duck decoy/shoe sinks because it has a hole in it. Gilligan:"I forgot I had a hole in my shoe!" Skipper:"You forgot you had a hole in your head!"
  15. Yeah feeling crappy. Fevers, headaches, and now body aches and throwing up and poops.
  16. Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson
  17. Sure will Cousin Hobie!
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