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    Regina Cunningham:"Can't we even talk about this like rational human beings?" Arnie Cunningham:"One of 'em took a sh** on the dashboard of my car Ma! Now, how's that for rational, huh!?"
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    APO(Amusement Park Owner):"Excuse me s s s sir I'm the owner of of this this here m m mess." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"What is it yer tryin' to tell me?" APO(Amusement Park Owner):"I'd just like to s s say o o one t t t thing. W w w we're closed!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Get in the car Jr.! We're surrounded by a mental case!"
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    Cousin HossC wow!
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    (Season 2 The Little Dictator) scene. Trying to get Elpresidente Rodriguez to use up all the bullets in his gun.
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    (Season 2 Allergy Time) scene. Gilligan left to go live on the other side of the island, to relieve everyone from sneezing & scratching because it seems they are allergic to him. Skipper reads Gilligan's letter he left behind for them. They are are sad about Gilligan leaving.
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    (Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later) scene. Gilligan & Skipper discussing Gilligan's trial against Mr. Howell, Skipper is Gilligan's Attorney.
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    Kait Tucker Thank ya! Yeah that's a hoot!
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    Yeah. The guys are not on HazzardNet.
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    Kait Tucker You have to message Sean Bailey and Tim Phillips on Facebook for your answer. Screenshot the pic and send to them and ask.
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    (Season 1 Home Sweet Hut) scene. Gilligan:"That was a close one! Somebody. Could've. Stepped. Right. Into. The. Barrel!" Skipper:(Inside barrel)"Thanks to you, Gilligan, somebody already has!" Gilligan:"Sorry Skipper. But you shouldn't stand on it, it's to dangerous. I'll go get you a ladder." Skipper:"NEVER MIND!!' Gilligan:"It's ok. It's right over there, by the door!"
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    (Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) scene. Skipper:"And that's how we ended up marooned on the island!" Erica Tiffany Smith:"What a terrible story." Skipper:"Oh, but you see, it ends happily. Because the 7 of us have managed to survive!" Erica Tiffany Smith:"All man?" Skipper:"Well no, there are 3 women." Erica Tiffany Smith:"I thought you said it ended happily?"
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    (Publicity/Press Kit/Promotional Scene)
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    Kait Tucker Oh yes!!
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    Sean Bailey(Sheriff Buford T. Justice) Tim Phillips(Bandit)
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    Kait Tucker Thank ya!
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    https://www.facebook.com/sean.bailey.BufordTJustice/videos/3995543130526190/
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    (Season 2 The Friendly Physician) scene. Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"At last, I have found 2 perfect specimens!" Gilligan & Skipper give him suspicious looks. The Dr. bends down and picks up 2 seashells.
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    Will Darnell:"I don't allow no smokin' in here either! You wanna butt, you go out in the junkyard!" Arnie Cunningham:"But I don't smoke-" Will Darnell:"Don't interrupt me punk! Don't interrupt me! An' don't get smart!"
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    Jr. Justice:"Turn left here Daddy! Make a right turn Daddy! We'll be in the clear!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:(Mocking Jr.):"Make a left turn Daddy! Make a right turn Daddy! We'll be in the clear!" You moose twit!"
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    Cousin Roger I wasn't on HazzardNet yet back then. Sad.
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    (Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's) Waylon Jennings:"Now, ain't it amazing how a pretty girl with fried chicken could make a man forget about a carburetor float valve? Don't you just hate men that use women to mess up other men? Well, that carburetor float valve is somethin' that ol' Bo an' Luke could sure use on the General about now."
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    Hobie The white car in Reunion?
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    (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) scene Skipper & Gilligan are in their hut in at night in their hammocks sleeping. Skipper can't sleep due to Gilligan's snoring and various strange sounds he's making. Skipper:(Frustrated, pokes Gilligan's hammock.)"Gilligan." Gilligan continues snoring away. Skipper pokes him again. "Gilligan!" Still no response from Gilligan. The Skipper has had it now. "Gilligan!!!" Gilligan:"What is it? What's a matter?" Skipper:"I can't fall asleep with all that snoring going on!" Gilligan:"I don't hear anything!" Skipper:"Gilligan, I want you to go back to sleep, and I want you to sleep without snoring! Do you understand that!? That is an order!" Gilligan:"Yessir!"
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    (Season 3 Andy and the New Mayor) scene Andy & Barney are in on the roof of the patrol car, and a bear is in the backseat. Jess Morgan & Mayor Stoner are up in a tree. Andy:"You see Mayor!? If you'd let me run my own office, Jess wouldn't be up there in that tree, you wouldn't be up there beside him, with yer clothes all tore up, and we wouldn't be down here with a bear in our backseat! You beat everything! You know that!?"
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    (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) The Castaways First Interview scene. "May I present you with the key to the city?" Gilligan:"Wow! It sure must open some big door!"
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