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RogerDuke

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  1. Awesome. I want one just like it but bigger when I'm 90 and need a rocker. (66 now so I have awhile).
  2. My all-time favorite ep is High Octane. I'm not just saying that to be polite since you like it. I've said that on many threads. It sure was a bummer when they starting filming in California but by then I was hooked for life. They could have filmed in Antarctica and I still would have watched.
  3. A lot of old timers used to eat raw hamburger. I remember my grandma making meatballs and occasionally snacking on a pinch of it. Eating raw liver was more common in the old days than today of course but I don't remember anybody in my family doing it.
  4. Jesse was sitting on the dirt bike that was sitting on the bow of the Minnow as Skipper looked at him in the rear view mirror while trying to keep his eyes on the road at the same time. Now Jesse had something in both of his hands as he straddled the dirt bike trying to keep from falling. He noticed Skipper's eyes looking in the rear view mirror so he revealed the first one. It was a moonshine jug. Jesse turned it upside down to show Skipper there was nothing in it. Right away Skipper realized Jesse had used the Professor's coconut moonshine to put in the gas tank of the dirt bike. Jesse tossed the jug down. What he wouid reveal in his other hand would change the complexion of the entire race.....at least for awhile.....
  5. Meanwhile, Jesse has been bouncing around with Emma's dirt bike in the back of the Minnow as it was being pulled by Skipper. He managed to maneuver it to the front of the yacht and uprighted the bike, hoping it wouldn't fall from the bouncing. He set it on top of the bow at the front most part of the yacht, set it upright and sat on it. Skipper glanced in his mirror occasionally wondering what Jesse was doing. Had he lost his mind? How in the world was that going to help? And what was that Jesse was holding in his hand?
  6. You are a great addition to the family Road Pirate. We sure hope you stay around a long time!
  7. RogerDuke replied to Tom Duke's topic in NASCAR
    and your favorite baseball team is the Pittsburgh Pirates.
  8. stomach ache
  9. Very nice display case! Thanks for sharing it with us.
  10. Road Pirates! Great episode from season 2.
  11. I saw that today Hobie. I'm guessing the Cracker Barrel 400 is going to be organized and have a bunch of rules and regulations. No need to worry. That sounds boring compared to the Moonshine 400 so nobody will pay any attention to it. You still have the best race in the world. Now, what place you in anyways?
  12. court
  13. nielson ratings of dukes went UP to the sky
  14. benny the QUILL
  15. police
  16. NOTHIN' but the truth
  17. For the first time in the race Jesse takes the lead. And the timing couldn't have been better. Emma made it down from Iron Mountain on her back up dirt bike just in time to stop at the intersection to watch the race. And what a sight it was to see her man in the lead on her very own postal dirt bike. She caught the corner of Jesse's eye and distracted him. He looked at her with a big smile and gave her a thumbs up and she blew him a kiss. It was such a distraction that he didn't notice a big rock. He hit it and it threw his bike off to the side and Skipper passed him with the Minnow in tow. Jesse's Yamaha then ran into the dirt where it hit another rock with such force that it catapulted him and the bike into the air and two seconds later, right into the Minnow. Lucky for him and the Yamaha they both landed on the pile of life jackets unharmed but clearly out of the race...... .......or were they? It would be unwise to ever count out crafty and wise Jesse Duke.
  18. JUDGE drewton
  19. We certainly can't help with the job hunt but if you need picked up emotionally just pop a Dukes episode in and after you watch it jump on the HazzardNet and tell us how good it made you feel. Sure helps me anytime I'm feeling down.
  20. that was a HORRENDOUS crash
  21. Before you know it Jesse had caught up with the pack and was in the thick of everything. Being on a dirt bike certainly had its advantages because he was able to use the bike's maneuverability and his skill to weave between everybody and take advantage of all the chaos. And chaos it was indeed. The lead changes continued on a regular basis but the best place Jesse had been in was third. But then he accidently hit neutral when shifting from 5th to 6th after rounding a curve and that put him back to 5th in this tight race. Still, at this point it seemed like just about anybody had a chance to win. He was just happy to be in the thick of things. But he wasn't here to finish in anything but first. A new determination overtook him and he let out a rebel yell and turned the throttle as far as it would go again. The front wheel went off the ground again. He felt like a young man racing a half century ago. He felt like nothing could stop him now as he approached Skipper and prepared to pass on his starboard side.
  22. Still hard to believe. Reminds me of how shocking Dale's death was. Different manner of death of course but the shock value is just as high.
  23. take 'ER EASY greezy
  24. LOL Good one Hoss!
  25. With newfound confidence Jesse passes Meadowmufn, who had stolen Rosco's sheriff's car and then Hoss. Hoss probably would be faster but his Formula 1 car is so low to the ground that it scrapes bottom a lot since the Hazzard roads aren't as smooth as F1 tracks. As he was passing him, Jesse thought to himself that Hoss would have a better chance next year if he installed a lift kit. A monster truck F1 car in the Moonshine 400 would be pretty cool. But there was nobody else in sight in front of him after those two passes. Where is Skipper, Garrett and Hobie he wondered. Hopefully they will be popping into view right after he straightened the next curve and flattened the next hill. The 2-stroke Yamaha was running in top form.

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