RogerDuke

the general had a carb....no fuel INJECTION

Milky Way

Garrett's Bears beat my Steelers by three points today and the Bears are having a great year. Where are you Garrett? You should be here to tease me about beating the Steelers. I looked up to see how the Bears got their name. The Cubs already existed and the Bears owner George Hallas thought football players were bigger, tougher and stronger than baseball players so went with Bears.......now known as DaBears.

My granddaughter loved Peppa Pig when she was little (she's 14 now) and because of that she always pronounced George with a British accent. So anytime she would say George she would say it with that accent, not knowing it was an accent. It took us awhile to figure out she wasn't faking the accent but really thought that is how it supposed to be pronounced (here).

I've never bought anything on the internet but my wife has bought things for me before. It's amazing what you can buy there. What was Rosco's Mama's quote? "You mean you got a girl out of a machine? Lordy, what will they think of next?"

DENVER pyle

ZERO one

baby formula

Wow! That is a lot....and none of it good. We care about you and are concerned, but I'm sure you know there is only so much we can do on forums like these. It sure sounds like you need more help than internet friends can provide so I suggest you reach out to local organizations that can help. If you don't know where to go maybe you can contact your county health department and they can point you in the right direction. Churches also can offer help but if you aren't inclined to go that route I understand. We have all been at low points in our lives and talking about it is always the most important step to get better and that means face to face counseling with someone who is trained to help. Please seek out a person like that and keep us updated.

X moonshiner jesse duke

Cadillac

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

UNDERCOVER dukes

green

Magnum PI

you have to take a number at the POST office

limitations

NED benson

God, Dukes of Hazzard, dirt bikes and astronomy

......who liked to IMBIBE that mountain dew

rules (one reason I loved it at my Grammar's house, is she didn't have a lot of rules)

charles DICKENS (coincidently his wife was named Catherine)

emma ZIPS around on her dirt bike

best

bo must have 100 X-girlfriends