RogerDuke

Wii (I see there's a new Wii game called "Epic Mickey" that features Mickey Mouse. Since I don't own a Wii I guess I won't be playing anytime soon)

*Jesse had figured out what was going on with Connor and the boys. He also knew the trouble it could cause if the rest of the kids saw the special attention Connor was getting. Even worse, Jesse knew that the jealous kids would give Connor a rough time if they knew he was getting a ride in the General Lee and Jesse was smart enough to figure out that's what the boys were going to ask Ira Grant. Before they had a chance to do so, Jesse spoke to the group* "Okay kids, we're now gonna to go into the classroom and me and Miss Duke are gonna listen to each and every one of you and figure out what section you're going to be with in the Christmas choir. The reason we're going inside is because the walls inside reflect the sound much better and that makes it easier fer us to evaluate yer voice and tell exactly where ya belong. Now git on in there so we can get started. This is gonna be one hum dinger of a Christmas concert!" Daisy helped "Let's go kids. Last one in is a rotten candy cane." Daisy winked at Jesse "I get the feeling you'll be the last one in Uncle Jesse." She then followed the last student into the building.

You folks crack me up.....ROFL. I pity the fools who stole Mr T's necklaces! And no, that's not my truck. That truck's grey. I'm so poor I can't afford to have a truck that comes with a color. Since I couldn't afford paint, I just keep a coat or two of dirt on it at all times. Otherwise it would be naked and then it would be so embarressed it would turn red. No Garrett, those tattoos didn't hurt because they were temporary tattoos. Since that picture was taken, I've replaced then with permanent das efx tattoos.

Congratulations to Uncle Jesse for winning the Dukes game after an 8 month battle. waiki has suggested starting another one and I second the motion. If one other person wants to play I think we should go for it. Instead of starting out 10 characters with 10 points each, what do you folks think of starting out with 10 characters but only giving them 5 points to start the game? Or we could stick with 10....

Congratulations Jesse! The old timer was down to his last 2 points at one point in the game and then pulled ahead for the win!

I guess it's true that there's no secrets on the internet. I can't believe you folks figured out those were my tatoos. Thanks for the suggestion Hoss. My wife liked the idea of all that bling too so we took all the money we were going to spend on Christmas presents and bought some bling (we figured the grandchildren had enough stuff anyways). Well, I had her take my picture and post it here so folks could see all that bling but the shinyness was so overwhelming the picture didn't turn out (I believe the technical term is "saturating the pixels") Until we can figure out how to post the picture, just imagine Pa Beaudry with 300 gold chains around his neck and the sun shining so brightly off them that it blinds you.

Jesse 99 Luke 1

I don't have a clue. Speaking of unusual songs, go down to the James Best forum to read about Rosco being mentioned in one.

I don't really know anything about music except older country but today I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and had to listen to some kind of rap-hip-hop type music. I don't really know any of those singers but my jaw dropped at what I heard. The song mentioned Rosco P Coltrane! I had the person replay it because I thought I was hearing things but sure enough, our favorite sheriff was mentioned. The CD was MTV party mix.....volume 4. The song was "they want efx" The artist was dar efx. dar efx is now officially my favorite hip hop artist. I'm not burning any of my Waylon CDs though.

Jesse 96 Luke 4

horrendous crash (Khee Khee!)

So, if this thing ever ends.....does anybody want to start again?

Thanks Brian! It's a good thing you have access to the internet in prison. Having the opportunity to put your computer skills to work while being incarcerated is certainly something to be thankful for.

Great picture Tim! Imagine Rosco's reaction if he had that many General Lees to chase. It would drive him crazy. After all, three Generals on "Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough" was more than the Hazzard law could handle. What am I saying? Rosco can't even catch one.....well, maybe on a really good day.

grandpa

They all drove RVs. Hey Hoss, we even had a big parade to celebrate your birthday. I looked for the float that looked like you but didn't see it. The announcer on TV said it was last seen flying over a creek with a bridge that was out. It was heading towards north Georgia. Happy birthday!!!!

Jesse 96 Luke 4

*A few minutes into Daisy's Christmas story, Jesse notices one of the orphans look over toward Bo, Luke and Conner while the three of them walk toward a storage shed. Fortunately the General Lee was parked behind the shed out of view from Daisy and her audience. If the General weren't hidden Jesse knew a serious problem could be ahead of them. The kid who looked over at the trio prompted another child to be distracted and then a third. Jesse knew a chain reaction was about to occur and he had to act fast or the whole group would be ignoring Daisy and focusing on why Conner was walking behind the shed with Bo and Luke. Raising three kids himself, Jesse knew all too well how distracted and curious they could be.* "HO HO HO!" bellowed Jesse in his deep voice. *Confused, Daisy stopped her story and looked at her uncle.* "Oh, I'm very sorry Miss Duke. I thought that this was the part of your story where I was supposed to pretend that Santa Claus was around the corner." *Daisy was confused but assumed that Jesse had alterior motives. She briefly glanced over at the trio rounding the corner out of sight and realized what those motives were. Jesse and Ira smiled at each other, noticing that Daisy's audience was completely focused back on her. Ira and Jesse were relieved that Bo, Luke and Conner were out of sight so they could have some privacy to try to make some progress with the troubled boy.*

Excuse me but I'd like to interrupt with a different trivia question. Which member of HazzardNet has a birthday on Thanksgiving Thursday? (Nov 25) Hint: I'm guessing they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Ireland but we're thankful for him anyways.

hero (that's what the folks who work in hospitals and save lives are)

Happy Thanksgiving everybody. You folks here are one of the many blessings God has given me and I'm very thankful for you.

Jesse 95 Luke 5