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Jesse 65 Luke 35

I always get nervous when Cowboy's this happy.

That's hilarious! I can't stop laughing. Well, this thread did start out with a funny story and now it has an even funnier one. Good job Hoss, ya got me on that one. I wish I could shake your hand because it's not too often that old Roger Duke gets tricked.....LOL However, I did feel bad about your newspaper story. The part where you said you didn't answer was funny....of course after the inital laugh, I guess it's a little sad too....I hope you didn't miss a great opportunity.

Dixie Chicks (Poor Earl becomes a zombie. I don't feel sorry for him though)

"Now you sure yer okay?" *Bo nods head yes* "Well, I got my reasons fer not stopping them from going home. I'll explain it after this thing's all over but fer now I have a score to settle with this monster and I'm planning on doing it tomorrow or even tonight. He's done hurt my nephew and there ain't no way I'm letting him hurt you again or anybody else fer that matter. Hang on a while.... *Jesse turns on the CB/walkie talkie* "Breaker one breaker one, this here's Jesse Duke. Crazy Cooter you got yer ears on?" "Yes sir Mr Uncle Jesse. This here's Crazy Cooter, how you two surving out in that God forsaken place?" J "We've been better. Is everything fine with the farm?" C "Yes sir and I got some big news." J "Well, spit it out." C "Luke called and him and Daisy's coming home sometime tomorrow. He said y'all have some kinfolk up there in Charlotte who's coming down to take over caring for your other kinfolks or something....shucks, I can't recall any of the names." J "That IS big news Cooter! Thank ya very much fer relaying that message." *Jesse pauses as he and Bo smile at each other* C "Uh, is there anything else?" J "Naw......well...... there is one other thing. If you don't hear from us by this time tomorrow, send help....lots of help....'cause that means things didn't go so well. I'm gone." *The click of the walkie talkie turning off sounded ominous as the lives of the two Duke men lie in the balance*

Thanks for the update Garrett. I went to the Steelers-Browns game today so didn't watch any TV. I saw something in the Pittsburgh newspaper that you might want to comment on. Some folks are claiming that JJ's winning ways are hurting NASCAR because his constant success makes it boring....they blame part of that on the fact that his personality isn't very exciting. What do you think?

I'm just guessing but for some reason I think it's $200

Duchess

Jesse 65 Luke 35

Obviousely it's up to the moderators but if it were put to vote, I would definitely vote NO. Everybody here loves The Dukes of Hazzard because as old Waylon says "In Hazzard County we tend to like happy endings". Unfortunately a lonely hearts section would have a few happy endings but not many. The odds are against two people living "happily ever after" after meeting on a computer. For those who do have happy endings, I think that's awesome. We all should celebrate such success stories. Sadly, we'd all have to be sad about the majority of them that don't work out so well. Plus, it could cause problems with our HazzardNet family when we start taking sides with a romance that's public information that might be turning sour. It sounds too much like reality TV to me. If two folks on here take a liking to each other I think they should simply use PMs and the private chat rooms to discuss things in private. If they're not 18 they have no business looking for romance on a computer. The moderators can't be expected to tell if someone is lying about their age so I don't think they'd want the responsibility of trying to moderate situations like those. If two folks are angry with each other they should also use PM's to settle their differences so a disagreement doesn't cause a split between our members. I guess I'm just old fashioned but folks are putting too much out there in public nowadays in my opinion. I do like the idea of coming up with new things to spice up our website. I hope folks continue to think of new ideas and I want to encourage that, not discourage it. That's why I like it when new folks ride into town with fresh ideas. I'm just not crazy about this particular one. But like Brian said, it's up to our Supreme Superior Commander.

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peace

veterans (Nice to hear from you Lori!!!!)

That's so sad. I think that he might be the only person on the Dukes who's name was Roger. As I recall his real name was Roger Blevins....well, not real name but "real" name since Roger was only pretending to be Gaylord. Does anybody know why he passed on so early in life? RIP

Jesse 67 Luke 33 hey waikiki, we don't mind you messing up as long as you don't mind us teasing you about it....LOL

*Jesse doesn't know who to pay attention to* Bo, you sure yer fine? Hard Luck, what in the world are you doing out here in the middle of Hazzard Swamp? Bo, ya sure nothin's broke?" *Finally things settle down a little bit and Jesse is reassured that Bo has no serious injuries* "Hard Luck, now tell me, what's goin' on here?" HL "Well, Jesse I done heard about this swamp monster running around here. I went and talked to Molly and she told me Alice was out here looking for ya so I thought I'd come out and help. She didn't mention Bo was here though. How many other folks is here?" J "None that I know of but just stick around fer a little while and I bet someone else will show up at the rate we're going." HL "No can do Jesse. Molly says I'd better git her little cousin back to the shack as soon as possible. This ain't no place fer folks to be out at night and it's gittin' perrty late. You'd better git going too." J "Nope, me and Bo's making a fire, cookin' some vittles and sleeping in this here tent I have in the backpack. Oh my goodness it's 7:00 I told Cooter I'd call him on the CB. I'd better git it out of the back pack." HL "Okay Jesse, me and Alice is gonna git back. I think yer a doggone fool fer spendin' the night out here but that's yer business." Alice "You be safe Bo" *Hard Luck pulls Alice away from Bo and the two of them walk down the path back to Molly's. Jesse gets out his walkie talkie*

Heaven (Well, almost Heaven according to John Denver)

Jesse 65 Luke 35 Hey MM, since I'm twice as old as waikiki can I post on this thread twice as often?

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