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Maybe we should hire that guy from WikiLeaks to help us out. He got out of jail today. If he can't get ahold of them nobody can.

It might be Double Dukes from season 4. That's when they were given sleeping gas on their way to go fishing and ended up in jail.

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*Jesse rounds a curve on the remotest part of Willow Road when the dirt bike shuts down after sputtering for a few seconds. He pulls the bike over, takes off his helmet and dismounts. Emma gets off the motorcycle as well, takes off her helmet and scratches her head. Jesse takes off the gas cap and looks inside* Emma "I can't figure out why it'd quit. Cooter just tuned it up last week. Put in a new spark plug, air filter and everything." Jesse (after looking in tank) "Well Emma, two stroke gasoline engines run better when they have gasoline in the tank." Emma "Lord have mercy Jesse. I've been so upset about my sister passing on and her house being sold, I've been pretty scatterbrained lately." Jesse "Well if that don't beat all. Here we are, miles from the nearest house with no gas, no CB and a storm coming in." Emma (looks off to the west at the ominous black puffy clouds) "And Elton Loggins on WHOGG said that the clouds are bringing in freezing temperatures. He said we might even have a white Christmas. Imagine that. We ain't had a white Christmas since back in '38. It sounds like a chance to cuddle in front of the fireplace to me." Jesse (rolls eyes in disgust) "We ain't go no fireplace out here but we sure could use a fire if that cold front gets here before a car does. It's a good thing I got matches in my pocket. I'm going to get some wood together in case nobody comes around before the cold front hits. Sometimes it can be days before anyone comes down this old cowpath."

I just found out that my wife ordered the cartoon but I'm going to have to wait until Christmas. I can't wait to watch it with my 9 year old grandson. He's not into cartoons as much as he is shows with real actors like iCarley and Aaron Stone so I sure hope he'll like it. If not, I know I will! Let's keep our fingers crossed that the "Enos" spinoff series is next!

When I saw Sonny early this year in January he told me he had copies but he didn't know how it would be possible for anybody else to get them. (I invited Sonny to the HazzardNet but he said he's not much of a computer guy) Possum on a gumbush!

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By the way everybody, don't be fooled at the next Christmas party if you see the "number of users chatting" set at 0. That doesn't mean nobody's chatting. Apparently "flash chat" is different and the number of users chatting doesn't register. I'm just saying this so folks don't do like I did and log off because I thought nobody was at the party. Garrett, the check is the same value of 50% of 50% of 50% of Rosco's last raise which is 50% of 50% of 50% of the comical value of my jokes. I hope that's enough.

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That would put it at Luke 12 Jesse 16 Rosco 22 (Total of 50)

*Jesse was respectful to Miz Tisdale but was also concerned about Connor and his nephews* Jesse "Um Emma, if you wouldn't mind I really do need to look for my boys." Emma "I understand Jesse. Family's important and I'll take you to them now. Um, wheresabouts did ya say they was?" Jesse "Well.....I really don't know. They could be anywheres by now." Emma "We'd better get going" *Emma starts to get on the bike* Jesse "Now you just hang on there Emma. You've already given me about a heart attack per mile so if you don't mind, you can be the passenger this time. This is one old ridge runner who want to live to see Christmas" *Emma nodded her head in approval, put on her helmet and got on the motorcycle behind Jesse*

Okay, okay, the check's in the mail...now quit harrassing me. I'm not sure what color pen that my attorney Benny the Quill signed the check in, but trust me, the check is valid and he really does represent me. By the way, the check can only be cashed in the eastern providence of Northern Wastalistuania. I hope that's not a problem. I hear the weather's lovely there this time of year.

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*Emma piloted the Yahama dirt bike to the next intersection and then turned left on Willow Road. She drove another half mile ignoring Jesse's yelling...... questioning where she was going. After crossing through the covered bridge over Willow Creek, she pulled the bike over in front of a small farmhouse that had a blue spruce in the front yard that was beautifully decorated for Christmas. The cozy house was decorated too. Emma pulled off her helmet and then then wiped a tear from her eye.* Emma "Well, Jesse things are never gonna be the same again" Jesse (softly and respectfully) "Emma, this here's your dear departed sister's house. Not that I mind 'er anything but why are we stopping?" Emma "I've been wanting to come see the place but just haven't had the strength since my sister's passing. I thought maybe I could do it if I had a shoulder to cry on. I see the new owners have it fixed up pretty nice. They even decorated her tree for Christmas. She planted that herself." *Jesse (now off of the motorcycle) hugs Emma* Emma "The folks who bought the house are real nice. They're a young couple from over there in Hatchapee County. He's a truck driver and she just got a job at the library." Jesse "I'm sure yer sister's smiling down from Heaven at them." Emma "She loved Christmas so much. She's probably smiling at how beautiful the place looks."

I was thinking 500 before I even saw the two responses so it looks like I'm agreeing with Lizzy.

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Did you ever get that stain out? If not, mix a half cup of Uncle Jesse's finest in with the detergent. That ought to take it out. By the way, did I ever apologize? If not, I'll have my lawyer type one up right away.

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Thanks for cleaning up the mess texasdaisy. Since I'm going to be arriving pretty late to the next one, I'll take care of the clean up since I'll be staying late. (Unless Brian comes, then the clean up will be much too big for one person to handle)