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RogerDuke

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  1. *Emma piloted the Yahama dirt bike to the next intersection and then turned left on Willow Road. She drove another half mile ignoring Jesse's yelling...... questioning where she was going. After crossing through the covered bridge over Willow Creek, she pulled the bike over in front of a small farmhouse that had a blue spruce in the front yard that was beautifully decorated for Christmas. The cozy house was decorated too. Emma pulled off her helmet and then then wiped a tear from her eye.* Emma "Well, Jesse things are never gonna be the same again" Jesse (softly and respectfully) "Emma, this here's your dear departed sister's house. Not that I mind 'er anything but why are we stopping?" Emma "I've been wanting to come see the place but just haven't had the strength since my sister's passing. I thought maybe I could do it if I had a shoulder to cry on. I see the new owners have it fixed up pretty nice. They even decorated her tree for Christmas. She planted that herself." *Jesse (now off of the motorcycle) hugs Emma* Emma "The folks who bought the house are real nice. They're a young couple from over there in Hatchapee County. He's a truck driver and she just got a job at the library." Jesse "I'm sure yer sister's smiling down from Heaven at them." Emma "She loved Christmas so much. She's probably smiling at how beautiful the place looks."
  2. Did you ever get that stain out? If not, mix a half cup of Uncle Jesse's finest in with the detergent. That ought to take it out. By the way, did I ever apologize? If not, I'll have my lawyer type one up right away.
  3. Thanks for cleaning up the mess texasdaisy. Since I'm going to be arriving pretty late to the next one, I'll take care of the clean up since I'll be staying late. (Unless Brian comes, then the clean up will be much too big for one person to handle)
  4. Emma "What in the world are you doing in Ira Grant's car Jesse?" Jesse (angry) "Well, that don't make no difference now since you done run it off the road and I bet old Ira only has one spare in the trunk." Emma "Were you coming in to see me? You said you would." Jesse "I was eventually but fer now I was on a mission to help someone out." Emma "I can take ya where need to go. Besides, I told ya on the phone I got a problem I need to talk to ya about." Jesse "Well I suppose....so long as ya don't go ridin' no wheelies." *Jesse got on the back of the Yamaha dirt bike and put on the spare helmet Emma had strapped to the back. Emma popped a wheelie and drove off* Jesse "EMMA!!!!! Now what'd I just say!!?" *The bike sped down the twisty dirt road.*
  5. Missed you at the Christmas party! How much snow did you get?

  6. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  7. It sure didn't take long to get down to three people. Here's where things get rough! LOL
  8. Hey Garrett, you have 1979 posts....that's the year Dukes first came out!!! (Now watch, you'll go ruining it by posting something and changing the number...LOL)

  9. It was a a blast. Fortunately I wasn't the last one out the door so I didn't have to clean up the mess.
  10. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  11. *Driving alone, Jesse fishtails Ira's Mustang through the twisty curves of Miller's Creek Road, kicking up dust behind him. He was hoping that he could catch Rosco before he caught the boys. Hopefully Rosco would be in in a generous mood this close to Christmas and Jesse could talk him into leaving the boys alone to help Connor. As Jesse rounded the next curve, a motorcycle was crowding his side of the road. Jesse swerved to miss the careless dirt bike driver, but in doing so, swerved off to the side where an old rusty piece of farm equipment was parked. Jesse only grazed the old hay baler but he was close enough that both tires on the passenger side popped. The motorcycle came to a stop and the driver pulled off her helmet.....* Jesse scolded the rider "Emma Tisdale, that's not like you to drive so reckless! Now, what in the world's gotten into you?!!"
  12. What are you saying?....that Meadowmufn made the fruitcake again this year?
  13. Lucky Charms (Do they have that cereal in Ireland?)
  14. Bo 3 Luke 11 Jesse 13 Rosco 16 Enos 2 Cooter 5
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