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Hazzard Swamp

Everyone knows strange things go on in the Hazzard Swamp... Beware on entering this forum. The nuts hang out here. If you're one of the nuts, pay no heed to the previous warning. Don't get too nutty tho' or we'll have to have the men in white coats come pick ya up... *Warning* There may be "adult" humor in here. If you're easily offended or under 18, it is advised not to enter here. Folks, try to keep it as clean as possible.

  1. hi guys, I not sure where put here that thread as well.. any you hear that one just on commercial was? check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdUqsxhd10 what you think that cool is it huh? thanks enjoy

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  2. Started by Val Strate,

    Here are some ways to get kicked out of Chemistry lab. Pretend you have an electron stuck in your ear and inisist on describing the sound it makes to everyone in the class. When everyone is quiet and working, scream out, "My eyes!" Insist that there is no such thing as chemicals. Say you're algeric to protons. Drop cheetos in the liquid nitrogen.

  3. Started by countrygirl1986,

    Alright, so I was having a nice dream the other day, Dukes related of course and the strangest of strange things happens, and I mean, this was strange for even a dream! I got a log in screen. A big, yellow log in screen. Needless to say, I woke up after a few moments of viewing this. I mean it was one of those moments where you want to wake up yellin' I mean... Wow.

  4. You know the Round Robin "The Drive-Thru Barber Shop/Oil Change and Lube/Quiky Mart/Bar and Grill" well I have a seperate story going on paper written just by me privately now. You see everytime I send Doug a letter he gets another chapter of the story well there not very long but he doesn't have alot of time to read them either so it works out as well. But I was thinking or proposing a idea who ever can come up with best one to two page story I will print up and mail to my brother in Missouri he also like when I send pictures as well. Well So Far there is Chapter One: Meet the Crew. Chapter Two: The employee meeting, and Chapter Three: The St. Patricks Day Party. Chapter…

  5. Started by deathangel_tori,

    Friend and myself went to the zoo on Sat. and I ran across this sign, note I'm paraphrasing this, but it said. 'Rosco the bear' and it went on to say where he got moved to, but I found it quite humorous that His name was such since his Cb handle is that. *shrugs*

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  6. Started by Hobie Hartkins,

    Right now it's 7:48 central time and it's Friday.....Duke day/time ( remember the late 70's-80's?) Anyway, I'm watching the 1st season and about to indulge in a few adult beverages! I'm watching Double Sting but will probably go back and watch others once this one is over. As a matter of fact, it took me so long to watch this whole season, I think I might just go back over them again! ....Let's face it, can any of us ever have too much DOH??

  7. Started by LoriDavenport,

    Ok ok I thought up of another little game thats fun, its the Who Am I game, you post clues to a character off the dukes (enaniment objects included.) and if you guess who it is right then you post more clues. here goes the first one... Im the youngest of the Duke cousins, Im the one who has the trademark,"YEEHAA!!!" when we jump, Im known to be sensitive at times too, who am I? (we'll start out with the easy ones first lol)

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  8. Started by Julieduke,

    This will work differently instead of giving clues from the serious you can give song titles stuff there famous for or even their famous spouses. To start this off properly here's the first clue I am married to Denise have three wonderful daughters I am blonde as well and I sang "Who's Cheatin Who" as a remake of the original artist. Bonus Points if you tell you sang the song first? Who Am I?

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  9. Started by snaplesugar,

    who would you choose out of these dudes...Bo, Luke, Cooter, Rosco? I like cooter but i think i'd go with bo!

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  10. Started by Val Strate,

    For all of those who have been around here a while and maybe some new folks that can shed light on this dilema... Why is it, I feel old? Does anyone look in the mirror and go, Gaaaahhhh! in the morning and say, 'Where did the time go?'. I talk to people younger than me all the time and they tell me they love the Dukes but can't tell me a thing about the show. Yes the Dukes of Hazzard is Iconic we all know and are greatful, but as a fan of the orginial, do you ever get that longing, mid-life crisis feeling of 'I wish I could see John and Tom as Bo and Luke again!'. I guess I came up with a solution answer to my own question, 'Pop in a DVD'. But then when it's over you hav…

  11. Started by Meadowmufn,

    Kids say the darnedest things! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom ! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The little …

  12. Started by georgiagal1,

    Does anyone else on here have an xanga??

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  13. Started by Garrett Duke,

    So I came across a video while looking through Google articles yesterday of a Dukes of Hazzard Reboot. Though there's a catch, it's all AI and fake. Though it is a bit entertaining and sad to think that it's all fake...

  14. Started by Meadowmufn,

    Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr! A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants. "Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants." The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

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  15. Started by RogerDuke,

    Have you folks taken the Yanni-Laurel challenge? I heard Laurel and my wife heard Yanni. That explains why every time she says "get some work done around the house" I hear "watch another Dukes episode"

  16. Started by Meadowmufn,

    Now Amos Moses was a Cajun, He lived by hisse'f in the swamp. He hunted alligators for a livin', He just knocked 'em in the head with a stump. The Louisiana law gonna get ya Amos It ain't legal hunting alligators down in the swamp, boy Now everybody blames his old man, For makin' him mean as a snake, When Amos Moses was a boy His daddy would use him for alligator bait. Tie a rope around his neck, and throw him in the swamp, Alligator bait in a Louisiana bayou About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries, Named him after a man of the cloth, Cal…

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  17. Started by Julieduke,

    You Might Be a Redneck If Making your bed involves removing at least three animals first."

  18. Started by DukesFan82,

    You should check out the website is: www.retrojunk.com that has a lot of these shows for the 1960's-1990's and forum, too. Some of you were born in the 80's like me, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. Some of you were born in the 60's, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. Some of you were born in the 70's, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. Some of you were born in the 90's, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. ENJOY! I have looked at these 80's shows brings m…

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  19. Started by Val Strate,

    How many of you have seen the new Hershey Kisses that are filled with different flavors? There is Cherry Cordial, Caramel, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Creme, Coconut Creme, Creme de Mint, Vanillia, Cheesecake... then you got the solid chocolate ones and the 'Hugs'. But what are your faves, and what favorites do you think cast members from the Dukes would like? I would have to say my favorite is a tie between Creme de Mint and Coconut Creme.

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