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(Season 3 Baa, Baa, White Sheep) State Police when the Finchburg Sheriff rolls his car over:"Sorry I can't stay and help you Sheriff. But I got my orders to catch them!" -
According to Vance, in the Mrs. Morgan Molasses scene, Coy got straight A's in driving school. T or F?
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(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper:"Gilligan! Wake up!" Gilligan:"Ooh my arms! I must have strained them when I was sleeping." Skipper:"Never mind that! I suppose you don't know anything about that!? What are you trying to do, corner the coconut market?" Gilligan:"I didn't do that Skipper! I hate work. In fact, I'm pro lazy!" Skipper:"First you wreck the raft, now this. I oughta give you a big fat lip!" Gilligan:"Hey Skipper. You got a ring just like mine." Skipper:"For goodness sake, where'd I get that?" Gilligan:"Maybe you got it as a prize among those coconuts."(Loud chatter oof camera.) Skipper:"Wow! I wonder what's going on out there? Ooop! You always stand on my feet! Awe!" (Gilligan & Skipper leave hut.) Skipper:"What's all the excitement about huh?" Gilligan:"Hey Skipper, look they all have rings like us."
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Bandit:"what do you think they do for excitement in the town?" Cletus Snow:"Probably sit around and watch the cars rust."
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(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Professor:"So you see? It's not so easy to reform a hardened criminal in real life!" Ginger:"Come to think of it, that's the way it ended in the movie too!"
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(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Coast Guard Copter 1445 Pilot:"Ahoy down there! Good thinking folks. Starting that fire saved your lives. We never would've seen you without that smoke! If you're ok wave!" Skipper:"Yeah! We're ok! Thanks to Gilligan! I knew you could do it, Little Buddy!"(Playful lite hat hit to Gilligan's head.) Gilligan:"What did I do?"
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Haven't tried them yet.
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(Season 1 High Octane) Uncle Jesse:"Rosco, I want this car put back exactly the way it was or I'm gonna sue the county." Rosco:"You wouldn't!" Uncle Jesse:"Wouldn't I?" Rosco:"Boys, put 'er back the way she was!" -
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(Season 1 High Octane) Boss Hogg:"Rosco!" Rosco:"What?" Boss Hogg:"Jack ass! Why didn't you arrest 'em?" Rosco:"Well, you heard what they said "It's not illegal to make whiskey" Boss." Boss Hogg:"I'm not talkin' makin'! I'm talkin' transportin'!" Rosco:"How do they do that?" Boss Hogg:" Peabrain! Jesse Duke run his car down here on it!" Rosco:"He never!?" Boss Hogg:"Yeah! Now he's drivin' off on more of it! Come on, let's get him!" -
(Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later) (During court trial by the Professor/Judge to determine who is the rightful owner of the treasure chest found by laborer Gilligan or employer Howell while digging a BBQ pit.) Skipper:"Ginger's very damaging to us." Gilligan:"Yeah. Her testimony." Skipper:(Sotto)"No. Her legs."
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Facebook has now unfortunately made it easy for those people to slip past us admins and mods under the radar.
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Post by admin or mod in The Official Christine Car Fan Site: Hey All!! I do apologise about the amount of Spam material being posted within the Group lately. And I greatly appreciate those of you that are reporting it to me, I don't see all that gets posted. I don't really understand who these people are and how they got into the group, most are showing as "Visitors" and I haven't approved them being added to the Group. I'll continue to monitor the situation and block these people along with removing the Spam they post. Cheers!! My comment on it: Facebook's new setup unfortunately they can now comment and post without having to join first.
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(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Skipper, did I do that?" Skipper:"No Gilligan! I just felt like wearing the door tonight!"
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We have special hot dog restaurant here in Youngstown Ohio called Hot Dog Allie. Do y'all have it where you live?
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quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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(Season 1 High Octane) Boss Hogg:"He's doin' it! He's firin' up that still! Just what I was sayin'!"Rosco:"I knew it! The minute I saw them Dukes buyin' that Copper tubing, I said to myself "Rosco, they're makin' moonshine again! Well, this time, I'm gonna get 'em. Yer gonna be proud of me." Boss Hogg:"You will not, I repeat, not arrest them Dukes while they're makin' their moonshine!" Rosco:"When you say "Not" you mean no?" Boss Hogg:"I mean no! They are to be left alone, until they go to transport it. Then move in!" Rosco:"Ooh! An' then I'll get 'em!"(Gestures arresting self with handcuffs.) Boss Hogg:"You get them, an' I get the shine!" Rosco:"Boss, what's so special about Jesse Duke's moonshine?" Boss Hogg:"He makes the only whiskey in the world, you could measure in octanes!" -
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(Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon) Rosco:"If yer listenin' you Duke Boys, I'm terribly sorry about the mistake I made. Must've been two other fellas I was lookin' for! Kew kew!" Bo Duke:"Huh. That ain't like Rosco. It ain't like him to let us off the hook, an' when he's wrong." Luke Duke:"The only explanation is him an' Boss got somethin' more pressing." Bo Duke:"What could be more pressing than us?" -
(Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes) Skipper:"Gilligan, I told you no more souvenirs in the sea chest. A turtle. Of all the things to put in a sea chest! Gilligan out with those, out! If you try to put anymore junk in here, I'll personally throw it out!" (Professor enters the hut.) Gilligan:"Guess what I got now!?" Skipper:"Throw it out Gilligan!" (Gilligan picks up the Professor, and tries to throw him out.) Professor:"Gilligan! What are you doing!?" Skipper:"Gilligan! What's a matter with you!?" Gilligan:"Well, you told me-"
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Did y'all know they made tires of the vehicles slippery burn and smoke by putting Clorox on them?