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(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Gilligan is casting off the Minnow II for the three hour tour. Russian spies Ivan & Dimitri who have been following Gilligan for the whole movie, trying to steal the necklace from him, show up again. Dimitri stands on Gilligan's hand, while Gilligan is bent down untying the Minnow II from the docks. Gilligan:"Ow! Hey! You're stepping on my hand!" Dimitri:"Young man, please get up, and be quiet." Ivan:"You have something we want!" Gilligan:"Oh. I know. That big box of money Mr. Howell gave me. I'll go get it." Dimitri:"Hold it! Everyone freeze, and put your hands in air!" Gilligan:"He means "Get your hands up!" Skipper:"We all know what he means Gilligan!" Gilligan:"They want my box of money Skipper!" Mr. Howell:"You gentleman want your own box of money too? Which denomination do you prefer?" Ivan:"Not interested in money!" Mr. Howell:"Not interested in money!? Good heavens! They must be mad men!" Dimitri:"We take what we want!" Ivan takes Gilligan's necklace. Gilligan:"Hey! That's my good luck charm!" Ivan:"Ah. Lucky for us!" Dimitri:"We give this to our government, we get metal!" Ivan:"We get metal, we are heroes!" The FBI suddenly show up, and board the Minnow II. FBI:"Hold it! FBI! I'll take those!" Other castaways:"Yay! We're saved!" FBI:"If you folks don't mind, we'll take these 2 along with us." Skipper:"Will somebody tell us what this is all about!?" FBI:"In due time."(To Gilligan.)"I want you to know, thanks to you, we captured these spies. And the government is greatly in your debt." Mr. Howell:(To FBI.)"Why not? The government is greatly in debt to everyone else too!"
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My Facebook friend Rob Young about this show: "The world needs to watch this show. the police officers in our town need to watch this show the people of bushnell need to watch this show. We all do and take HEED. I don’t leave myself out of this post. Treat people like people we are all guilty of something. If you say your not, your a liar."
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(Season 3 Man With a Net) Lord Beasley:"The rain seems to have your butterfly into a large white moth! Well!?" Skipper:"Well, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a butterfly that won't hold its colors!" Lord Beasley:"Gentleman, consider yourselves fortunate! In England, I would've had you jailed for butterfly forgery!"
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(Season 3 Man With a Net) Professor:"Have either of you gentleman seen on my book on the-? What are you doing!? Why, you're painting a butterfly!" Gilligan:"I think the little devil likes it!" Skipper:"Gilligan, call Lord Beasley!" Professor:"It won't work. A world famous authority like Lord Beasley will never in a million years be taken in by painted butterfly!" Skipper:"Gilligan, call-" (Both together)"Lord Beasley!"(Nod)
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(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Skipper:"I say we make Gilligan cut the coconuts for another pie, and another pineapple, and then make him sit here and watch us eat it!"
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Deputy Enos Strate always says "OPOSSUM on a gumbush!"
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"Rich a** snot nose kids who wanna go draggin' on The Orange Belt!"(According to Robert Prosky(Will Darnell)in Christine.
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Her granddaughter HOLLY Mae
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I think I know one of the reasons why Benford Yacht Hat is so expensive $249. It has a built in Polly back foam floatation in case cap/hat goes overboard. Boss Hogg would say and did say in The Dukes of Hazzard Season 1 Episode 4 Repo Men about the Rolls Royce car, it applies to those hats "Fer that money, it oughta darn socks, wash windows an' bring you breakfast in bed!" That was his reply after Ace Parker the Hazzard car dealer told him about brand new Rolls right there on the lot in Atlanta and Boss Hogg's wife Lulu read Boss the price.
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I'm outta reactions... So ❤️
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EVERLAST boxing gloves(Blacked out with silver duct tape in And in This Corner, Luke Duke.)
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Cousin Roger... Yeah. Bo and Luke mention when their folks passed on, in Season 6 A Boy's Best Friend. Little Terry Lee is so sad and down from losing his folks, that conversation goes like this. Bo:"Kinda brings you back, don't it Luke?" Luke:"Some how, I don't remember bein' quite that sad." Bo:"Shoot, we were awful young when our folks passed on." Luke:"I guess it's 'cause I had you an' Daisy." Bo:"An' we all had Uncle Jesse." Luke:"We gotta count our blessings." Bo:"That we do."
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Dennis Guilder:"You feel that way about Leigh?" Arnie Cunningham :"What!? F*ck no I'm talkin' about Christine man no shi**er ever came between me and Christine now you watch this ..."(Floors Christine into the wrong lane, right at an oncoming car. The oncoming car moves out of the way.) Arnie Cunningham:"Chicken sh*t!"
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Arnie Cunningham:"Let me tell you a little somethin' about love Dennis, It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything friendship, family. It kills me how much it eats. But I’ll tell you somethin' else you feed it right, an' it can be a beautiful thing, an' that’s what we have. When someone believes in you, that you can do anything, anything in the entire f***ing universe, an' when you believe right back in that someone, then watch out world! Cuz nobody can stop you then! Nobody ever!"
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Jump (what the General Lee does) Awe man Cousin Hoss... That's terrible news about the development of the location.
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TUCKER Ridge (Limo One is Missing)
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QUICKsand (Baa, Baa, White Sheep)
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OPOSSUM (Enos:"Possum on a gumbush!" In many episodes.)