(Season 2 Ghost a Go-Go)
Skipper:"What's a matter Little Buddy, what is it?" Gilligan:"I just saw a ghost out there." Skipper:"Oh Gilligan, for goodness sakes, you didn't wake me up out a sound sleep to tell me about your nightmare?" Gilligan:"No no no! I saw a real live ghost out there!" Skipper:"Gilligan, people are alive, ghosts are dead." Gilligan:"Then I saw a real dead ghost, and he ran that way." Skipper:"Well, if he was dead, how come he was running that way?" Gilligan:"But Skipper, Skipper, he's right out there Skipper!" Skipper:"Gilligan you're dreaming, goodnight!"