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Skipper Duke

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  1. This is a poem about Christine written by a Facebook friend of mine. Y'all enjoy! MY POEM I WROTE. ENJOY! My names Christine. And that's just the start. I’ll be your friend. And I’ll own your heart. Give your love to me. I’ll make you Bow. I’ll be the best car in your life. And make your Besties go “WOW” I’ll make you want me. And engage in your everyday life. But do one thing to hurt me. I’ll slice you like a knife. Life with me can sometimes be a Tole. But If you push me hard enough I swear I’ll own your soul. I’ll pull you away from your family. I’ll pull you away from the Good. I’ll even drag you down a road of evil . If I could. I am a possession and full of the Horror . And have always found my ways of sitting alone. But If you chose me as your own. I’ll be Bad to the bone. You’ll love me forever. While I love you. You’ll wish you known me your whole life. And see me apart of the family. I promise that's true. If you hurt me once. I might let you by. If you hurt me twice. Its your time to die. I have told you my story. Now its all up to you. Will you buy me and have me and love me thru and thru. Im not going to pressure you. Cause this is all on you. You love me forever I’ll most certainly love you. Don't turn away or walk away. Or try to Fail. . Cause I really wanna adore you. But will mainly drag you to HELL.
  2. TUCKER RIDGE(Limo One is Missing)
  3. Did any of you other Christine fans catch it? Christine played cat and mouse with Moochie Welch in that alley way, by purposefully banging off the side of the walls of the 2 buildings a couple of times.
  4. POSSUM on a gumbush
  5. (Season 1 Home Sweet Hut) Skipper:"Gilligan, will you watch what you're doing! We've gotta have this hut finished by tonight, there's a storm brewing out there someplace!" Gilligan:"Oh?" Skipper:"Doh! Thanks a lot Gilligan, this is the only dry shirt I had left!" Gilligan:"Sorry Skipper. Are we gonna move in here tonight?" Skipper:"That's what the plan is, we'll have to work until we drop! Now get that water in the barrel." Gilligan:"Aye aye sir!" Skipper:"Doop! Gilligan, will you put that water in there while I go get some more palm fronds?!"
  6. (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Gilligan:"We'll get off the island Skipper. You'll see." Skipper:"Gilligan, all I wanna see right now is more palm fronds. Now go get some more palm fronds!"
  7. Christine Fun Fact: Did you know the actors didn't finish the job of the beating the car up enough? The Wrecking Crew scene. Professionals had to come in and finish the destruction to director John Carpenter's satisfaction.
  8. Here's a treat for both Christine and Dukes fans.
  9. Cousin HossC... Yep. I thought it would put up a picture like it usually does. But it didn't.
  10. Christine fans... I think it played a trick on Will Darnell the same trick which it played on Dennis Guilder in the book. It made Dennis see it as brand new when he sat in it in Roland's garage. I think it pulled that in the movie on Darnell. When he opened the door I don't think he saw a burned out interior but what he saw was a brand new interior in pristine mint condition instead. You know that car can play tricks to lure you in.
  11. Y'all should check out this guy's channel. He made a great point about the reason he thinks the show is not allowed to be on in reruns anymore. He thinks it's not only the flag fiasco, but the positive message the show puts out as a whole. That message being the government doesn't want its people to know that we can stand up and fight for what's right against a corrupt system. I whole heartedly agree with him!
  12. https://fb.watch/nYfgIusspl/?mibextid=NnVzG8
  13. MONEY(Boss Hogg's other love besides food)
  14. Grass
  15. KISSIN' Cliff
  16. Balladeer(About Rosco's trip.)"Uh huh. I saw that comin'!" Rosco:"Oooh khee khee darn stick! If it was human, I'd cuff it and stuff it! Doh ho I love it I love it!" He gets in the car, and follows Garrett, Bill and Ernie. "I'll get 'em. The Boss is gonna be so proud of me Valvet Ears! Oooh!" Flash whines as if to say "That'll be the day!" Meanwhile over at the Duke Farm, they are just finishing up evening chores, when 3 cars show up. Uncle Jesse:"Boys, Daisy, we got company!" He shouts. The boys and Daisy come out of the barn, to see who's arriving. CUE ROGER OR GARRETT
  17. In the book this scene goes like this. Roland D. LeBay:"Her name is Christine." Arnie Cunningham:"I like that. Don't you Dennis?" Dennis Guilder:"No! If you have to name Arnie, why don't you name it trouble?" George LeBay the brother sold it the car to Arnie in the movie. Roland died 6 weeks ago. Roland sells it in the book himself then dies a few weeks later.
  18. Keep a Knockin'(But You Can't Come In)
  19. Lighthorse HARRY Hogg
  20. Will Darnell:"Hey don't think you got the gold key to the crapper! Nobody takes advantage of me, you understand?" Arnie Cunningham:"Yes." Will Darnell:"If it wasn't for me, it would be costin' you a whole sh** pile of dough to put this heap together." Arnie Cunningham:"I know. I know!"
  21. For me it's C
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