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Skipper Duke

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  1. Happy 63rd Andy Griffith Show Birthday to Clint Howard!!(Leon) Ron Howard(Opie Taylor's)real brother!
  2. (Season 2 Smile, You're On Mars Camera) Another Gilligan blunder frustrates the Skipper while he and the Professor are searching for the lost Mars probe camera lens. Skipper:"Find where the feather rolled. Where the feather rolled! Where the lens rolled! Professor, one of these days, right there!"(makes a choking gesture)
  3. (Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Gilligan:"I could be sheriff." Skipper:"Ridiculous!" Howell:"Preposterous!" Gilligan:"How about you,Professor?" Professor:"Idiodic." Gilligan:"Sorry I asked."
  4. Professor Roy Hinkley. In the Gilligan episode Feed the Kitty, when Leo the Lion saw the castaways as animals, he saw the Professor as an owl.
  5. Some shows did. Gilligan's Island is one. It was a go for a 4th season. But quietly cancelled at the end of the 3rd season because Bill Paley Pres. of CBS wife wanted more Gunsmoke.
  6. (Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) Skipper:"But what are we gonna call him? I mean, whoever heard of a goddess name Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Why don't you call her Gilianna? What am I saying!?" Mr. Howell:"Wonderful! Such feminine abs... Turn around, and move for us Gilianna."
  7. (Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan:"Nope. Nope. Nope." Skipper:"What is it now?" Gilligan:"It's still in the shade." Skipper:"Gilligan, that's not shade, it's your shadow!"
  8. (Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan:"I know how to stop all the arguing." Skipper:"And would you mind telling us how?" Gilligan:"Look." (Shriveled up orange on table)
  9. Did y'all know Carrie Marie Underwood-Fisher is one of those religious girls?
  10. We said goodbye to our beloved #GilligansIsland this day 55 years ago! 4/17/67. So grateful to our amazing fans for all the love over the decades.
  11. Happy 67th Dukes of Hazzard Birthday to Byron Cherry(Coy Duke)4/17/55!
  12. Gilligan Trivia: In the Season 3 episode Man With a Net, The Professor made a still and cooked moonshine from berries. T or F?
  13. I'm sure the guys at M*A*S*H 4077th would love to have been the Professor's friends when he made that bike a still and cooked that fermented berry shine. The regular shine drink was a staple of the M*A*S*H series. The berry flavor would've been a change for them to try.
  14. (Season 3 Man With a Net) Lord Beasley:"That's the trouble with you Americans! You simply don't know how to hold your tea!"
  15. (Season 3 Man With a Net) The Castaways trying to get Lord Beasley tipsy to fire his flaregun for the rescue boat before he catches the Pussycat Swallow Tail butterfly. Gilligan:"Hey Skipper, this tea tastes just like-" Skipper:(Covering up Gilligan's mouth whispering)"It is!" Gilligan:"Oh. Then, that's why it tastes like-" Skipper(Covers Gilligan's mouth again)
  16. (Season 1 Goodbye, Island) Mrs. Howell:"Thurston, what do you suppose those young people are doing?" Mr. Howell:"Well, it's perfectly obvious Lovey. They're kissing tree's." Mrs. Howell:"Must be a new fad. Oh the younger generation." Mr. Howell:"They do seem to be enjoying themselves. I think I'll have a go at it myself." Mrs. Howell:"Awe darling you're so modest. Well?" Mr. Howell:"Well, there's a lot to be said for the old fashioned way."
  17. (Season 5 Barney's Bloodhound) Andy Taylor:"Why do you keep poppin' in an' out of the door like that?"
  18. (Season 5 The Darling Baby) Andy Taylor:"Barney, you’re on duty." Barney Fife:"It’s just mulberry squeezings."
  19. I wonder why they always goof up the 00 packaging calling it Cooter's 00 Mustang. Not Cooter's it's Buzz Kilroy's car. The original Season 1 series 1 release 2004 did it too it called Ben Jones Ben Cooper on the DVD case but got it right as Ben Jones on the 2012 DVD case. There really is a Ben Cooper I looked him up. Has other toys for other shows or movies done that? A goof package?
  20. R. I. P. victims of the Titanic. 4/14-15/1912.
  21. Season 2 Gold Fever. "What are you hidin' in the hay for!? Get back in there!"
  22. (Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee) Owl:"Who? Who?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane that's who! You dumb bird! Ijit!"
  23. (Season 2 Mr. & Mrs.???) Gilligan:"Finally, I'm the best man in something." Skipper:"Gilligan. You couldn't be best man in an all girls' school. Now, help us push off!"
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