Skipper Duke

Balladeer:"Meanwhile, back in town, at the courthouse." Boss Hogg:"Rosco, I just got word that that there big wig NASCAR feller Bill Elliott is coming to Hazzard to be in our race. I want you to arrest Mr. Elliott on any charge you can think of. If we have him in custody, it means money for us. We can charge folks a dollar a look. $5 for autographs. $10 for pictures taken with him. $20 for concessions. We'll make a killing Rosco!" Rosco:"Wrong, wrong, wrong, little fat buddy! You're forgetting about one thing." Boss Hogg:"What's that?" Rosco:"The Dukes. How do we keep them from ruining our plans?" Boss Hogg:"I got dem Dukes already all figured out dipstick. Don't worry about that. If they come snooping around, we'll just foreclosure on that blasted farm of theirs, and they'll have to move away from Hazzard. They'll be out of my hair once and for all! Ha hahaha!" Rosco:"But Boss, you don't have much hair. Khee khee!" Boss Hogg:"Rosco, shut up you numbskull! Now, you get out of here, go find Enos, and y'all set up a roadblock on the highway. Boy, is Mr. Elliott in for a surprise when he arrives. He'll be going nowhere but straight to jail! Hahaha!" Cue Garrett

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I'm outta reactions. So ❤️

Bo:"The Dukes of Hatchapee. That just don't sound right to me. We'll start doing whatever we can to help out Uncle Jesse. We'll get jobs helping folks repair their barns and what not." Luke:"Yeah. Bo's right. In fact, we still have to collect from Granny Annie for the recent repair job we did for her on the roof of her house." Balladeer:"I sure do hope them Dukes come out of this here mess on top of things, don't you?" Meanwhile back in town, at Cooter's Garage. Cooter is seen working on a Mustang which turns out to be Garret Duke's car so affectionately known as Spitting Cobra. Cue Garrett

“We’re on our way to Boston to get some clam chowder, Bye Bye.” - Bo “Bandit” Darville, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

VANCE Duke

Balladeer:"Meanwhile, Bo and Luke were returning to the farm with the supplies Jesse sent them to town to get." Bo is driving, Luke is riding shotgun. Luke:"Bo, you best hurry cuz. Jesse is waiting for these supplies. Plus not to mention, it's dinner time too. If we're late, he'll skin us alive." Bo:"I'm hurryin' just as fast as the General will allow cuz." Soon they arrive at the farm. They shut the car down, climb out and go into the house. Cue Garrett

I didn't catch that one. Wow!

I love it Hobie!

Anyone else besides me catch the blooper during the Hazzard Connection in Season 2, in the race between Bo in the General Lee and Shoulders in the Slammer car? In 2 shots of Bo, the scene was mirrored. The General Lee had a mirror on the passenger side.

“You, to get out of this dumbass rodeo, and accept the real challenge.” - Big Enos Burdette, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)

“You know Cledus, you attract more fuzz than a fat man’s navel.” - Dusty Trails, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

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TURK Foley Amy Creevy's ex mechanic boyfriend

Balladeer:"Meanwhile over at courthouse, Boss and Rosco were scheming as usual. Trying to come up with ways to stop the Dukes from entering that race." Boss:"Rosco, you git on over to the Duke Farm and sabotage that General Lee of theirs. Without it, those boys can't enter that race, and then that prize money will be all mine!(He does his evil laugh.) Rosco decides not to do it. Rosco:"Oooh shame, shame, Boss! Now that's naughty naughty! I won't do it this time little fat buddy!" Boss:"Rosco, you numbskull, I pay your salary, I made you and I can break you! Now you'll do what I say, or kiss yer badge goodbye dipstick!" Cue Garrett Duke

OPOSSUM on a gumbush(What Enos always exclaims.)

Balladeer:"It was a bright sunny Saturday morning in Hazzard County. The Duke Boys were up, had breakfast, and got their chores done. Uncle Jesse sent them into town with a list of supplies to pick up for the farm. Bo and Luke were excited when they saw the signs advertising a big race coming up in 3 days. Both boys got so excited their faces displayed big ol' grins with the looks of a cat who ate a Canary." Bo:"You know Luke, I can't wait for this race! We need to win, so we can pay off the farm once and for all." Cue Garrett Duke

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(Season 2 Jude Emery) Waylon Jennings:"I want y'all to watch some slick shuckin'. First you see Luke, and now you don't." Bo Duke:"Now Luke, I told you old Willie would be lookin' the wrong way again!" Luke Duke:"No wonder he can't handle it when a car's on his tail!" Waylon Jennings:"Ain't them boys slick?"

(Season 2 Jude Emery) Bo Duke:"Say Willie, when did you get outta jail son?" Luke Duke:"Oh he had to go to jail Bo. It was the only way he could see his momma!" Willie:"He he. How come y'all ain't home choppin' cotton?"

Hazzard County JAIL

Hogg GRITS Mill

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Take It EASY.(Bo and Luke sing this in Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's.)

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Gilligan is casting off the Minnow II for the three hour tour. Russian spies Ivan & Dimitri who have been following Gilligan for the whole movie, trying to steal the necklace from him, show up again. Dimitri stands on Gilligan's hand, while Gilligan is bent down untying the Minnow II from the docks. Gilligan:"Ow! Hey! You're stepping on my hand!" Dimitri:"Young man, please get up, and be quiet." Ivan:"You have something we want!" Gilligan:"Oh. I know. That big box of money Mr. Howell gave me. I'll go get it." Dimitri:"Hold it! Everyone freeze, and put your hands in air!" Gilligan:"He means "Get your hands up!" Skipper:"We all know what he means Gilligan!" Gilligan:"They want my box of money Skipper!" Mr. Howell:"You gentleman want your own box of money too? Which denomination do you prefer?" Ivan:"Not interested in money!" Mr. Howell:"Not interested in money!? Good heavens! They must be mad men!" Dimitri:"We take what we want!" Ivan takes Gilligan's necklace. Gilligan:"Hey! That's my good luck charm!" Ivan:"Ah. Lucky for us!" Dimitri:"We give this to our government, we get metal!" Ivan:"We get metal, we are heroes!" The FBI suddenly show up, and board the Minnow II. FBI:"Hold it! FBI! I'll take those!" Other castaways:"Yay! We're saved!" FBI:"If you folks don't mind, we'll take these 2 along with us." Skipper:"Will somebody tell us what this is all about!?" FBI:"In due time."(To Gilligan.)"I want you to know, thanks to you, we captured these spies. And the government is greatly in your debt." Mr. Howell:(To FBI.)"Why not? The government is greatly in debt to everyone else too!"