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Skipper Duke

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  1. Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery Waylon Jennings:"Friends, if Boss only knew that money Rosco seen was from his bank, he would be chokin' on that Pork Chop."
  2. Season 1 Wrongway Feldman Mr. Howell:"Knowing Wrongway, it's hard to tell which way he went!" Wrongway Feldman:"I'll tell ya where I went! I'm right here. Skipper:"Wrongway, you're alive" Wrongway Feldman:"Surprised huh?"
  3. Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke Waylon Jennings:"Meanwhile, the judge was delayed by eatin' at the Chickasaw Diner. You know what, some folks have been delayed permanently eatin' there."
  4. X rated movie in Days of Shine and Roses
  5. Drafts
  6. Hey y'all... Remember what happened to me? My seller did the bait and switch. I received Gorget Braiding instead of the Mouse Braiding that was advertised Well, I've been thinking, all the Gorget Braiding hats I see on eBay, could the exact opposite happen to someone else? They order expecting to get Gorget Braid, and their seller could put Mouse Braid on instead?
  7. Oh my goodness wow!
  8. Her hair sure like gold in the hot morning sun!
  9. Season 4 Double Dukes Turk:"What do we do with 'em now?" Moody:"Crate 'em. Put 'em in dead storage. Get it? Coffin Works, dead storage!" Him and Turk laugh, Bo sarcastically joins in. Waylon Jennings:(About Turk and Moody) "You know, them boys are about as funny as findin' a rattlesnake in yer bed!"
  10. HossC yep! He deserves a rest too.
  11. The end of this scene in Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's Russ:"Alright, you win Hogg!" Boss:"Yeah!" Russ:"THIS TIME!" Makes me think Russ dealt with Boss before in the past before the Mink coat deal. What do y'all think?
  12. Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's Russ Mitchell:"That big fat bale of Cotton, he shortchanged me, cuz I lost one lousy fur!"
  13. Clint Eastwood fans... I bring you sad news. He's retiring after the current movie he's working on. It's to be his last movie.
  14. It's fixed now y'all! After almost 4 years(It would be 4 this coming October), Mom has made yesterday and installed my correct Mouse Braid and provided me with my 100% screen accuracy of the original Gilligan's Island series 3 seasons 98 episodes 1964-1967, and the last 2 Reunion movies The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979) and The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island(1981).
  15. Season 3 The Invasion Skipper:"Don't worry Little Buddy! You have nothing to fear. I'll be guarding you. If the spies come, I'll fight 'em, I'll smash 'em, I'll-(Makes sleepy sound and starts snoring.) Gilligan:"I know! You'll snore 'em to death!"
  16. Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Russell Johnson(Professor)and Dawn Wells(Mary Ann) had feelings for each other. But neither one acted on those feelings because Russ was already happily married.
  17. (Season 1 Deputy Dukes) Luke Duke:"Awe awe!" Bo Duke:"Well, are we gonna go after 'em, or are we just gonna sit here all day!?" Luke Duke:"Well, it just so happens I left my car keys in my pants pocket, an' right now, I ain't got no pants pockets!" Bo Duke:"Since when do we need keys to start a car!?" Luke Duke:"Alright!"
  18. Yeah!
  19. Good one Hobie. Lol.
  20. Sorry Spike. It's just that last part is funny to me. Lol.
  21. Hobie Hartkins... That's The Runaway from Season 2.
  22. Which way is y'all's favorite? A. Hood slide B. Roof slide C. Both
  23. (Season 5 Opie Loves Helen) Barney Fife:"If you ask me, the old school system was better, when you grew up hating your teachers!"
  24. (Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase) Waylon Jennings:"Now you better stay alert, cuz it could get a little bit puzzling. Which is exactly what it's supposed to do to Boss, Rosco, an' Cletus."

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