Skipper Duke

Season 6 Undercover Dukes Bo: "Luke, how come they didn't find that camera?" Luke: "Because they ain't allowed to eat on duty." Bo: "What?" Luke: "Want a hot buttered camera?"

Season 2 Mine Hero Professor:"First, I'll demagnetize myself." Gilligan:"Don't do that!" Skipper:"Gilligan, he said he was gonna demagnetize himself!" Gilligan:"I know, but it sounds awful!"

Season 1 How to Be a Hero Mr. Howell:"Show a little knee!" Skipper:"Well, alright!"(Starts to raise pants leg.) Mr. Howell:"Not you Skipper, Mary Ann! Cheesecake!"

X rated moonshine running movie of Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse(Days of Shine and Roses)

VIVIAN Stewart

Season 1 Two on a Raft Gilligan:"Professor, those savage Marubi what do they do?" Professor:"They're collectors Gilligan." Gilligan:"Oh. That doesn't so bad. What do they collect?" Professor:"Heads!" Gilligan(High pitched after Professor walks away off screen.):"Heads!?"

Stone QUARRY

Season 2 Love Me, Love My Skipper Mrs. Howell:"You've shown Mr. Howell in his true light. He's arrogant, bigoted, childish, dreadful and inconsiderate." Skipper:"Come on, Mrs. Howell, he's not that bad." Mrs. Howell:"Those are his GOOD points."

LUKE Duke

Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan. Skipper:"Yes Master." Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I have just discovered that you are building an escape raft! I do not want anyone to leave this island, until I have completed my experiment! Destroy the raft! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" Skipper:"Aye, aye, Master! Roger Wilco! Over and out!"

Alligators/Crocodiles

Hogg's ICE House

CANADIAN Beer

pencil

I decided to word this a little better. "I've learned from experience that people often make false claims when selling things, but in this case, it didn't matter because my mom stepped in and fixed the issue! The seller made a mistake, but mom turned it into a positive outcome and I finally got the braided Skipper's hat I wanted" and to add more to it. Other sellers who advertise the Mouse Braid, their customers receive it. So that's clear evidence that my seller Bluenox pulled bait and switch on me.

Elmer(Russell "Snake" Harmon's pet)

My experience has taught me this... People lie to sell things. But it doesn't matter anymore cuz my seller's lie about the braid isn't an issue anymore. Mom made and installed the correct one for me on the hat.

Good Guy Agent 014 Dream sequence Season 3 episode The Invasion Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"Here! Let me take that heavy bag off your arm so you can eat." Gilligan/Agent 014:"No! I just realized something!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"What?" Gilligan/Agent 014:"You're not my mother!" Skipper:/Gilligan's mother:"How did you find out?" Gilligan:/Agent 014:"Because my real mother would make me wash my hands before I eat. Besides, my real mother is a woman!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"What're you gonna do to me 014 kill me!?" Gilligan/Agent 014:"No that's to good for you. I have a torture for you worse than death!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"You mean!?" Gilligan/Agent 014:"Exactly! Sit down there at the table, eat your soup, and don't spill a drop!"

Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery Waylon Jennings:"Friends, if Boss only knew that money Rosco seen was from his bank, he would be chokin' on that Pork Chop."

Season 1 Wrongway Feldman Mr. Howell:"Knowing Wrongway, it's hard to tell which way he went!" Wrongway Feldman:"I'll tell ya where I went! I'm right here. Skipper:"Wrongway, you're alive" Wrongway Feldman:"Surprised huh?"

Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke Waylon Jennings:"Meanwhile, the judge was delayed by eatin' at the Chickasaw Diner. You know what, some folks have been delayed permanently eatin' there."

X rated movie in Days of Shine and Roses

Drafts

Hey y'all... Remember what happened to me? My seller did the bait and switch. I received Gorget Braiding instead of the Mouse Braiding that was advertised Well, I've been thinking, all the Gorget Braiding hats I see on eBay, could the exact opposite happen to someone else? They order expecting to get Gorget Braid, and their seller could put Mouse Braid on instead?

Oh my goodness wow!