Skipper Duke

What do you call the Hazzard County police department in a tree full of monkeys? Branch Manager(Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane) & Assistant Branch Managers(the Deputies Cletus Hogg & Enos Strate).

(Season 1 Deputy Dukes) Bo & Luke's ambulance that they swapped the police car for breaks down while transporting Public Enemy #1 Rocky Marlowe to Hazzard. Bo:"You got any idea what's wrong with it?" Luke Duke:"Nope. Only that the problem's religious in nature." Bo Duke:"Religious?" Luke Duke:"Yeah, you better pray I could fix it!"

Yes you heard right Cousin Roger. It went well and he's at home recovering.

I hope so.

Cousin Roger yep!

(Season 1 Two on a Raft)Mr. Howell is playing golf with a clamshell and bamboo stick putter and an Avocado pit ball. Professor:"I have important news." Mr. Howell:"Not while I'm putting!" Professor:"Mr. Howell, I believe the Marubi may be here." Mr. Howell:"I don't care who's here. They are not playing through!"

Titanic might claim more lives. A tourist submersible that takes people to see the wreck has gone missing.

(Season 7 Cool Hands Luke & Bo) Sheriff R. P. Droopy Cathcarte:"Sheriff Droopy Cathcarte callin' Mr. Claiborne. Come back sir." Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Droopy did you spot them Duke Boys yet?" Sheriff R. P. Droopy Cathcarte:"I'm on their tail right now, Mr. Claiborne sir." Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Good huntin'. Out." Captain Slater:"The Duke Boys? Why the Duke Boys?" Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"They're the first step in my plan to bring Boss Hogg to his knees." Captain Slater:"Well, I don't see how that's gonna smoke out Hogg, he hates them Duke Boys." Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"True. But Hazzard loves 'em. Public pressure is gonna drive that porky little Hogg right into my net. I been mappin' this out fer 11 months." Captain Slater:"Sounds like we're gonna have some fun around here, don't it?"

Cousin Spike... I'm here for you too.

(The Dukes of Hazzard Reunion 1997)Buzz Kilroy shows up with his racecar the Double Zero(00). Bo Duke:"Hey. Ain't that Buzz?" Luke Duke:"And the Double Zero(00)." Cooter Davenport:"The only car that ever whipped the General in an overland race." Luke Duke:"Thanks fer remindin' us! Come on y'all. Let's go see if we got a racecar to race with."

The girls got upset when Skipper wanted to do suicide. Shows how much the castaways care about and love each other.

(Season 3 Court Martial) Mary Ann:"Skipper! Oh! I'm going with you!"

(Season 3 Court Martial)Ginger has talked the Skipper out of jumping. Ginger:"Oh but you mustn't! We need you." Skipper:"Ginger, nobody needs me!" Ginger:"I do!" Skipper:"Come on, you've got Gilligan, you've got Mr. Howell, you've got the Professor!" Ginger:"Gilligan is just a boy! Mr. Howell's married, and the Professor is only interested in my mind!"

(Season 3 Court Martial)Skipper is gonna jump off the cliff. Ginger shows up and finds him. Ginger:"Skipper!?" Skipper:"Ginger, don't ever scare a guy like that! I could've killed myself." Ginger:"Sorry." Skipper:"Well, Ginger, it's alright, because really that's what I had in mind anyway."

Cousin Hobie yep! Songs such as Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy etc.

Howdy y'all. I'm back.

I love that Cousin Roger!

Howdy y'all. The Skipper might be out of commission for awhile. Time for a new phone. This one is 4 years old. The screen is going bad. The burn/ghosting has gotten worse now.

fast

Laggin'(What the internet sometimes does.)

Cousin Roger yep via Cooter's amazing last minute repairs.

Cousin Hoss wow! Thanks! I never noticed when or how it got knocked off. Yep Cooter can fix it no problem.

Anybody else catch the mistake/blooper during the chase in The Great Santa Claus Chase of Boss Hogg's Cadillac missing its bull horns hood ornament?

(Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island) The Castaways are trying to put together a hieroglyphics tablet Gilligan found in one of the caves. Skipper:"No that's wrong too, Mr. Howell." Mr. Howell:"A Howell is NEVER wrong! Break off a piece, and make it fit!"

It's happened again! Went to lunch a day late today for my birthday yesterday with our friends from Mother's Day, Kim and her husband Flip. I was wearing the Navy Blue Broner Hat Co. Skipper hat. The same steak chef was working again and I had the same experience with him in his line again! But this time, he sang to me the theme song. He sang "Gilligan, Skipper and the rest!"