Skipper Duke

Drafts

Hey y'all... Remember what happened to me? My seller did the bait and switch. I received Gorget Braiding instead of the Mouse Braiding that was advertised Well, I've been thinking, all the Gorget Braiding hats I see on eBay, could the exact opposite happen to someone else? They order expecting to get Gorget Braid, and their seller could put Mouse Braid on instead?

Oh my goodness wow!

Her hair sure like gold in the hot morning sun!

Season 4 Double Dukes Turk:"What do we do with 'em now?" Moody:"Crate 'em. Put 'em in dead storage. Get it? Coffin Works, dead storage!" Him and Turk laugh, Bo sarcastically joins in. Waylon Jennings:(About Turk and Moody) "You know, them boys are about as funny as findin' a rattlesnake in yer bed!"

HossC yep! He deserves a rest too.

The end of this scene in Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's Russ:"Alright, you win Hogg!" Boss:"Yeah!" Russ:"THIS TIME!" Makes me think Russ dealt with Boss before in the past before the Mink coat deal. What do y'all think?

Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's Russ Mitchell:"That big fat bale of Cotton, he shortchanged me, cuz I lost one lousy fur!"

Clint Eastwood fans... I bring you sad news. He's retiring after the current movie he's working on. It's to be his last movie.

It's fixed now y'all! After almost 4 years(It would be 4 this coming October), Mom has made yesterday and installed my correct Mouse Braid and provided me with my 100% screen accuracy of the original Gilligan's Island series 3 seasons 98 episodes 1964-1967, and the last 2 Reunion movies The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979) and The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island(1981).

Season 3 The Invasion Skipper:"Don't worry Little Buddy! You have nothing to fear. I'll be guarding you. If the spies come, I'll fight 'em, I'll smash 'em, I'll-(Makes sleepy sound and starts snoring.) Gilligan:"I know! You'll snore 'em to death!"

Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Russell Johnson(Professor)and Dawn Wells(Mary Ann) had feelings for each other. But neither one acted on those feelings because Russ was already happily married.

(Season 1 Deputy Dukes) Luke Duke:"Awe awe!" Bo Duke:"Well, are we gonna go after 'em, or are we just gonna sit here all day!?" Luke Duke:"Well, it just so happens I left my car keys in my pants pocket, an' right now, I ain't got no pants pockets!" Bo Duke:"Since when do we need keys to start a car!?" Luke Duke:"Alright!"

Yeah!

Ah. The iconic way! Good choice!

Good one Hobie. Lol.

Sorry Spike. It's just that last part is funny to me. Lol.

Hobie Hartkins... That's The Runaway from Season 2.

Which way is y'all's favorite? A. Hood slide B. Roof slide C. Both

(Season 5 Opie Loves Helen) Barney Fife:"If you ask me, the old school system was better, when you grew up hating your teachers!"

(Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase) Waylon Jennings:"Now you better stay alert, cuz it could get a little bit puzzling. Which is exactly what it's supposed to do to Boss, Rosco, an' Cletus."

(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's) Daisy:"Ooh it just feels so good!" Uncle Jesse:"Well, don't get to used to it now, cuz the boys gotta get it to Rosco to give it back to the rightful owner. I bet they're goin' nuts wonderin' where that coat is!" Luke:"I'd imagine." Bo:"Come on sweetheart, give it up!" Boys laugh and retrieve the fur from Daisy. Get in the General. Rosco shows up at that moment. Uncle Jesse:"Looks like you just saved a trip to town." Bo:"Hey Rosco! We was just comin' to see you. We found this here fur coat, we wanted to give it to you." Rosco:"Shoot! Turn over that furry coat! Alright Cletus, you will notice with yer beady brown eyes, the evidence in the Duke's hand!" Uncle Jesse:"Now just hold it right there! You didn't notice nothin' with yer beady little eyes! Them boys was doin' just what they said they was doin'! They found that coat, an' they was bringin' it to you for you to get it back to the rightful owner!" Rosco:"Hockey puck this car!"(Lays him finger on the General Lee's trunk, Cletus follows suit.) Uncle Jesse:"Get yer finger off of their car! Both of you!" Rosco:"They're under arrest, an' I've got a warrant-" Cletus:"That's right!" Rosco(Getting frustrated yanking it out from under Cletus's tie clip.)"Will you give me the warrant?! Idiot! Give it to me! Alright, you boys are under arrest, you might as well get out of that car nice an' easy like!" Luke:"Whatever you say Rosco! Cletus, note this with yer beady brown eyes, we're gone!"

(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's) Boss Hogg:"You mean you let a Mink coat fall off of your truck, an' it's still lyin' out there somewhere? Well, you just go get it, you hear me?" Rosco(Jumps out from hiding in the rack of fur coats.)"Maybe that Mink wasn't dead yet, an' it jumped off the truck!" Boss Hogg:"Oh zip!" Russ:"Forget it, I tried! 2 country boys stopped an' picked it up, an' drove off with it, goin' faster than a duck in a hail storm!" Boss:"2 country boys huh? Say, was 1 of them blond an' the other dark haired, an' both drivin' an orange clunker car?" Russ:"Yeah! You know 'em?" Boss:"Oh it was just a lucky guess!" Rosco:"Yeah! Lucky, lucky, lucky!" Russ:"Where's my money Hogg?" Boss:"Oh yer money! I'm glad you asked me fer that. Alright, here's what I owe you, less the price of a Mink coat!" Russ:"Why, you little butterball!" Boss:"Easy son!" Rosco:"Easy!" Boss:"I advise you to take what I gave you, an' then, skedaddle outta town! Or else I'll have the Sheriff here escort you out personally!" Rosco:"I will?" Boss:"You will!" Rosco:"Oh yes I will! Kew Kew!" Russ:"Alright. You win Hogg." Boss:"Yeah!" Russ(Snaps Boss Hogg's Stetson hat brim with the money.)"THIS TIME!" Waylon Jennings:"So, Boss sent the law after the Dukes to get back the fur that he hadn't paid for, and nail Bo an' Luke fer possession of stolen property. Eye grannies, now that's slick!"

(Season 2 Duke of Duke) Rosco:"Boss, how much of that quarter of a million dollars do I get?" Boss:"Very little. As yer brother in law Rosco, I have a heart felt interest in your affairs. An' I'd never forgive myself if the government puts you in a higher income tax bracket!" Rosco(After Boss drives off leaving him standing there where he was leaning on the Cadillac before the driver pulled away.)"An' nobody thinks he's got a heart!"

(More from the same scene of Season 5 Return of the Mean Green Machine) Boss:"What I wonder is how much those coins are worth melted down." Rosco:"YER GONNA MELT THOSE-" Boss:"Shhh!"