(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)
(Gilligan painting Skipper. He misses the canvas, and literally paints the Skipper 's face.)
Skipper:(Angrily.)"Yes Gilligan! It's me, and it's very funny!"
(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)
Ginger:"Would you let your wife wear this?" Producer:"Which wife?"
Ginger:"Your daughter!"
Producer:"Now that's hitting below the belt!"
Ginger:"That's the problem. There's nothing below the belt. It's all above it!"
(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)
Gilligan:"How 'bout that robot? R2D2?"
Skipper:"Well, there's nothing dirty in that!"
Gilligan:"R2D2 is a four letter word!"
(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)
Dubov:"Nincoompoopers, it's upside down!"
(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)
Ginger:"Belly dancer?! I'm not a stripper!" Dubov:"Who said anything about stripper? Belly dancer!"
Professor:"Ginger, he means Bali. Bali dancer from the island of Bali." Ginger:"Well, why didn't he say so?!" Dubov:"I did. I said "Belly dancer!"