Skipper Duke

There's a girl on Facebook called Bella Kiss. She's some kind of celebrity. Model or something. I have a crush on her. 🥰 🔥 🥵

My mom will say "Whoever this seller is they're scamming people Bobby. The autograph and the COA are both probably not real." 😂

The seller lost their ever lovin' minds! 😂 Right now on eBay is a Skipper hat sold by Alan Hale Jr. Skipper from his Alan Hale Jr.'s Lobster Barrel restaurant and autographed by him comes with a COA(Certificate of Authenticity). $475.99 + $15 delivery. Authentic autograph or not, what kind of dope are they smoking? 😂 As my late stepdad would say "Whatever it is, it's time to change brands." 😂 Autographed by him on its black vinyl brim. Comes with Certificate of Authenticity, supposedly sold by and autographed by him at his Alan Hale Jr.'s Lobster Barrel restaurant. But I don't believe anything after my experience what Bluenox did to me. Showing me Mouse Braid Cap photos shipping me a Gorget Braid Cap. On the Internet, people can say and do anything, and certificates and autographs can be forged. There's people stupid enough to believe the claims. Look how I believed that Bluenox guy from Sialkot Pakistan and fell for the bait and switch scam.

Another new celebrity crush. I like the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) wrestler Amanda Saccomanno Rose (Mandy Rose).

I love this. From the album Chip Munks Go Hollywood. Waylon Jennings Good Ol' Boys. Chip Munks:"Just the good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law Since the day they were born Straghtin' the curves yeah Flatnin' the hills Some day the mountain get 'em But the law never will Makin' their way the only way they know how Life's just a little bit more than the law will allow woo" Individual spoken lines:"Hey. Let's take the General Lee fer a spin." "Dave said "No driving, Alvin." "Dave won't be back fer hours. Come on!" 😂 Sound of a car turning over but won't start up. "Don't flood it Alvin! You're killing the battery." 😂 "Awe shucks, we'll try it later!" 😂 "Makin' their way the only way they know how yeah Life's just a little bit more than the law will allow I'm a good ol' boy I know that David loves me But he don't understand I can't wait anymore To take a spin in the Lee haha" "Hop in boys." 😂 "I don't know Alvin. Dave's gonna kill us." 😂 "Here come the Chips of Hazzard!" ❤️ "Look out Alvin, it's Dave!" 😂 Dave:"ALVIN!!" 😂 "Boy, are you in trouble Alvin." 😂 "Theodore, would you change places with me?" 😂 They cleverly changed some lines such as "I'm a good ol' boy Ya know my mama loves me But she don't understand They keep showin' my hands Not my face on TV" They changed to "I'm a good ol' boy I know that David loves me But he don't understand I can't wait anymore To take a spin in the Lee haha"

Season 2 Andy on Trial Barney Fife:"You gotta understand. This is a small town, the Sheriff is more than just a Sheriff. He's a friend. An' the people in this town, they ain't got a better friend than Andy Taylor! As for Andy doin' his job, I'd like for you to take a look in the record book Mr. Jackson! Do you know there ain't ever been a major crime committed in this town, thanks to Sheriff Taylor? In fact, the only kind of ruckus you'd ever have in Mayberry, is if you tried to remove him from office. Then you'd have a riot! You asked me if Andy runs a taut ship Mr. Milton. Well, no he don't! But, that's because of somethin' that he's been tryin' to teach me ever since I started workin' for him, and that is, that when yer a lawman, and yer dealing with people, you do a whole lot better if you go not so much by the book, but by the heart! I guess maybe that's to hard for some of you to understand. I don't know. That's all I got to say."

Guys and girls... TV Stunter on YouTube won't be doing Enos. Just The Dukes Reunion movies.

Season 2 The County Nurse Andy Taylor:"Rafe, this here is a thermometer." Rafe Hollister:"I got one of those on my henhouse. Only bigger." Andy Taylor:"Rafe, this here is a thermometer fer people! It let's you know when you got a fever." Rafe Hollister:"I know when I got a fever! I'm hot!" Andy Taylor:"But Rafe, this here tells you how hot!" Rafe Hollister:"I know how hot I am when I'm hot, danged hot!"

Season 2 The Little Dictator. Rodriguez:"End of Plan A!" 😂 Mr. Howell:"Whatever do you mean "End of Plan A?" 😂 Rodriguez:"You don't fool Rodriguez! I have been thwarted too many times! Forget about Plan B!" 😂 Ginger:"You mean, you know about Plan B?" 😂 Rodriguez:"My dear, you cannot have a revolution without Plan B. I'll explain it to you. You take 2-" 😂 Skipper, Professor & Mr. Howell listen in. 😂 Rodriguez:"Hey! Who do you think you are?!" 😂

Season 2 Forward March Skipper is sitting on the ground, carving the word STEAK in the sand with a stick. Gilligan stands behind him watching. Gilligan:"Skipper, how do you like your Steak?" Skipper:"Medium rare with French Fried Potatoes and Onions!" Gilligan:"Don't you like Coconuts, Bananas, and Pineapples anymore?" Skipper:"I'm sick of Coconuts, Bananas, and Pineapples! That's all we ever eat!" Gilligan:"Do you like Avocadoes?" Skipper:"You've got an Avocado!?" Gilligan:"One just flew over, and landed in the bushes!" Skipper:"One just flew over, and landed in the bushes!? Let's get it!"(Sees it's a actually Grenade not an Avocado.)"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" 😂

Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes Waylon Jennings:"Now old Hector ain't lost his touch behind that wheel none. Shoot, y'all should've seen old Hector a few years back. He could make those Hazzard ridges smoke."

These guys provided the soundtrack for The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home PlayStation 1 version. 😀

Group.

I found one in Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough. It's when they're in the General Lee and Cletus comes out of the speed trap chasing them after his speed limit sign changed numbers when he pressed the button on the electronic gizmo. Bo:"Oh great. Cletus. Where the heck did he come from?" Luke:"You got me. It don't hardly matter though. We can't let him catch us with these diamonds." After Luke finishes talking, just before he turns around to look at Cletus's car, he appears to be looking in a mirror first. The General Lee doesn't have a passenger side door mirror. So what's he looking at? 😂

Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery Boss Hogg:"This is J. D. Hogg callin' Deputy Cletus Hogg! Where in blazes are you, bird brain?!" 😂 Deputy Cletus Hogg:"I'm right on them Duke Boys tail, Cousin Boss!" 😂 Boss Hogg:"Bless you Cousin Cletus, bless you!" 😂

Homer the sign painter from Season 4 Goodbye General Lee. He was painting the National Safety Week Commissioner Hogg says Drive Carefully sign when the Dukes was trying to return the General Lee to Hobie Hartkins car lot. Homer is never seen or mentioned anymore after that episode.

Any fans here?

Hey y'all... The Gray Gran Torino that Harry Joe and Tiny had hidden in the bushes and drive in the end of Season 3 Along Came a Duke, is it the same one Daisy rolled over in the end of Season 3 episode State of the County?

The first time I saw the Season 4 episode with that bad guy Holneek who had the alter ego Harry in his head and went around screaming "You!!!" In that creepy voice, it gave me nightmares. 😂

That's a good mention Hoss. 😀

Good spot Hoss!

Good job Webb!

Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan Skipper:"Hurry up Gilligan! If I don't eat soon, I'll die!" Fake Gilligan Russian Spy Double:"So what! What is one day more or less!" 😆 😂

Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls Bo Duke:"Marijuana!? Sure got ourselves in a heap of trouble this time, cousin!" Luke Duke:"You got that right. Boss is gonna throw the book at us. Not to mention the federal government." Bo Duke:"When we break our probation , we sure do a bang-up job of it, don't we?" Luke Duke:"We oughta to be outta prison about the time to collect social security." Bo Duke(grinning):"That ain't funny Luke. We gotta get ourselves outta this." Luke Duke:"Yeah, while we're figurin' out how, you just keep haulin'... til we find a safe place to stash this stuff." Bo Duke:"10-4." 😆 😂

Season 4 Double Dukes Boss:"There's Bo an' Luke!" Rosco:"No, there's Bo an' Luke. See!" Boss:"Alright! Well, then, cut 'em off you dodo! We don't want 'em to catch Turk an' Moody!" Rosco:"Which ones Turk an' Moody?" Boss:"The ones that look like Bo an' Luke." Rosco:"Well, then, what does Bo an' Luke look like?" Boss:"Like themselves dummy!" Rosco:"Then what's Turk an' Moody look like?" Boss:"Oh don't argue with me! Just cut 'em off will you!? Or you'll have 20 years up the river to figure out which is which!" 😆 😂