Skipper Duke

Did you hear the morbid Titanic joke? What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic? Half way. 😂

A friend's post. Boss said if I give out 100 parking tickets today... I can drive the bigger sheriff car tomorrow. (Picture of Rosco writing tickets and his vehicle is a 2000s Dodge Charger.) My comment that I wrote. Sounds like something James Best would say. 😂 Boss, how am I supposed to catch those Duke Boys in this dang Tuna can? 😂

I'm back with my new phone everybody. Old phone swelled/bloated/battery blew up.

Thanks Garrett. 🤗

Thanks Roger. 🤗

Prayers needed for my family again. This time, my dad's sister, my Aunt Alice died on February 6, 2026.

I'm outta reactions. But I love this! So ❤️

I'm outta reactions. But I love this. So ❤️

HossC?

1. The Dukes of Hazzard Gone Racin' by Eric Alter 2. The Dukes of Hazzard The Unofficial Companion by David Hofstede 3. Trespass in Hazzard County by Richard Jensen 4. Them Dukes Them Dukes by Billie Rae Bates 5. The Roads Back to Early Hazzard by Jon Holland I have numbers 1 Gone Racin' and 2 The Unofficial Companion. Any of you other Dukes of Hazzard fans have any of these books?

I'm gonna buy the Jay Anson book from my local Barnes & Noble and start reading it.

Tonight is the 114th anniversary of the sinking. The anniversary of spotting and striking the iceberg and launching lifeboats has passed. In 10 minutes at 2:20 AM the stern sinks beneath the waves. 10 minutes after that, the bow reaches the ocean floor. 😢 Total sinking time 11:40 PM April 14, 1912- 2:30 AM April 15, 1912. Most pets drowned. 😢 Crew freed them from their kennels and the pets were left to fend for themselves.

Yep Roger... "The Skipper too" might be out of commission for a little while. 😂 Hopefully not too long.

I might be gone for a bit pretty soon before too much longer. It's been accidentally dropped a few times and the plastic case is busted up and won't sit flush anymore and the screen is now coming off too. All along the right side and across the bottom. I may be temporarily out of commission pretty soon. Probably cheaper to just get a new device than trying to repair this one? It's time for a new one anyway. I have storage issues and functions are not working properly. It takes I swear like 50 million times to delete or archive chats before it'll do it now. Is it true? Am I supposed to upgrade after 3 years? Judging by the way this one is acting now, and the impacts it has absorbed, it is definitely toast?

The Eyes of the Ranger Lyrics In the eyes of a ranger The unsuspecting stranger Had better know the truth of wrong from right 'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you Any wrong you do, he's gonna see When you're in Texas, look behind you 'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be

Any fans here? I bring you sad news. Chuck Norris (Ranger Cordell Walker) passed away on March 19, 2026. 😢

Hobie... So when you go to bed, The Dukes watch you? 😂

It was One Armed Bandits. Repo Men was 3rd and Mary Kaye's Baby 4th. But they aired Repo 4th and Mary Kaye's Baby 3rd. Swamp Molly is actually the 2nd CA filmed episode. Luke's Love Story is the first CA episode. But they aired Swamp Molly first.

Season 4 Up In Barney's Room. Miss Mendelbright:"Chili and Crackers where are they?" 😂 Barney:"Well, they're not in there!" 😂 Miss Mendelbright:"So you admit it? They do exist!" 😂 Barney:"Now, I didn't say that!" 😂

Season 1 Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy. Skipper (Frustrated over pedaling the bicycle washing machine.)"Sometimes I think the Professor invents too many things!" 😂 Also very funny same episode same scene. Mr. Howell (Showing up spotting Skipper riding the bicycle washing machine and launches into song.):"Ha ho! Ha ho! Ha ho! This is the way we wash our clothes, wash our clothes, wash our clothes, this is the way we wash our clothes so early in the morning!" 😂 Skipper:"Mr. Howell, how would you like it if I put you in the driver's seat?" 😂 Mr. Howell:"Sir, are you suggesting that I stoop to manual labor?" 😂 Skipper:"Congratulations, you got it right the first time!" 😂 Mr. Howell:"Would you ask a man with a strangulated disc and a chronic sacarilliac to do a thing like that?" 😂 Skipper:"You got all those things?" 😂 Mr. Howell:"Don't evade the issue." 😂

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Any fans here?

Happy Belated 76th Child's Play Birthday to Brad Dourif (Charles Lee Ray/Chucky)! 3/18/50- 3/18/2026

I just scored the Clive Cussler novel on Tuesday March 17, 2026 at my local Barnes & Noble for $10.99 + tax. I'm reading it. I'm currently on Chapter 3.

Which Do I Go (Now That I'm gone) https://youtu.be/GuLlEm9jBig?si=pO8qICbSuU09NEkW