Skipper Duke

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Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please Skipper:"Professor!? Professor!?" Professor:"What's going on?" Skipper:"Where's the-? Oh there you are. Mary Ann sees a boat out there!"

Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears Luke:"Dog gone it! It's Sheriff Little again!" Sheriff Little:"Cooperate now! Or I'll make you stop!" Bo:"Sorry Sheriff. But we ain't got the time to be sociable with you."

Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears Bo:"Awe shoot! It's Sheriff Little!" Waylon Jennings:"Now, one thing you don't wanna be is a Duke, facin' Big Ed Little. He hates the boys so bad, he once drew up plans for a new jail. With Bo an' Luke as the foundation."

Heart of the Ocean necklace scene. Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Jack, I want to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this." Jack Dawson:"Alright." Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Wearing ONLY this!" (Throws a dime at Jack who catches it.)"As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want."

PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out (2000) Luke Duke:"Enos! Why'd you do that?" Enos:"Sorry fellas. But since Sheriff Rosco an' I was chasin' y'all this mornin' fer speedin'-" Rosco:"Enos, do you copy? This is an all points bulletin." Enos:"Yes sir, this is Enos Sheriff!" Rosco:"Enos keep an eye fer Daisy Duke! You see her again, you arrest her fer bank robbery!" Luke:"What!?" Bo:"Daisy robbed a bank!? I don't believe it!" Enos:"Yes sir Sheriff. This is Deputy Enos Strate. Over an' out!" Luke:"You know better than that Enos! Daisy would never rob a bank. Not even if she was forced at gunpoint." Enos:"I'm sorry boys. We'll get all this sorted out. But until then, y'all have to go to jail. Wait a minute!" Luke:"Enos, we ain't got time to get arrested. We're goin' to find Daisy!"

Moochie Welch:"You're a dead man now!"

Leigh Cabot:"I think I was supposed to be next or something." Dennis Guilder:"Come on. No way. Arnie would never do that." Leigh Cabot:"I don't think he's Arnie Dennis."

Dennis Guilder:"I see we got the old rust bucket tonight, huh?" Arnie Cunningham:"Ah ah. You wanna watch you call my car. She's real sensitive." Dennis Guilder:"Is she?" Arnie nods. Dennis Guilder:"Sorry Christine." Arnie Cunningham:"Good boy. Let's motorvate!"

I don't look the way the average cowboy singer looks I'll admit I've taken things I never should've took You could read a different story in a lot of different books But even then you won't really know how it was a long time ago

You keep a packin' up my clothes nearly everybody knows that you're still just a puttin' me on 'Cause when I start a walkin' gonna hear you start a squawkin' an' beggin' me to come back home 'Cause ever since you were a little bitty teeny girl you said I was the only man in this whole world Now you better some thinkin' then you'll find you got the only daddy that'll walk the line

I will have sweet sweet mental revenge All in all if the curtain should fall Lord I hope that it falls on you

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Season 6 Targets Daisy & Lulu Cousin Big Dan Hogg:"Alright Cousin J. D.! So, it's a double cross is it!? First, you get my money. Now, you wanna rob me of the necklace! Shame on you! Stealin' from kin!"

Y'all... I'm puzzled about something in Season 5 Daisy's Shotgun Wedding. When she successfully escaped from the Beaudries cabin in Tennessee and made it to Rosco's car which they stole and drove her there with. After she found no keys in it, because they took the keys out with them after arriving home with Daisy. Why didn't she try to hotwire it to get out of there?

Season 6 High Flyin' Dukes Hector:"That sounds like the duster." Percy:"It's probably lettin' them Dukes know where we are! Step on it!" A couple minutes later, Daisy picks up Bo from the General Lee with the duster and stunt flying ladder. Percy and Hector see him hanging in the sky off the ladder. Hector:"Those Dukes gotta whacked out of their minds!" Percy (Takes gun out.):"I'll whack him right out of the sky!"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"When I get you back home, I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the country" Bandit:"Haha" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"An' then, I'm gonna hang you from it!" Bandit:"Haha! Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" The CB conversation has now ended. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Spotting the Trans Am take off.)"Ooof!" (Tries to chase it forgetting his own car was up on jacks being worked on. Junior flys out and ends up on the hood.) Jr.:"What happened Daddy?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Git back in da ***damn cah!"

Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls Rosco:"They did have them cute little -" Boss Hogg:"FORGET THE DIMPLES!"

"Fun moment from The Castaways On Gilligan's Island (1979)! Does anyone else love how the hotel receptionist Nahiti always addresses the castaways so formally? "Mr. Gilligan", "Mr. Skipper", "Mr. Professor"... it never gets old! #GilligansIsland #TheCastawaysOnGilligansIsland"

Season 6 Enos's Last Chance Waylon Jennings:"It's in Hazzard, it's in a hurry, an' it ain't a Duke. So whatever that fella is, he's probably up to no good. Decent folks don't carry on that way. Unless you're up to no good."

Season 4 Share and Share Alike Waylon Jennings:"Meanwhile, Murkin, thinkin' everybody had gone plumb crazy told Bo all that he knew. An' that was enough fer ol' Bo to start puttin' some pieces together."

Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears. Bo:"It looks like this calls fer the old squeeze play! Hang on cuz!" Luke:"I hate it when you do this!" Bo:"Yahah!" Drives on 2 wheels between the big rocks. Rocks fall down. Sheriff Little stops his car. Waylon Jennings:"Now, if that had been Big Ed's head, he wouldn't even stop. He probably wouldn't even have slowed down."

PlayStation 2 and Xbox video game Return of the General Lee Luke Duke:"Read it an' weep Boss. An official entry form, stamped an' everything." Boss Hogg:"Even if you win, it still ain't enough to buy back that orphanage! You lose!" Luke Duke:"I think yer forgettin' somethin' Boss." Boss Hogg:"An' what's that?" Luke Duke:"After we win, we get interviewed live on TV." Boss Hogg:"But you ain't never won a race against my Double Zero! It's a got a nitrous oxide system, not some moonshine gas! Hehehe! See you from the winner's circle boys!" Bo:"Ain't nothin' stopped us before." Balladeer:"Except that cup of coffee." (Reference to earlier on the game when Rosco put decaf with 2 sugars in the gas tank. Stopping the Dukes from winning First place in the Stock Car Race.) Boss Hogg:"If them Duke Boys win, I'm ruined! An' when I say "I" I mean you! Git it!?" Rosco:"Yes sir Boss! Yes sir! You betcha!"

PlayStation 2 and Xbox video game Return of the General Lee Luke Duke:"Read it an' weep Boss. An official entry form, stamped an' everything." Boss Hogg:"Even if you win, it still ain't enough to buy back that orphanage! You lose!" Luke Duke:"I think yer forgettin' somethin' Boss." Boss Hogg:"An' what's that?" Luke Duke:"After we win, we get interviewed live on TV." Boss Hogg:"But you ain't never won a race against my Double Zero! It's a got a nitrous oxide system, not some moonshine gas! Hehehe! See you from the winner's circle boys!"

Hey y'all... That ambulance in Season 6 Brotherly Love & How to Succeed in Hazzard, is it the same one from Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke?