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  1. Season 6 Dead and Alive Bo and Luke are chasing the crooks who robbed the Chickasaw County Armored truck. Sheriff Little is chasing the Dukes. The Dukes stop because the road splits up, and they can't go both ways. Bo:"What are we gonna now? This face behind us ain't exactly friendly." Luke:"Bo, yer bein' cynical now. He's the law, he's gotta do his duty. We'll split up, an' go catch those guys." Bo:"Ok. But you explain it to him." Luke:"Alright. I'll do that." Sheriff Little:"Alright you Dukes, climb on outta that there car, an' reach fer the sky!" Luke:"Sheriff Little, listen-"(Sheriff Little won't have of what Luke is trying to say.) Bo:"He's a Lawman an' he's gotta do his duty huh!?" Waylon Jennings:"Sheriff Little wasn't listenin'. As far as he was concerned, the Dukes were convicted of grand theft, horse stealin' an' the sinking of the Titanic!" πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚
  2. Season 1 High Octane Enos:"Let's Go ma'am." πŸ˜‚ Roxanne:"I am entitled to a telephone call!" πŸ˜‚ Enos:"I know that ma'am. Just as soon as I get these boys locked up, you can make it." πŸ˜‚ Roxanne (Flirting with Enos rubbing his chin.):"Look Enos, I know, I know yer just doing yer duty. But, yer making a terrible mistake." πŸ˜‚ Enos:"Yes ma'am." πŸ˜‚ Luke pushes the glass Moonshine jug of water off the counter. It shatters on the floor, the water trails into the cell with Enos and Roxanne. πŸ˜‚ Waylon Jennings:"Y'all stick around for the barbecue, you hear." πŸ˜‚ Bo (Strikes a match.):"Alright Enos, now, don't either of you 2 move, or I'm gonna drop this in there, an' we're just gonna have a big Roman Candle!" πŸ˜‚ Roxanne:"You wouldn't!" πŸ˜‚ Bo:"Sure I would! We ain't goin' to prison for nobody! Alright, gimme yer gun Enos!" πŸ˜‚ Enos:"Why Bo, I wouldn't use this on y'all." πŸ˜‚ Bo:"Gimme yer gun Enos!" πŸ˜‚ Luke:"We know you wouldn't use it Enos. But she might." πŸ˜‚ Luke locks them in the cell together. Bo:"Are you puttin' her in there with him?" πŸ˜‚ Luke:"Hey. I promised I'd fix him up with her, didn't I?" Roxanne:"You promised me if I arrested you fair and square, that you wouldn't resist!" Luke:"Yeah. But you didn't arrest us fair and square! You still got them matches Bo?" πŸ˜‚ Bo:"Right in my hand." πŸ˜‚ Roxanne:"You'll blow us all up!" πŸ˜‚ Bo:"Well, you don't give me any choice. You questioned our honor." (Strikes another match.) Roxanne:"Oh no!" πŸ˜‚ Enos:"Don't do it Bo! No! Please, ah! Ah!" πŸ˜‚ The match burns out in the water at Bo and Luke's feet. Enos and Roxanne are in the back of the cell glued to the wall. πŸ˜‚ Luke:"Y'all can come down off that wall now. It's only water." πŸ˜‚ Enos/Roxanne:"Water?" πŸ˜‚ Bo:"That's right. You arrested us fer transportin' water." πŸ˜‚ Roxanne:"Now how was I supposed to know it was water?" πŸ˜‚ Luke:"Well, a revenue agent oughta be able to tell moonshine from water." πŸ˜‚ Bo:"She sure didn't seem to have much trouble tellin' the difference last night at the Boars Nest." πŸ˜‚ Luke:"Enos, I'm afraid we're gonna have to borrow yer squad car." πŸ˜‚ Enos:"Uh huh. Now boys, we was raised together. But now yer goin' too far! That's county property Luke!" πŸ˜‚ Roxanne:"I'll get you Dukes no matter what!" πŸ˜‚ Bo:"Bye now." πŸ˜‚ Enos:"I can't understand them boys. I mean, that's real dishonest, passin' water off as moonshine." πŸ˜‚ Roxanne (Catching on.):"Don't you see Enos!? They weren't passing water off as moonshine! They were running a blind fer Jesse!" πŸ˜‚
  3. Season 1 High Octane. Enos:"Hey Luke?" Luke:"Hmm?" Enos:"I sure would like to meet that lady." πŸ˜‚ Luke:"Well, not tonight, Enos." πŸ˜‚ Enos:"Ok. But if you fix me up, I got somethin' you want." πŸ˜‚ Luke:"Ok. Tell you what Enos. An even up trade. You tell me what you know, an' I'll introduce you to Roxanne." Enos:"Ok then. You see, Boss Hogg, he knows you Dukes are gonna make a liquor run to that there contest." Luke:"Yeah?" Enos:"He's got Sheriff Rosco settin' up roadblocks to catch y'all. You see, Boss Hogg, he don't want y'all winnin' that contest." Luke:"Thanks a lot Enos. I appreciate it. I owe you one." Enos:"You sure do now Luke. Now, don't you forget now, I aim to collect now." πŸ˜‚ Luke:"Consider her yours Enos." πŸ˜‚ Enos:"Wow." πŸ˜‚
  4. Season 6 Undercover Dukes Bo:"Luke, how come they didn't find that camera?" Luke:"Cuz they ain't allowed to eat on duty." Bo:"What?" Luke:"Want a hot butter camera?" πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚
  5. The driver of the black car Bo and Luke stop in Season 3 Mrs. Rosco P. Coltrane, thinking it's the bad guys Reid & McGraw, is which actually being driven by a Preacher, the Preacher who's driving it is stuntman Jack Gill.
  6. The driver of that old white pickup spilling papers out the back in the breeze in Season 3 Baa, Baa, White Sheep that Rosco yells at "That is a violation of 763!" The driver of that truck is stuntman Alan (Al) Wyatt Jr.
  7. Any fans? TV Stunter has the clips available on his YouTube channel.
  8. The start of Tim McGraw (Don't Take the Girl) Johnny's daddy was takin' him fishin' when he was 8 years old A little girl came thru the front gate holdin' a fishin' pole His dad looked down and smiled Said we can't leave her behind Son I know you don't want her to go But someday you'll change your mind And Johnny said take Jimmy Johnson take Tommy Thompson take my best friend Bo take any boy in the world But daddy please don't the girl
  9. Season 3 Enos Strate to the Top. Bo takes a shortcut to catch the bad guys. Luke:"How are you doing?" πŸ˜‚ Bo:"I'm just takin' a shortcut!" πŸ˜‚ Luke:"I'm familiar with your shortcuts. You're gonna drive the General to an early retirement that's what." πŸ˜‚
  10. Is a mountain and a ridge the same thing? In The Dukes of Hazzard Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls, we have Razorback Mountain. In PlayStation 1 Game Boy Color and PC The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home Game we have Razorback Ridge.
  11. Currently watching Mad Matty's playthrough of The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home on PS1 and I'm loving it! He's playing on Hard difficulty and hasn't failed a single mission yet - impressive! 5/27 missions down, let's see how he finishes! πŸš—πŸ’¨ #DukesOfHazzard #Gaming #PS1
  12. Hey y'all. As Rosco says "Oooh good news good news! Goodie goodie gumdrops!" TV Stunter has finally finished The Dukes of Hazzard. Opening Night at the Boars Nest is available now on the channel. Finally all 7 seasons all 147 episodes. πŸ˜€ πŸ‘ Yeehaa guys and girls!
  13. Y'all... The Bit Chute channel has been deleted. 😲
  14. I got a birthday wish on my Facebook page from Hokey Sloan Waylon Jennings Tribute Artist. 😲
  15. I interpret it that way. My brain goes to that Bo. The show one is the only Bo I know.
  16. Tim McGraw Don't Take the Girl This line. "Take Jimmy Johnson, take Tommy Thompson, take my best friend Bo"
  17. Any fans here?
  18. Just had the craziest flavor flashback! 🀯 I think Dr. Thunder soda/pop tastes just like Cherry Tootsie Pops! 🍺🍭 Who else remembers Mr. Owl's iconic question... "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" πŸ€” "Let's find out! 1, 2, 3 (crunch) 3" πŸ˜‚ #DrThunder #TootsiePop #ChildhoodMemories #FlavorFlashback
  19. Did y'all know that the character Black Jack Perril in The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home PlayStation 1, PC and Game Boy Color is based on Paul Lambert (Black Jack Bender) from Season 2 The Meeting.
  20. Hey y'all... In Season 7 Strange Visitor to Hazzard, what does Mickey Larson say when the alien Little Cousin shoots his hand with his red laser beams from his eyes? Just before Buck Simmons says "Man the little devil!" I've never been able to make out what it is Mickey says to the alien.
  21. Season 1 High Octane Waylon Jennings:"Sheriff Rosco seen cars like this before. He knows a runner when he sees one." πŸ˜‚ Rosco:"Put 'er right there! Alright, shut 'er down! She's ridin' a little low ain't she Jesse?" πŸ˜‚ Uncle Jesse:"Well-" πŸ˜‚ Rosco:"We're gonna have to look at 'er!" πŸ˜‚ Uncle Jesse (Casually stepping out of the car.):"Just help yourself Rosco." πŸ˜‚ Rosco (Tosses keys to a Deputy. Not Enos another Deputy. These Georgia episodes had a fully staffed Sheriff's Department.):"Alright boy, take 'er apart!" πŸ˜‚ After a search Rosco underneath the car, nothing is found by him or that Deputy of his. Rosco:"It's clean as pin, you old coot! Now you poured out that booze before you got here, didn't you!?" πŸ˜‚ Uncle Jesse:"I don't know what you're talkin' about." πŸ˜‚ Rosco:"Shoot!" πŸ˜‚ Uncle Jesse:"Rosco, I want this car put back exactly like it was, or I'm gonna sue the county!" πŸ˜‚ Rosco:"You wouldn't?" πŸ˜‚ Uncle Jesse:"Wouldn't I?" πŸ˜‚ Rosco:"Boys, put 'er back the way she wuz!" πŸ˜‚
  22. Season 1 High Octane. The boys and Uncle Jesse talkin' about the moonshine Uncle Jesse Will be running in Sweet Tillie/Black Tillie. Uncle Jesse:"Rosco Will go thru this thing from frame to engine block, lookin' for the shine." πŸ˜‚ Bo:"Yeah. An' Luke an' I will have it all the time." πŸ˜‚ Uncle Jesse:"No. No. I'm gonna do the runnin'." πŸ˜‚ Bo:"But if you got it in the car with you, they're gonna find it." πŸ˜‚ Uncle Jesse:"Not if it's hid right." πŸ˜‚ Luke:"Well, how can you hide it?" πŸ˜‚ Uncle Jesse:"That my friend, is the trick." πŸ˜‚ He hid the shine in the gas tank and ran the car on it.
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