Skipper Duke

I have a few new ones y'all. Brazilian female guitarist Larissa Liveir, British female guitarist Sophie Burrell and American female guitarist Dominique Ruiz.

Season 5 Lawman of the Year. Waylon Jennings:"The men around Hazzard take pride in their cookin', their women and their cars. An' Ol' Coy an' Vance Duke are about the best drivers around. They have to be to keep up with Daisy. A real double threat. An' she can cook too." Daisy:"Hey! What's with you fellas? I thought you were supposed to give me some competition." Coy:"We're just takin' it easy on you little cuz. Wait til we get back on level ground." Waylon Jennings:"Now where's he gonna find that in Hazzard?" Daisy:"Yeah yeah! Well, you remember there's a yellow flag on Old Mill Road. An' remember our bet fellas! Winner cooks breakfast an' does dishes fer a week! Yahoo!" Waylon Jennings:"Them boys better get movin'. They cook bad!" Daisy gets caught by Rosco in a speed trap. Waylon Jennings:"How some ever, I got a feeling that there ain't nobody gonna win this race."

Season 2 Quick Before It Sinks. Skipper:"And now Gilligan, this will be the most important of our tests, being as we're in our hammocks so much." Gilligan:"Yeah, we'll be to weak from the lack of food to stand up!"

Gilligan's Island fans... Ever noticed how every time Gilligan says "Smooth sailing" something goes wrong? Season 1 Episode 1 Two on a Raft, when he says it, the rain storm came and made the raft sink. In Season 2 Episode 6 Quick Before It Sinks, when he says it, the ark they built falls apart during high seas and strong weather testing.

HazzardNet friends... Something that puzzles me about 9/11/01. How did the 19 terrorists get their box cutters past the metal detectors in airport security? The box cutters they used as weapons to hijack the planes, the blades I would think are metal and would certainly set off the metal detectors.

Season 1 So Sorry, My Island Now Gilligan has the Japanese Sailor's glasses and the sailor is blindly driving his submarine around the Lagoon trying to leave Gilligan's Island. Skipper:"He's driving that thing like he's drunk." Gilligan:"He's not drunk Skipper. He not have grasses on!"

Season 1 So Sorry, My Island Now. Skipper is stuck in Japanese Sailor's submarine. Skipper:"I'm stuck!" Gilligan:"You mean you can't get in?" Skipper:"No Gilligan!" Gilligan:"You can't get out?" Skipper:"No Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Then that's why you're stuck." Skipper:"Yes Gilligan!" Gilligan:"I got just the thing. Coconut Oil. It's nice and slippery." Skipper:"But Coconut Oil is gooey!"

I just saw a Facebook post that made me think a very funny comment. But I refrained myself from writing it though. I saw a woman with her boobies nearly falling out of her top. The caption read Why don't pictures like this ever trend now? The comment I was thinking and didn't write. "Because most people are catching on that it's a scammer using the photo to get money credit cards or gift cards that's why. Lol."

Season 5 Vance's Lady Vance:"Now what? We're not goin' over 55." Coy:"Since when did a Sheriff's car in Hazzard go by the rules?" Vance:"Yer right cuz. It don't rightly seem fair that they shouldn't an' we should." Both boys:"Hahaha."

Season 5 The Hazzardgate Tape. In Hazzard Square at Boss Hogg's house, Coy Vance and Boss in the General Lee chase the bad guys. Daisy and Uncle Jesse are in his truck. The bad guys and General Lee are long gone. Uncle Jesse becomes increasingly frustrated at the not wanting to start truck and hits it on the steering wheel "Dang blasted it, you truck!"

OMG HazzardNet family and friends... I saw the funniest thing. There was a video of this girl in a bikini in the woods. She said "So. A fellow hiker just made fun of my stretch marks. He said "I was looking for a Cougar. But I didn't know there were any Tigers in these woods." I said "Honey if you can't handle a few stripes than you need to stay out of the Safari." Confident girl! She's on Instagram. She's called The Naughty Nymph.

Season 1 The Return of Wrongway Feldman Wrongway:"That's awful! What is that!?" Ginger:"It's coffee!" Wrongway:"It's coffee!?" Ginger:"Sure. We make it from fish. I mean, the instant's not as good as the regular. But here!" Wrongway:"No! I don't want anymore!" Ginger:"Skipper! He's ready!"

Season 4 Dukescam Scam Judge Potts:"Shut up Sheriff!" Cletus:"Shut up Rosco!" Rosco"Cletus, just because yer the bailiff, that don't give you the right to call me Rosco, an' to tell me to shut up!" Judge Potts:"Well, I got the right Sheriff! An' I said "Shut up!" Rosco:"Oh! Well, that's different!"

Season 5 The New Dukes Daisy:"You know, Uncle Jesse. After 6 years, I don't think I'm gonna even recognize my own cousins." Uncle Jesse:"Oh. I think you'll recognize 'em." A car is heard, it comes flying thru the air over the Duke Farm. Coy & Vance:"Yeehaw!" The car lands. Uncle Jesse:"Now, do you recognize 'em?" Daisy:"Haha!"

Season 3 The Legacy Luke:"This road's gettin' as crowded as the Indianapolis 500!" Bo:"Haha!" Uncle Jesse:"Haha!" Lucinda Meadows:"Get over!" Bo:"That joker that's tryin' to pass us is liable to sprout wings if he hits Deadman's Curve better than 20 miles an hour!" Lucinda:"Get over! Get over!" Bo:"That lady's in trouble. You better speed up Luke!" Luke:"You got it!"

Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again. After Rosco runs him off the road and they both crash on opposite sides of the road trying get away from the other. ATF Agent Roy Winters:"Every time I get mixed up with J. D. Hogg, I gotta double my auto insurance."

Season 3 The Hazzardville Horror. Bo:"Look at all that smoke! What do you suppose it is they're burnin'?" Luke:"Well, you can bet it ain't oil. My guess is, they're cookin' up Boss's silver." Bo:"Oh great! If they do that, there ain't gonna be no way we can prove we didn't steal it." Luke:"Yer real sharp! There is a way though. If we could stop 'em!" Bo:"Hey! You asked for it!"(Flips on the siren) Billy Joe Billings:"PA, the fuzz is after us! We ain't got no more time fer that! Tuck it in PA!" Claude Billings:"I need more time! This ain't Chicken Gumbo I'm makin'!"

Garth Brooks Under the Table "The bartender just told me I've had too much to drink Now why's he believin' I give a damn what he thinks 'Cause I can tell he's never felt the way that I do He's never had to get over someone like you I'll be under the table before I'm over you Drowning your memory isn't easy to do and as long as I'm still standing well then I ain't thru 'Cause I'll be under the table before I'm over you It seemed so easy for you leave me and find someone new Why can't your memory find somebody too" Garth Brooks More Than a Memory. "When you're dialing 6 numbers just to hang up the phone Drivin' across town just to see if she's home Wakin' a friend in the dead of night just to hear them say It's gonna be alright That's when she's more than a memory" Garth Brooks Operator (Please Trace This Call). Operator please trace this call Find out where I'm drinkin' which dirty beer hall And send a cab driver to call for me here Since she left I've been beside myself pourin' down beer I thumb nailed a label and there I appeared Hidin' out in a bottle behind a 3 day old beard"

Tim McGraw Forget About Us "I'm gonna drive on out to the river tonight Find a quiet spot turn on my parkin' lights I'm gonna drink some beers an' try to catch a buzz Turn radio up an' forget about us Gonna lay me down on the hood of this car Make another wish upon a fallin' star I'm gonna think again about the way it was I'm gonna close my eyes and forget about us I know it won't be easy But I've got a plan to just let my memory let go of your hand I'm gonna miss your touch But I know I must forget about us When the morning sun burns across my face I'll put my shirt back on get up and walk away Gonna climb my frame onto a Grey Hound Bus take a little blue pill and forget about us I know it won't be easy But I've got a plan to just let my memory let go of your hand I'm gonna miss your touch But I know I must forget about us By the time I get to Phoenix I won't know your name Those soft Green eyes warm skin an' the way you say Good morning But I'll be alright"

Waylon Jennings Just to Satisfy You "Another love another fool to play your game Another love another fool They're all the same Someone's gonna get hurt before you're thru someone's gonna pay for the things you do How many hearts must break how many is it gonna take to satisfy you Just to satisfy you You're gonna find when it's to late a heart that won't break to satisfy you Just to satisfy you"

Thanks for informing us Roger. That is sad.

Waylon Jennings Drinkin' and Dreamin' "Everybody's lookin' for some way in I'm lookin' for some way out I guess I've been wastin' my time standin' in line If this is what it's all about All I got is a job that I don't like and a woman that don't understand So tonight at the bar I'll get in my car and take off for the promise land Drinkin' and dreamin' knowin' damn well I can't go I'll never see Texas L. A. or old Mexico But here at this table I'm able to leave it behind Drink til I'm dreamin' a thousand miles out of my mind"

Season 3 The Legacy Boss Hogg & Lucinda Meadows drink a toast to the old days. Cletus:"Cousin Boss. Do you mind if I drink a toast to the old days with y'all?" Boss Hogg:"Cletus, you weren't around in the old days! And I ain't to pleased to have you around in the new days neither!"

"Did you know? The lovable, hapless Wrongway Feldman from Gilligan's Island was inspired by a real-life aviator! Meet Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan, who in 1938, famously flew from Brooklyn to Ireland... instead of returning to Los Angeles! His unexpected detour earned him international fame and a permanent nickname. Hans Conried brought Wrongway Feldman to life on screen, but Douglas Corrigan's daring (and slightly misguided) spirit sparked the character! Share your favorite Wrongway Feldman moments! #GilligansIsland #WrongwayFeldman #DouglasCorrigan #AviationHistory #ClassicTV #Trivia"

I caught one in Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard. When Rosco drives off the road to get away Daisy's Jeep Dixie sitting there in the middle of the road after the Gold certificate thieves took Daisy with them. Rosco's car driver's door has the County Sheriff star on it, but the Hazzard County strip on the bottom of the door is missing.