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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 3 All About Eva) Eva Grubb:"I couldn't look like you Ginger, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." Ginger Grant:"Well, what do you see?" Eva Grubb:"I'm the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!"
  2. Cousin Roger Duke yep!
  3. (Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Gilligan:"Skipper, I don't even care if that rock can glow in the dark!" Skipper:"Gilligan, that's what phosphorescent means!"
  4. (Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Skipper:"Good morning, Mary Ann." Mary Ann:"Good morning, Skipper." Skipper:"And how are you this morning?" Mary Ann:"Just fine." Skipper:"You know what I'd love to have for breakfast?" Mary Ann:"What?" Skipper:"Some nice soft scrambled eggs and a nice thick slice of tinned ham." Mary Ann:"So would I. But all you're gonna get is mackerel and sliced banana." Skipper:"Mackerel and sliced bananas? That sounds awful." Mary Ann:"Probably will be."
  5. Snowman:(To Fred)"I'm in a hurry, and you wanna take a swim!"
  6. Arnie Cunningham:(To Leigh Cabot, in Darnell's Garage. After seeing what Buddy Repperton, Moochie Welch, Don Vandenberg and Richard Trelawny did to Christine.)"DON'T TOUCH ME SH***ER!!!!!! Oh this is just what you wanted GET AWAY FROM HER GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!"
  7. Bobby Fleet:"Ooooh! That kid is a menace!" Andy:"What happened?" Opie:"He called you a hick trouble maker, so I kicked him!" Andy:"He didn’t mean it. Opie:"I did too!"
  8. Opie Taylor:"Are you a criminal?" Bobby Fleet:"According to your Pa I am. He framed the whole thing, the hick trouble maker!"
  9. (Season 3 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow) Skipper:(Looking in mirror on hut wall. Finding out he's bald.)"Bald! I'm completely bald!"
  10. Yep it's not.
  11. Don't know. But I miss my buddy.
  12. Hobie Hartkins Dawn was one of the words in this game, I said Wells(Mary Ann Summers) cuz Dawn Wells.
  13. Long neck
  14. Wells(Mary Ann Summers)
  15. This set of tributes comes from Season 1 episode The Sound of Quacking.
  16. (Season 1 New Neighbor Sam) Gilligan/Skipper:(Singing to Sam the Parrot)"A Rockabye birdy in the treetop, your mom was a Parrot and so was your pop, why don't you tell us what we want to know? The minute you do Sam, we'll let you goooooo ...."
  17. (Season 1 New Neighbor Sam) "Skipper:"In that case Howell! You better choose the suit you want to be buried in!" Mr. Howell:"I'll Permit it!"
  18. (Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Gilligan:"I forgot I had a hole in my shoe!" Skipper:"You forgot you had a hole in your head!"
  19. (Season 3 Up at Bat) Gilligan/Vampire:"I'll go hide in the alcove!"(Runs into an adjoining closest, and hits the wall hard.) Ginger/Vampiress:"We don't have an alcove, you schnook!"
  20. (Season 3 The Pigeon) Skipper:"Good old Professor's Spider Cider guaranteed to knock him off his feet." Professor:"Spiders love Turtle Eggs." Gilligan:"He's Sure in for a Surprise Omlette."
  21. (Season 2 Meet the Meteor) The Skipper:"Gilligan I got an Idea, the next time you get the urge to come in here ?. Conquer it !. Out !"
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