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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 V for Vitamins) scene. Skipper:"Grapefruits! The Professor found some Grapefruit trees!" Professor:"Yes! And Lemon trees too!" Gilligan:"I knew about them!" Professor:"You mean, you knew there were citrus fruits!?" Gilligan:"No, not citrus fruits, just Grapefruits and Lemons!" Professor:"Oh Gilligan!"(Throws a Lemon up in the air, and catches it.)"Those ARE citrus fruits!" Gilligan:"Oh!"
  2. Roger Duke same with The Fugitive and Dukescam Scam. Season 3 episodes but aired in Season 4.
  3. (Season 3 The Kidnapper) scene. Mr. Wiley:"If I was a dame, I couldn't resist you!" Gilligan:"I could!" Skipper:"You stay out of this! Now, what were you saying Mr. Wiley?"
  4. (Season 1 So Sorry, My Island Now) scene. Gilligan(Driving the Japanese submarine):"You can depend on me Skipper!" Skipper:"I wish you hadn't said that!" Gilligan:"Just remember, your life is in my hands!" Skipper:"I wish you hadn't said that either!"
  5. I am in contact with the original Jason Vorhees the 1st Jason Vorhees kid Jason (Ari Lehman) of the 1980 original movie on Facebook/aka Fakebook. We have been chatting.
  6. (Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper is under hypnosis of Dr. Boris Balinkoff's mind controlling ring to "Destroy the raft! Destroy! Destroy!"
  7. Bandit:"Excuse me sir! Your a** is on fire! Bet you'll be glad to get back to Canada and stick it in the snow!"
  8. Snowman:"There ain't gonna be no more Snowman and Bandit! Do you understand that!?"
  9. (Season 1 The Manhunt) Deputy Barney Fife(At roadblock with little old lady who we learn is his mother.) Deputy Barney Fife:"I'm sorry mam. Get out of the car. I gotta frisk you to make sure you don't have any weapons on you." Old Lady:"But Barney, I'm your mother!" Deputy Barney Fife:"I'm sorry mam. But us lawmen can't afford to take any chances. You might be the criminal disguised as you."
  10. (Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Skipper:"Gilligan!?" Gilligan:"You want somethin' Skipper?" Skipper:"No. But I wanna do something for you! Get me my sea chest!"
  11. (Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes) Bo and Luke hiding watching Cletus use the fake radar gun on his hair. Bo Duke:"Do you see him doin' what I think he's doin'!?" Luke Duke:"Yep! That ain't no radar gun. Looks like a hairdryer to me." Bo Duke:"What's he need that for?" Luke Duke:"You got me. Dang!"
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