Bandit:"Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck."
Trouble Maker:"Is this your dog?" Snowman:"Yeah. That's my dog." Trouble Maker:"He bit me!" Snowman:"Come over here Fred." Trouble Maker:"I said "He just bit me!" Snowman:"I don't think Fred bit you mr. Fred absolutely don't like grease."
(Season 3 Voodoo)
Gilligan:"I don't even care if you pay me $100.00 an hour!?" Mr. Howell:"$100.00 an hour!? Don't even say that in jest! It's more than my poor heart can stand!"
(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll)
Gilligan:"I wonder what else they made it do?" Professor:"Gilligan! You just hit upon the key word "they." They sent it up, they'll come looking for it, and when they do-" Skipper:"They'll rescue us! Robot, you're beautiful!" Robot:"You're beautiful." Skipper:"Oh well, thank you!"
(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll)
Gilligan:"You mean, whatever I say, the robot will repeat it back?" Professor:"Yes." Skipper:"Oh great, we've got a mechanical Gilligan!"
Gilligan:"What's that!?" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, that's nothing but a man in a parachute! Now, will you start peddling- A man in parachute!?"
Will Darnell:""Just look how cockeyed he works Pepper, new windshield wipers on a busted windshield."
Pepper Boyd:"The boy is good with his hands..."
Will Darnell:"Mmm, Yeah but bad taste in cars."