Skipper Duke

(Beep beep beep) Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Shut yo a** and that goes for the 2 monks too!"

Bandit:"I can turn 'em on but I can't turn 'em off."

Jr.:"Daddy my face is all white!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice"Well, put on a little lipstick and I'll drop you off at a gay bar!"

SEALS

(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's) Luke Duke:"Uncle Shepard the boys in blue are on our tail again. Can you stake out Rhuebottom's for us, and find out where them stolen furs go?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"I'm yer man, and I'm on my way."

boys in blue as Luke called 'em in Season 4 Trobule at Cooter's. "Uncle Shepard the boys in blue are on our tail again. Can you stake out Rhuebottom's for us, and find out where them stolen furs go?" "I'm yer man and I'm on my way."

Jr.:"What's that daddy?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Oh. That must be one of those new Japanese sports cars. Howdy!"(Guy on hospital bed rolling down road):"Swamp Fever! Swamp Fever!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Swamp Fever? Damned if I know where it is! I'm new around here myself. If I weren’t in high speed pursuit I’d have that bum and his Sukiyaki bicycle in the clink for driving on the wrong side of the road!"

robbers

(Season 2 You've Been Disconnected) Skipper:"But Professor the red one must be a direct line to Moscow." Professor:"Skipper, I told you telephone lines simply don't work that way."

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You woman's lib suuumb****"

black n blue

(Season 2 You've Been Disconnected) Skipper:"He said "Hello" in Hawaiian. They're gonna rob a bank!" Gilligan:(cutting wire)"Don't worry Skipper! I know how to stop 'em. There! Now they can't talk to each other." Skipper:"Gilligan, what's to prevent 'em from talking to each other on that wire?"(points to another wire) (Gilligan cuts that wire too) Skipper:"You break another wire, I'll break your neck."

Any other men here have crush on Pamela Anderson?

bruise

Remembering the great Alan Hale Jr. on his too soon passing in 1990 at the age of 68.RIP.

Sheriff Justice:"Hold my hat." Junior:"My hat blew off daddy!" Sheriff Justice:"I hope your G** d*** head was in it."

(Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes) Ginger:"Do the watusi!" Gilligan:"The Watusi? I can hardly walk around in 'em! No I better not."

(Season 3 Up at Bat) Professor:"Fortunately I know the solution. An Anti vampire potion." Skipper:"Anti vampire potion? Well Professor what school did you graduate from, Batman U?" Professor:"Not a real Anti vampire potion Skipper! I'll just brew up some herbs and some of these native plants to produce a mild tranquilizer." Skipper:"Oh but then Gilligan will think that it's a real Anti vampire concoction!" Professor:"Right."

Happy Belated Dukes of Hazzard Birthday to Rick Hurst(Deputy Cletus Hogg)!1/1/46!

Alan Hale Jr. (born Alan Hale MacKahan, March 8, 1921 – January 2, 1990) was an American actor and restaurateur. He was the son of character actor Alan Hale Sr. His television career spanned four decades, but he was best known for his co-starring role on the 1960s series Gilligan's Island. He also appeared on several talk and variety shows. Hale appeared in more than 200 films and television roles from 1941. He appeared primarily in Westerns, performing with Kirk Douglas in The Big Trees (1952), Audie Murphy in Destry (1954), Ray Milland in A Man Alone (1955), Robert Wagner in The True Story of Jesse James (1957), Hugh Marlowe in The Long Rope (1961), and Sheriff Jones in The Giant Spider Invasion (1975). He also appeared in musical comedies opposite Don DeFore in It Happened on Fifth Avenue (1947), James Cagney in The West Point Story (1950), and Judy Canova in Honeychile (1951). He achieved continuing success on the CBS comedy Gilligan's Island (1964–1967), playing the secondary lead role of the Skipper. Hale reprised the role of Skipper in three Gilligan's Island television films and two spin-off cartoon series. (Wikipedia)

(Season 2 The Rustlers) Deputy Enos Strate:"Hi Daisy." Daisy Duke:"Hi Enos. What's all this hay doin' in the Sheriff's car?" Deputy Enos Strate:"It's none of my business what he's doin' with hay out to the old Kitridge Mine Daisy. Maybe he's feedin' a tiger." Daisy Duke:"Oh. I gotta run hot cakes." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Enos!? What did Daisy Duke want?" Deputy Enos Strate:"She didn't know why anybody would take hay out to the old Kitridge Mine." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco! Did you-?"(pointing at Enos) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"I swear I didn't say a word about Kitridge Mine! Did I?" Deputy Enos Strate:"It must've slipped out." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"You cowbell! If Daisy Duke knows, then they'll all know! Where's my car!? We gotta git out there!"

(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan/Jack:"Uh-oh! Here comes old Fee Fi Fo Fummer again!"

(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Mary Ann/Maid:"You're not a prince." Professor/Old Man:"No. I'm not am I? Well, don't believe everything ya hear, girly! He he he."