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    Bobby Lee Hagg:(runs out of farm house, as Uncle Jesse pulls up in Beth Ann Eubanks's former orange now yellow car.)"Well, I see you ain't forgot how to drive!"(grabs Uncle Jesse's arm.Uncle Jesse has no pulse)"Oh god. Beth! You get Doc Pruem on the phone, tell him to get here quick!" Grady Hagg:(realizing Uncle Jesse is dead.)"It ain't no use, Lee." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Awe!"(turns around away from car, starts crying.) Waylon Jennings starts singing "Whiskey Man."
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    Regina Cunningham:“That's noise pollution what you're doing! You might as well be dumping toxic waste on our lawn.”
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    (Season 6 How to Succeed in Hazzard) Luke Duke:"I'd like to grab that Dewey, an' shake him until I find out what it is he's up to!"
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    (Season 5 Ding Dong, the Boss is Dead) Boss Hogg:"I left my stomach up there somewhere on the incline!" Vance Duke:"Yours is up there Boss. Mine's right next to it."
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    (Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Gilligan:"You think I care they went fishing without me? I don't care. I don't even like fishing."
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    Otis:"No no Andy. Never apologize to a woman."
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Forward March.
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    Cousin Roger Duke... CQB 241 is the plate of the Christine car 1958 Plymouth Fury.
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    (Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon) Rosco:"Alright you Dukes! Freeze it right, 'cause yer under arrest fer breakin' the law!" Luke Duke:"Now Rosco, you gotta be more specific than that! What law?" Rosco:"The law definitely states that I can arrest you under suspicion of being a suspect for anything that I got on the books that needs a suspect for! An' I suspect both of you of being that suspect! How's that fer specifics?" Bo Duke:"Well, specifically, I think that's a load of hogwash!" Luke Duke:"You know you gotta have tangible evidence to take us in!" Rosco:"First you want specifics, then you want tangibles! Well, I can't give you both of that in one day!"
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    (Season 3 Lovey's Secret Admirer) Skipper:(under lie detector test, answering the Howells questions.)"No! Yes! No! Yes! No! No! No! Yes and no! There! You see? I always tell the truth!"
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    CQB 241
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Mr. & Mrs...??? The wedding rehearsal with Gilligan & Mary Ann as the Howells.
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    Cousin Roger Duke cool. That movie stars Jonathan Bennett who played Bo in the 2007 TV movie and straight to DVD The Dukes of Hazzard The Beginning.
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    Do y'all have celebrity crushes? Here is mine. 1. Catherine Bach(Daisy Mae Duke) 2. Britney Jean Spears 3. Jessica Ann Simpson-Johnson 4. Carrie Marie Underwood-Fisher 5. Taylor Allison Swift
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    (Season 5 The Revenge of Hughie Hogg) Daisy Duke:"Here it comes." Hughie Hogg:(on tape)"Yeah? He probably never told you about the time I milked that bank over in Hatchapee out of all them bonds. He probably never-" Coy Duke:"What'd you turn it off for!?" Daisy Duke:"I didn't turn it off!" Vance Duke:"Well, then, where's the rest of it, the confession part?" Daisy Duke:"Shoot a bug! Hughie must've turned off the dang machine, when he went and tried to kiss me!" Coy Duke:"Good old Hughie. He could turn anybody off!" Vance Duke:"Wait a minute! Maybe there's enough on that tape to convince Hughie that there's more."
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    The Beverly Hillbillies. Mr. Drysdale's boss is Mr. Howell! And he's wearing the Skipper's hat! My replica
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    This set of tributes comes from a publicity/press kit/promotional photo shoot of the 2nd TV Reunion movie The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979).
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    This set of tributes comes from a publicity/press kit/promotional photo shoot.
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    (Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess, series final episode) Ginger:"Well Skipper if they throw you in the volcano you don’t have anything to worry about." Skipper:"I don’t?" Ginger:"No. It would throw you right back."
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