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  1. Skipper Duke
    (Season 1 Voodoo Something to Me) Gilligan:"Skipper? Oh. Skip. What happened? Rather not talk about it huh? It's voodoo, you were right. You found the flare gun. I found the rest of the stuff that was stolen too huh. Well, you can check it if you like!"
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    (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Mary Ann"No don't eat it!" Ginger:"Is she eating it?" Mary Ann:"Yeah! Try some eye shadow." Ginger:"If she eats that, she'll look awful with a black tongue."
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    (Season 2 Keeper of the Flame) Barney Fife:"Andy I'm tryin' to tell you somethin' an' it's very important." Andy:"Hold on. Wait a minute. Maybe you won't have to. Jubel Foster yer under arrest!" Jubel:"Huh!? Under arrest, what for!?" Andy:"For runnin' a still, an' settin' fire to yer own barn. An' ain't that the finest way for a fire to spread every which way, when it hits that alcohol!?"
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    (Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Rosco:"Nooo!!! Enos I'm glad to see you!" Enos:"They were out of catfish Sheriff." Rosco:"Never mind the catfish Enos! I thought you were one of them!" Enos:"Them?" Rosco:"Yeah! Bo an' Luke Duke!" Enos:"Now, Sheriff, you know it ain't polite to make fun of Bo an' Luke after they passed." Rosco:"I ain't! I ain't! I want you to see somethin' you ain't never seen. Now, don't be frightened. Just move out there. What do you call that right in there!?" Enos:"That's a ghost Sheriff!" Rosco:"There ain't no such thing as ghosts!" Enos:"Well, it'll do 'til one comes along!"
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  6. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode Forget Me, Not.
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  8. Skipper Duke
    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  9. Skipper Duke
    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Professor:"Skipper, they don't want you. They want Gilligan." Gilligan:"You hear that Skipper? They don't want you. They want Gilligan. Me?" Professor:"You." Gilligan:"Look!" He points. Professor & Skipper look where he's pointing. Skipper:"What?" Gilligan dives out the hut window, and runs away. Skipper:"Gilligan come back here you coward!"
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    Boss Hogg:"Hey, what are you doin' down here?" Rosco:"It's called fear." From Series 2, Episode 21 'Mason Dixon's Girls'.
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    This set of tributes is set 5 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    This is how you handle the clan junior
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    See that special he's jumpin' on? Oh it's a special alright. Just add 3 zeros when you check out the mileage. It used to be a taxi! Well this gal is takin' a walk on Skip Town, his lies and his lemons!
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    This set of tributes is set 4 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    (Season 5 A Date for Goober) Barney - “You were on your date already?” Goober - “Yeah, and it sure went fast and I followed all the directions.” Barney - “Goober, you were on a date; you weren’t taking medicine.”
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    (Season 1 How to Be a Hero) Mr. Howell:"Show a little knee." Skipper starts to show some knee. "Not you Skipper! Mary Ann. Cheesecake!"
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    (Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang) Gilligan:"I gotta get that stuff away from him, before he blows somebody up!" Professor:"Gilligan, you can't go out there!" Skipper:"You got explosives in your teeth!" Gilligan:"I gotta get that monkey off of that roo- roo- roof!"(sneeze).
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
  21. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode How to Be a Hero.
  22. Skipper Duke
    I bring y'all sad news. For those who may not know. Ray lost his dad Robert Kohn(Bob)a few years ago. Now actor Dean Jaech who has been playing Uncle Jesse has passed away.
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    Boss Hogg:"Credit, credit? What’s good that kind of credit? You can’t eat it, you can’t drink it…" Rosco: ..."And you can’t even split it! Well, I ought to get something for all my trouble." Daisy:"Well, I guess you’ll just have to settle for a token of our appreciation, Sheriff." Series 1, Episode 12 - 'Route 7-11'
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    Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If I wasn't in high speed pursuit, I'd throw that bum and his sukiyaki bicycle in the clink for drivin' on the wrong side of the road!"
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    (Season 4 The Sermon For Today) Barney:“Yes Sir, that’s one subject you just can’t talk enough about… sin!” (Barney didn’t even hear the sermon because he was nodding the whole time.) Andy:"He didn't talk about sin!"
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