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Skipper Duke

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  1. This is how you handle the clan junior
  2. See that special he's jumpin' on? Oh it's a special alright. Just add 3 zeros when you check out the mileage. It used to be a taxi! Well this gal is takin' a walk on Skip Town, his lies and his lemons!
  3. (Season 5 A Date for Goober) Barney - “You were on your date already?” Goober - “Yeah, and it sure went fast and I followed all the directions.” Barney - “Goober, you were on a date; you weren’t taking medicine.”
  4. (Season 1 How to Be a Hero) Mr. Howell:"Show a little knee." Skipper starts to show some knee. "Not you Skipper! Mary Ann. Cheesecake!"
  5. (Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang) Gilligan:"I gotta get that stuff away from him, before he blows somebody up!" Professor:"Gilligan, you can't go out there!" Skipper:"You got explosives in your teeth!" Gilligan:"I gotta get that monkey off of that roo- roo- roof!"(sneeze).
  6. I bring y'all sad news. For those who may not know. Ray lost his dad Robert Kohn(Bob)a few years ago. Now actor Dean Jaech who has been playing Uncle Jesse has passed away.
  7. Boss Hogg:"Credit, credit? What’s good that kind of credit? You can’t eat it, you can’t drink it…" Rosco: ..."And you can’t even split it! Well, I ought to get something for all my trouble." Daisy:"Well, I guess you’ll just have to settle for a token of our appreciation, Sheriff." Series 1, Episode 12 - 'Route 7-11'
  8. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If I wasn't in high speed pursuit, I'd throw that bum and his sukiyaki bicycle in the clink for drivin' on the wrong side of the road!"
  9. (Season 4 The Sermon For Today) Barney:“Yes Sir, that’s one subject you just can’t talk enough about… sin!” (Barney didn’t even hear the sermon because he was nodding the whole time.) Andy:"He didn't talk about sin!"
  10. (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Huraki talks in Native language. Gilligan:"What's he saying Professor?" Professor:"Oh. He just said that you have to pass the best man test before the marriage Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Best man test? What's that?" Huraki talks again in Native language. Professor:"Poison darts at 6 paces!" Gilligan:"Poison darts at 6 paces!?"(Whiney like a horse, jumps out of canoe swims to shore, runs away.)
  11. (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Chief pulls out knife on Skipper. Skipper:"Ah! What's bothering him this time!?" Professor talks to Native Chief in the Native Chief's language. Native Chief responds. Professor:"Well, he says "We're not going anywhere. The wedding is private by invitation only." Skipper:"Oh no!" Then Gilligan talks in Native talk to the Native Chief. Native Chief pulls out knife and chases Gilligan. Gilligan:"What did I say Professor, what did I say!?"
  12. (Not sure the season or episode) Andy:"What did you get them?" Barney:"Septic tank." (pause) Andy:"You're a fine son Barn."
  13. Rosco:"Charge!" Boss Hogg:"Ain't you gonna say "Right face?" Rosco:"Right face! Charge!" Boss Hogg:"That's better." From '10 Million Dollar Sheriff' Part 2
  14. (Season 1 The Big Gold Strike) Skipper:"There will be no gold aboard the raft, and that goes for you, too, Gilligan." Gilligan:"Me? I don't have any gold." Skipper:"You had three thousand dollars' worth last night." Gilligan:"I know. I never should have ordered that coconut cream pie."
  15. (Season 4 My Fair Ernest T. Bass) Andy - “You lived with a possum and a raccoon?” Ernest T - “Sure! That’s where I learned to wash my food before I eat it."
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