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(Season 3 The Producer) Based on another post today - here is “Hamlet: The Musical” by the Castaways of Gilligan’s Island Act I [The curtain rises. Hamlet stands stage center.] HAMLET: (Sings) I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what you see; A boy who loved his mother’s knee, And so I ask to be or not to be. So here’s my plea, I beg of you, And say you see a little hope for me. To fight or flee, to fight or flee, I ask myself to be or not to be. [Enter King Claudius and Queen Certrude] CLAUDIUS AND GERTRUDE: (Sing) He asks to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what you see; GERTRUDE: (Sings) My son who loved his mother’s knee, CLAUDIUS AND GERTRUDE: (Sing) And so he asks to be or not to be. So here’s his plea, we beg of thee, And say we see a little hope for he. HAMLET: (Sings) To fight or flee, to fight or flee, I ask myself to be or not to be. Exit Claudius and Certrude. HAMLET: Hark! I do believe I hear the fair Ophelia. Enter Ophelia OPHELIA: My Lord Hamlet is troubled. HAMLET: Yea, verily, my heart is heavy. I cannot marry thee, Ophelia. There is nothing left for you, but to get thee to a notary. OPHELIA: Ah, my poor Hamlet. Ah, my poor Hamlet. (Sings) Hamlet, dear, your problem is clear, Avenging thy father’s death; You seek to harm your uncle and mom, But you’re scaring me to death. While I die and sigh and cry, That love is everything; You’re content to try to touch, The conscience of a king. Since the day when your dad met his fate, You just brood and you don’t touch your food; You hate your ma, mad at my pa, You’ll kill the king or some silly thing. So Hamlet. Hamlet, do be a man, let Rotten enough alone. From Ophelia no one can steal yea You’ll always be my own, Leave the gravedigger’s scene, If you know what I mean. Danish pastry for two, For me, for you. HAMLET: In truth Ophelia, you have said a mouthful. OPHELIA: Hamlet, I have so much more to offer. But hark! Me thinks me hear the heavy footsteps of my father, Polonius. HAMLET: And the laughter of your brother and my friend, Laertes. OPHELIA: Oh, they must not find us here. But where to hide? HAMLET: Hide anyplace. But don’t go near the water. [Exit Hamlet and Ophelia] LAERTES: Father, my ship sails at the tide. POLONIUS: A mornent, my son, for I have something to tell you. LAERTES: But I ask only for my allowance. POLONIUS: Ah, but I shall give you something far more available: advice. LAERTES: Do you know how much wine you can buy in Paris with advice? POLONIUS: Paris is a wild and wicked town. And you are but a young and innocent boy. LAERTES: (To audience) Oh, could I tell him a few stories. POLONIUS: Heed my words, Laertes, and you’ll be safe. LAERTES: (To audience) Unless I listen, I won’t get my spending money. So I’ll listen, I’ll listen. POLONIUS: (Sings) Neither a borrower nor a lender be, Do not forget: Stay out of debt; Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency. There’s just one other thing you ought to do. To thine own self be true. [Enter entire cast] ALL: (Sing) Neither a borrower nor a lender be, Do not forget: Stay out of debt; Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency. There’s just one other thing you ought to do, To thine own self be true.

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Cousin Spike... The Madded that the video games are made about?

Kait Tucker... Yep they are some LOL ones.

Kait Tucker... Yep!

(Season 2 Not Guilty) Professor:"Ah gentlemen you're just in time!" Skipper:"We are!?" Professor:"Yes." Skipper:"Is that what I think it is?" Professor:"A guillotine? Yes. And believe me, it's gonna eliminate a lot of man power!" Gilligan:"I believe you!" Professor:"Watch how easy it's gonna be to chop coconuts! And it never misses!" Skipper:"We'll see you later Professor! I think my Little Buddy here kind of developed got a sore throat!" Professor:"Oh I could take care of that!" Gilligan:"Never mind!"

(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Mrs. Howell:“Why that nasty little copycat!”

Skipper:"What are you doing!?" Gilligan:"Tryin' to keep from getting killed while I'm still alive!" Skipper:"Will you take it easy!?" Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper! Before we were shipwrecked, we didn't know any of these people!"

Skipper:"Well, who's the winner?"(realizing it's Gilligan after the votes are tallied up) "Gilligan!?" Gilligan:"President Gilligan!"

Coming soon to my Gilligan's Island/Skipper's hat collection! The wait is killer murderous torture lol.

Although Surviving Gilligan's Island did not show us Russell's, Tina's, Jim's or Natalie's reactions to the series cancellation, it did show us Bob's, Dawn's and Alan's which the 3 seemed to be most upset.

(Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough) Lenny:"Are you goin' bananas!? We didn't come up here to kill nobody!" Frank:"Well, that drop's due any minute now! You want them yokels to see it!?" Lenny:"It ain't here yet! Maybe they'll move off by then!"

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On Dusty's Trail, the reason they are lost on the Oregon Trail is because of trying to find a town & dentist to treat Dusty's toothache.

(Season 1 Home Sweet Hut) Mr. Howell:"You can have the bed room to yourself! I'll sleep out here tonight!" Mrs. Howell:"You can sleep out there tomorrow night too!" Skipper:"What was that Gilligan!?" Mr. Howell:"I wonder if I might trouble you for my pillow!?" Mrs. Howell:"No trouble at all! Here's your pillow, here's your blanket! And here's your Teddy Bear!" Skipper:"Teddy Bear!?" Gilligan:"Air! Get up, please!"

(Season 2 Agonized Labor) Gilligan:"All you have you do, Mr. Howell, is get a job and go to work!" Mr. Howell:"Work?" Mrs. Howell:"Where are you going, dear?" Mr. Howell:"Back to the cliff. Goodbye."

Dusty's Trail scene. Episode where the treasure was a Kansas town and the map treasure map showed how to get there. Daphne was tired from searching for the map. Daphne Brookhaven:"Carter, I'm exhausted!" Carter Brookhaven: "Just keep saying to yourself dear "Money money money! It gives you strength!"

(Season 1 Swamp Molly) Bo Duke:"You know I still I got them bruises she gave me last time she was over here!" Luke Duke:"Well, you gotta keep yer feet movin'. That way, she might not be able to get a hold of ya."

He told me "You should take your Skipper fandom to the stage!"

I am friends with Mr. Howell from the Gilligan's Island Musical. Here he is: https://www.facebook.com/thurston.iii.5

(Surviving Gilligan's Island Documentary 2001 scene) Eric Allan Kramer as Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper) and the actor who played Jim Backus(Mr. Howell) are hitting golf balls around. The actor playing Jim(Mr. Howell) does Mr. Magoo voice. Eric(Alan Hale Jr./Skipper) "All your years of playing Magoo have gotten to you Backus."

(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Skipper:"Ginger the important thing is that you're back!" Mr. Howell:"And these infernal kidnappings are over!" Ginger:"Oh. But they're not over! He said he was gonna come back and kidnap everybody else too, then start over again!" Gilligan:"Boy, you could make a fortune, just selling him rope!"

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