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Skipper Duke

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  1. Dukes Trivia: What song do the Dukes sing while decorating the Christmas tree?
  2. (Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Skipper(secretly reciting poetry for Erica Tiffany Smith):"The boy stood on the burning deck, his feet were filled with blisters."
  3. (Season 2 The Runaway) PI Les Sloane:(on phone with Mr. C. J. Holmes)"Yessir Mr Holmes anything you say."(hangs up, says to partner Mitch Henderson)"Or his money says."
  4. (Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"What're you doing!?" Gilligan:"Trying to keep from getting killed while I'm still alive!" Skipper:"Will you take it easy!?" Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper, before we were shipwrecked, we didn't know any of these people!"
  5. (Season 2 Mine Hero) Professor:"The radio!" Skipper:"The radio!?" Professor:"That's how we'll free them. By short wave." Skipper:"Short wave? It'd take a tidal wave." Professor:"We'll cross the mines ultra magnetic waves with ultra high frequency waves. Right?" Skipper:"Right Professor."
  6. (Season 2 Not Guilty) Gilligan:"What about the girls? Making soup out of those poison flowers!" Skipper:"We're not sure the girls were making soup!" Gilligan:"Oh no! Skipper, when I go, I want the flowers on the outside not on the inside!"
  7. (Season 5 The Return of the Mean Green Machine) Waylon Jennings:"Now, that thing might be slow, an' it might be ugly. But it's sure as shootin' gonna have to be dealt with. Probably at a bad time, in a bad place." He says this about the construction vehicle the bad guys try to stop the Dukes with.
  8. (Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase) Rosco wrapping Flash's Christmas present. "You gotta keep those beautiful brown eyes of your closed." Boss Hogg:"Rosco, that mangy animal don't ever open its eyes long enough to close 'em!"
  9. Sending prayers up for your family and friends Cousin Roger Duke!
  10. Cousin Hobie... Yep and script magic.
  11. (Season 6 Boss Behind Bars) Enos:"You know Sheriff, I was just thinkin'-" Rosco:"Well, that's yer first mistake right there!" Enos:"I saw Mr. Hogg at the car, but I didn't actually see him do anything except bump his head." Rosco:"Enos? Are you now tryin' to tell me, that you think that little fat meadow muffin in there is innocent?" Enos:"Possum on a gum bush Sheriff. I don't know. All I know, is a man's whole entire future is at stake."
  12. (Season 6 Enos's Last Chance) Rosco:"Boss, I got that killer Frank Scallion cornered and boxed in." Boss Hogg:"Oh you got him cornered huh!? Interesting, on account of that very same Frank Scallion just blew up Enos's car here in town! Only he did it under the name of SCANLON!"
  13. (Season 2 Find Loretta Lynn. Rosco & Enos spying on Dukes from the old Oak tree.) Enos:"My foot's asleep Sheriff." Rosco:"So's yer brain. Now you match on both ends!"
  14. (Not sure the Season or Episode) Boss Hogg:"Rosco P. Coltrane, Lulu Coltrane-Hogg, brother and sister! Just like their mother! Yuck!"
  15. Cousin Philip Duke... Yeah because the video game preview for Return of the General Lee on PS 2/Xbox on the Season 1 DVD set Special Features showed a plain orange roof. Just the rectangle where flag should be. But it was in actual game. But yeah these days there'd be no flag.
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