Skipper Duke

Skipper:"Why do I listen to him!?"

Chucky:"Noooooo!!!! You little s***! Do you know what you've done!? It's to late! I've spent to much time in this body! I'm f**kin' trapped in here!"

Moonrunners Theme Song Slow Rollin' Low

Chucky is 4 episodes into Season 1. Has anybody been watching?

Marzack:"I did my homework didn't I?" Eddie:"Yeah! Yer a g**d*** genius!" Marzack:(holding up pistol)"Yer g**d*** right I am!"

Will Darnell:"Ok! That's the last time you run that mechanical @$$hole in here without an exhaust hose. I catch you doin' it one time, I don't care how much you paid up in front, I'll throw you out on yer f***** @$$! You got it!? Huh!?" Arnie Cunningham:"Yes sir." Will Darnell:"Now get the hell outta here, we're closed."

Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jake? You leavin'?" Jake Rainey:"Yeah. I don't feel to good. I ate to much of that damn hog." Bobby Lee laughs. Jake Rainey:"Bobby Lee?" Bobby Lee:"Hmm?" Jake Rainey:"Try talkin' old Jesse into comin' in with us. I don't want no trouble with him. I've known Jesse all my life." Bobby Lee:"Well, I don't think it'll do much good Jake. But I'll tell him what you said." Jake Rainey:"Well, y'all have fun. I'm goin' home while I can still move." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Must be hell gettin' old Jake." Jake Rainey:"Beats dyin' young Bobby Lee." Waylon Jennings:"An' growin' old beats dyin' old too Jake. 'Cause the very next day some syndicate men paid a visit to Jake's Cotton Gin. The only cotton gin in the South that was run on corn." Syndicate man:"What's a matter Jake? Yer late on yer deliveries. Tiny ain't happy, are you Tiny?" Tiny shakes his head no. Syndicate man:"Let's hurry them up." Waylon Jennings:"Jake understood."

Jr. Justice:"Damn! He had a lot of friends didn't he?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If they had cremated the sum b**** ida been kickin' that Mr. Bandit's @$$ around the moon by now!"

This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Take a Dare.

Ginger:"What if I walk up to the enemy, like this, put my arms around him, like this, and whisper in ear like this, "Come on, surrender for Ginger, baby!" Skipper:"I give up!" Mr. Howell:"Unfortunately, you're not one of the enemy!"

(Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Boss Hogg:"What the devil is this here thing!?" Luke Duke:"Boss, Rosco, meet the General Lee." Boss & Rosco:"Oh it's the General Lee." Boss Hogg:"Well, it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see!" Rosco:"Yeah! Ugly, ugly, ugly!" Bo Duke:"Ugly huh!? Well, the only thing yer gonna see of this car when the race starts, is the tail end spittin' dust back at you!"

Andy:"Looks like Otis was right! The only thing they understand is a leg of lamb!"

Professor:"What's everyone laughing at?" Skipper"Well, believe it or not Professor, for the last 24 hours, you've been a zombie." Professor:"Nonsense, I just got thru telling you that witchdoctors, zombies, and voodoo spells are figments of the imagination! By the way, how did I get wet?"

(Season 3 Voodoo) Professor:"What's everyone laughing at?" Skipper:"Well, believe it or not Professor, for the last 24 hours, you've been a zombie." Professor:"Nonsense, I just got thru telling you that witchdoctors, zombies, and voodoo spells are figments of the imagination! By the way, how did I get wet?"

(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Gilligan:"Did He Sign it?" Skipper:"Kidnappers Don't Sign Ransom Notes!"

(Season 3 Up at Bat) Gilligan:After being waken out of his vampire dream by the Skipper, and punching him in the stomach. "Get back I am the vampire!" Skipper:"Wait a minute Gilligan. It wasn't even a vampire bat that bit you. You're just plain old Gilligan!" Gilligan:"I warned you, Colonel Watney!"(Punches Skipper in stomach.) Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Skipper is that You ?." Skipper:"No it's not The Skipper I'm Frankenstein's Monster!"(Roar!)

(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Gilligan:"Don't Sit On Me !" Skipper:"We're All Dead Little Buddy Ha ! Ha ! Ha !."

(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Skipper:To Gilligan "If You Think The Worse Thing of All was Being Invisible ?, Wait Until I Get My Hands On You !."

(Season 3 Man With a Net) Lord Beasley Waterford:To the Skipper "You're No Butterfly!"

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Gilligan's Russian Spy Double:"In My Country You Couldn't be Spy Third Class !."

Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later) Mr. Howell:"Your Honor I Want to Charge Mary Ann for Murder." The Professor:"Murder ??. Mr. Howell:"Her Testimony's Killing Me !."

(Season 1 The Return of Wrongway Feldman) Skipper:"That Thick ??. Wrongway." . Wrongway:"Yes?." Skipper:"Could You Tell Me about that Steak Again ?."

(Season 2 The Sweepstakes) Mr. Howell :"You know I Haven't had a Bath in 40 Years." Flowers Droops. The Skipper:"We know."

(Season 2 You've Been Disconnected) Mr. Howell :"There You are Gilligan You have More Karats/Carrots Than Bugs Bunny..."

MOUNTAIN WEDDING EARNEST T. BASS: “You're mine. You was meant to be mine. You WILL be mine. Charlene, I'll make you a fine husband. I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my "belove-ded." BARNEY IN WEDDING GOWN: “ I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.”