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Skipper Duke

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  1. Skipper:(waking up Gilligan who is sleeping in a chair in a corner of the hut.)"Gilligan Little Buddy!" Gilligan wakes up. He is holding a large club. Skipper:"Put that down!" Gilligan drops it right on Skipper's foot. Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Please don't kill me, huh Skipper!?" Skipper:"I'm not gonna kill you, or anybody else!" Gilligan:"Could I put my hands down?" Skipper:"Yes! Of course you could put your hands down!"
  2. Skipper:"Wiley! That Wiley did it! Ep! There's a motor! He's getting away!"
  3. (Season 3 The Kidnapper) Skipper:"Hey folks! The propeller is all fixed! We can leave first thing in the morning!" Gilligan:"Yeah! It works great! See!?"(Sits down on the bamboo work bench that Skipper was working on the propeller on. He starts the motor up. The Skipper's work bench takes off with Gilligan and all.) Skipper:"Gilligan! Come back here with that! Bring it back!"
  4. It's very funny the way Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan tells Dusty to shut up in the Gilligan's Island Western spinoff series Dusty's Trail. He says "Why don't you clam up!?"
  5. MM Thanks... Same to you!
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  7. Well folks... I have some bad news announcement to make regarding this forum topic. Looks as though the forum is now completed. My Flickr free subscription ran out. I cannot make anymore Flickr uploads without paying to upgrade to unlimited.
  8. Gilligan Trivia: Denny Scott Miller played on Gilligan's Island 2 times and on the Western spinoff Dusty's Trail 1 time. T or F?
  9. (Season 3 The Producer) Harold Heccuba:"Silence!" Gilligan:"I didn't say anything." Harold Heccuba:"If I know you, you will!"
  10. (Season 3 The Producer) Harold Heccuba:"If I say you're an actor, you're an actor." Gilligan:"Okay, I'm an actor." Harold Heccuba:"Believe me, you are no actor."
  11. Merry Christmas everyone on HazzardNet!
  12. Sherwood Schwartz honoring 2 of his iconic shows Gilligan's Island and the Brady Bunch by wearing the bronze Lancaster Alan Hale Jr. Skipper's Cap and a Brady shirt.
  13. I lost what I had written for my project The Dusty's Trail theatrical movie version remake of the series. I guess the project isn't meant to be?
  14. Mine Hero Happy Anniversary Episode aired Dec 23, 1965 Trivia Ginger Grant has been wearing a myriad of different outfits throughout season two of the series. This is the first episode in season two where she wears only one outfit: her tan evening gown, which she wore in the very first episode.
  15. (Season 1 X Marks the Spot) Gilligan:(riding in the missile after he accidentally activates it)"Fire!!"
  16. (Season 3 The Kidnapper) Skipper:"Wiley! That Wiley did it! Ep! There's a motor! He's getting away!"
  17. (Season 3 The Producer) (Lines from the castaways version of Hamlet) Skipper:"Do you know how much wine you can buy in Paris with advice??" Mary Ann“Oh could I tell him a few things!” Mary Ann:"Unless I listen, I won't get my spending money! So I'll listen, I'll listen!"
  18. (Season 1 X Marks the Spot) Professor:"Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Yeah?" Professor:"If the end of that wire touches any other connector, you'll blow us all up!"
  19. (Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Boss Hogg:"I want those slot machines! They've been missin' 3 days!" Rosco:"It wasn't my fault Boss. They set up my drivers with a half naked female woman up on that highway. Shoot, anybody'd stop for that!"
  20. Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Callahan:"I guess it's all up to you now Andy. I can't do anything more like this." Andy:"You've done all you can Mr. Callahan. How'd the accident happen?" Callahan looks at Dusty. Dusty:"It was all my dumb fault." Mr. Callahan:"Well, we got this one caught in the breach of that shotgun there." Dusty:"But that wasn't the real dumb thing. The real dumb thing was, he had his other hand on the counter like this."(takes Andy's left hand puts it on counter.)"And I took the counter top like this-"(slams it on Andy's hand.) Andy:"Eyoooow!!!!"
  21. (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Skipper:"Well Gilligan, how do I look?" Gilligan:"You look like a bowl of soggy Shredded Wheat." Skipper:"Oh ha ha. Well as long as we’re passing out the compliments, I’ve seen whisk brooms that look better than you."
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