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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Ginger:"That Professor, is what Missus Tiffany Smith wants." Professor:"Interesting Ginger, very interesting. But how am I going to get her to get me in this position?"
  2. Skipper:"No, I cannot hammer nice and soft and easy, I have to hammer like THIS!" (bangs his hand, groans in pain) Gilligan:“That was pretty good, Skipper!” Skipper:"Ahhhh!!!! Oh Gilligan. What's the use. Go catch some more fish. I have to go get some more vines to finish this raft anyway." Gilligan:"I'll go catch something big for dinner." Skipper:"You do that!"
  3. (Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please) Ginger:"This could be the start of a whole new career. Ginger Grant Bubble Dancer."
  4. 4 episodes of Dusty's Trail edited together into movie The Whackiest Wagon Train in the West.
  5. On this night 57 years ago. December 19, 1964. Gilligan's Island "Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk" Season 1, Episode 12 The castaways are upset that it's Christmas Eve and they find themselves still stuck on the island instead of home. Everyone appears depressed, except for The Skipper who is down at the lagoon looking for firewood but secretly hoping for a miracle. Suddenly in the clearing Santa Claus appears to the castaways. He looks and sounds strangely familiar. Santa: Merry, Merry Christmas to you all! Thurston: Why, thank you, Santa, but would you care to tell us what we have to be merry about? Santa: Why, certainly, good sir. Afterall, you might have been lost at sea and never reached this island. Or you might have hit an island that had no food or water. Or you might have all been enemies by now instead of the family group that you are, who have learned to get along with each other. The castaways all nod their heads in agreement. Santa (continuing): So remember be of good spirit! Merry Christmas to all! Merry Christmas! Santa leaves to the right. At the same moment, The Skipper arrives from the left carrying wood he collected for the fire. The castaways are dumbfounded as they thought The Skipper had dressed as Santa to cheer them up. With inquisitive looks among them they shake those suspicious thoughts and wish each other a Merry Christmas as jingling sleigh bells can be heard ringing high above the palm trees. Merry Christmas! #WooHooChristmas2021 #HereOnGilligansIsle
  6. (Season 3 It's a Bird, It's a Plane) The Skipper:"I Think He's had Enough Let's Let Him Down, Are You Alright Little Buddy ?." Gilligan:"Yeah, I Wasn't Cut Out to be a Swinger..."
  7. Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"You learned a new dance." Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Yeah. So I did."(Starts shooting at Dusty's feet, who starts dancing to avoid the bullets.) Dusty:"What are you shootin' at me for Mr. Callahan?" Mr. Callahan/Cal:"I don't like to dance alone Little Pal. I don't like to dance alone."(To Andy)"And he don't even know I'm shootin' blanks."
  8. Elmer Fudd
  9. Dusty's Trail scene. Andy:"I need to talk to you Mr. Callahan. It's about the Indian boy." Mr. Callahan/Cal:(To Dusty.)"If we get in anymore trouble over him, I'm gonna use you for target practice!"
  10. (Season 2 Mine Hero) Gilligan:"Dumb 'ole mine, I'm going to give it a good swift kick!"(He trys to kick iron mine, but misses and gets Skipper instead.) Skipper:"No! Ooop! My shin!"
  11. Squash
  12. Kait Tucker talks about him all the time to me.
  13. Kait Tucker... I've checked. But I already knew him.
  14. (PlayStation 1 Racing For Home game) Bo Duke:"Boy, we sure cut it close yesterday." Luke Duke:"Any later, and you know Boss wouldn't have thought twice about wrappin' his fingers around Uncle Jesse's farm." Bo Duke:"Let's just win the Overland race an' pay off the farm once and for all." Luke Duke:"Yeah. But we better get goin', or we'll miss the sign-up."
  15. Andy:"Well, didn't you go over to the house, an' tell 'em to bring me a hat and tie?" Barney:"Yeah. So you'd be in uniform. Not in trick-or-treat!"
  16. Dusty's Trail scene. Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"How'd you get over here!?" Dusty:"These caves connect!" Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Well, why didn't you say somethin'!?" Dusty(in mocking voice of Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan/Cal):"Because you said "See that light! See that hole! Maybe we can crawl thru there! Maybe that's a way out!"
  17. (Season 2 Mine Hero) The Howells are playing Badminton Mr. Howell:"You haven't been practicing in secret, have you my dear?" Mrs. Howell:"Well, how could I darling? You taught me this silly game only this morning." Mr. Howell:"Well, I must be a good teacher then!"
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