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  1. Skipper Duke
    Bo Duke:"Dang! That truck done cut me off!" Luke Duke:"An' I know why! That's Rosco P. Coltrane behind the wheel of that there truck!" Rosco:"Yeah now! Ain't gettin' away from me this time!"
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    Luke Duke:"Here's our entry form Boss. Stamped and everything." Boss Hogg:"Even if you win, it ain't enough to buy back that orphanage, you lose!" Luke Duke:"I think yer forgettin' somethin' Boss." Boss Hogg:"What's that?" Luke Duke:"After we win, we get interviewed live on TV." Boss Hogg:"What!? But you ain't never won a race against my Double Zero(00)! It's got a nitrous oxide system! Not some moonshine gas! Hehehe see you from the winner's circle boys!" Bo Duke:"Ain't nothin' stopped us before." Balladeer:"Except that cup of coffee." Boss Hogg:"If them Duke boys win, I'm ruined, and when I say "I" I mean "You" get it!?" Rosco:"Yessir Boss! You betcha!"
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    Yeah I wish that.
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    (Season 4 The Law and Jesse Duke) Waylon Jennings:"Now friends, always beware of people with a first name like a state. They're always trouble."
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    I wish Coy & Vance could've been in Seasons 6 & 7 right up to the series end!
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    (Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Waylon Jennings:"With them crooks in the pokey, you'd think the General Lee would be safe at the Duke Farm. But that ain't the way it works in Hazzard. Old Boss don't give up that easy, when there's money involved."
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    Waylon Jennings:"The next time you see the moon out, ain't everybody asleep. Some folks are workin'."
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    Dennis Guilder:"You got a knife, an' he doesn't. In my book, that makes you a chicken s***." Arnie Cunningham:"Yeah that's chicken s***!"
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    Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Listen lady, if Junior can get up in the morning, tie his shoes, and take a pee, I'm not proud, I'm amazed!"
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    Jr. Justice:"When I put bullets in it daddy it gets too heavy." Buford's meditation watch(Beep beep beep beep.) Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Shut yo @$$." "And that goes for the two monks too!!"
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode Waiting for Watubi.
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    Barney:"I'll tell you who it should be made out to. It oughta be made out to Barney Sucker! Look at all them deductions!"
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    Barney to Andy: "You ought to go on the radio and be an all-night disc jockey. At least then I could turn you off!"
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    (Season 3 Take a Dare) Gilligan "Only little babies. get fooled again." Gilligan & Skipper In unison:"He fooled us, again."
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Take a Dare.
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    (Season 2 Hazzard Connection) Rosco:"Enos This Is your Superior Officer Speaking Now I Want U To Go To The Judges Chambers And Get A Search Warrant."
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Living Doll.
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    (Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"Skipper! Professor! I found him! Her! It! Skipper! Professor! I found it I found it I found it!" Skipper:"Alright Gilligan, you don't have to yell. I see that you found it. A robot?"
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    (Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan(riding bicycle washing machine doing the laundry):"What's that?" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, that's nothing but a man in a parachute! Now will you start peddling- A man in a parachute!?"
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  23. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Seer Gilligan.
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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