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  1. Skipper Duke
    (Season 3 And Then There Were None) Skipper/Bailiff:(in Gilligan's Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde/Dr. Gilligan dream sequence)"Bring out the eye witness!" Gilligan/Mr. Hyde/Dr. Gilligan:"Bring out the eye witness! What am I saying!?"
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    (Season 2 The Rustlers) Burl Tolliver:"Boss Hogg an' the Sheriff. What do they want?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Well, I don't know. But, when you see J. D. smilin' like that, keep one hand on yer wallet."
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  4. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from Season 2 Castaways Pictures Presents.
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    (Season 4 Ten Million Dollar Sheriff) Boss Hogg:(seeing Rosco's Rolls Royce patrol car)"What kind of a nincompoop does this to a Rolls!?" Rosco:"This- A very very rich nincompoop!"
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    This set of tributes comes from Season 2 Not Guilty.
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    Dukes Trivia: What song do the Dukes sing while decorating the Christmas tree?
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    (Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Skipper(secretly reciting poetry for Erica Tiffany Smith):"The boy stood on the burning deck, his feet were filled with blisters."
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    (Season 2 The Runaway) PI Les Sloane:(on phone with Mr. C. J. Holmes)"Yessir Mr Holmes anything you say."(hangs up, says to partner Mitch Henderson)"Or his money says."
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    (Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"What're you doing!?" Gilligan:"Trying to keep from getting killed while I'm still alive!" Skipper:"Will you take it easy!?" Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper, before we were shipwrecked, we didn't know any of these people!"
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
  13. Skipper Duke
    (Season 2 Mine Hero) Professor:"The radio!" Skipper:"The radio!?" Professor:"That's how we'll free them. By short wave." Skipper:"Short wave? It'd take a tidal wave." Professor:"We'll cross the mines ultra magnetic waves with ultra high frequency waves. Right?" Skipper:"Right Professor."
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    (Season 2 Not Guilty) Gilligan:"What about the girls? Making soup out of those poison flowers!" Skipper:"We're not sure the girls were making soup!" Gilligan:"Oh no! Skipper, when I go, I want the flowers on the outside not on the inside!"
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    This set of tributes comes from President Gilligan.
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    (Season 5 The Return of the Mean Green Machine) Waylon Jennings:"Now, that thing might be slow, an' it might be ugly. But it's sure as shootin' gonna have to be dealt with. Probably at a bad time, in a bad place." He says this about the construction vehicle the bad guys try to stop the Dukes with.
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
  18. Skipper Duke
    (Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase) Rosco wrapping Flash's Christmas present. "You gotta keep those beautiful brown eyes of your closed." Boss Hogg:"Rosco, that mangy animal don't ever open its eyes long enough to close 'em!"
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    Sending prayers up for your family and friends Cousin Roger Duke!
  20. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from Season 1 President Gilligan.
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    Cousin Hobie... Yep and script magic.
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
  23. Skipper Duke
    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    (Season 6 Boss Behind Bars) Enos:"You know Sheriff, I was just thinkin'-" Rosco:"Well, that's yer first mistake right there!" Enos:"I saw Mr. Hogg at the car, but I didn't actually see him do anything except bump his head." Rosco:"Enos? Are you now tryin' to tell me, that you think that little fat meadow muffin in there is innocent?" Enos:"Possum on a gum bush Sheriff. I don't know. All I know, is a man's whole entire future is at stake."
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    (Season 6 Enos's Last Chance) Rosco:"Boss, I got that killer Frank Scallion cornered and boxed in." Boss Hogg:"Oh you got him cornered huh!? Interesting, on account of that very same Frank Scallion just blew up Enos's car here in town! Only he did it under the name of SCANLON!"
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