RogerDuke

No Laura, I don't want any other vehicle than what I got. I wouldn't even trade it for a brand new white Ford pick-up. Them things have so many computer gizmos on 'em a feller can't even replace spark plugs any more unless the blasted computer gives ya permission. It makes me mad (and sad). Hey Bo and Luke, how much can ya bench press? Daisy, how'd ya learn to flip guys? (like you did when you became a deputy) I know yer Uncle Jesse didn't teach ya that stuff.

(several minutes later) Jesse *slams brakes on, stopping dirty white pick-up a few feet away from the General Lee with scenic lake in background*

I'm on the way *walks out of kitchen where CB was located and gets in truck creating dust cloud as he speeds away, fishtailing twice*

I don't know about that Lori. Cooter looked pretty civilized when he met his daughter. (Okay so he got in a bar room brawl but at least he looked civilized)

I got Tom Wopat's autograph on one of them. There's a picture of him riding a Yamaha motorcycle and I had him sign that page. He seemed surprised to see the picture.

Well, fer a while there this morning, I thought you boys could have a relaxing day of shucking and jiving Boss and the Hazzard law but now it sounds like it's turned into somethin' I wasn't expecting. What's the matter? *hesitates* Aw, never mind. What's yer 20?

Ya lost me there. What's goin' on with you boys?

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I found them. They're called Dukes of Hazzard "Annuals" The older ones were published by Grandreams in London England and the newer ones were published by Purnell Publishers from Paulton Bristol (is that in England?) The older ones were printed in Holland and the newer ones were made in Italy. Two of the 5 that I own have recipies in them. When I get more time, I'll post Uncle Jesse's Baked Beans and Daisy's Terrific Truffles.

*Shepherd on CB*(after nephew reminds him how to spell his handle) I hate to bother ya boys but me and Daisy was wonderin' what yer...uh....plans are for the rest of the day?

You're right TomBo. Now I feel inspired to contact the folks at the Canton Ohio auto show and see if they would consider trying to bring in more Dukes stars. Rosco was there recently and the long line to meet him went through two large rooms and into the lobby and remained that long the entire time. Imagine how many tickets they could sell if they had other Dukes stuff and stars there too. Tickets = money so maybe they'll listen. I'll get my northern Dukes Fest yet!!!

*CB* Shepard to lost sheep. Shepard to lost sheep. You boys got your ears on?

DoubleX has 25 in a row correct and Alex has 21. Who lives on Spring Lake Drive? A) Cooter Dukes C) Enos

Okay, let's straighten up kids. Now let's be honest with this one. Have any of you ever tried to smoke a cigarette? Now don't lie to me Bo, Cooter told me a story....I want to hear your side of it.

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Shucks, those books are buried in my cedar chest. I'll get them out tomorrow. Maybe someone can tell me how rare they are. I've always wondered about them because I've never seen any other ones like 'em.

Yep, you got all 3 right Daisy

DoubleX, Alex and Daney are all right about "Days of Shine and Roses" I'll get back with you tomorrow to update streaks and post another question. Gotta Go...(that was a good question about the strike Daney, I didn't know that.)

Hmmm you might be right Julie. It threw me off because I couldn't associate it with oil but I guess they can both make you slip off the road so that makes sense. Next word: accident

Bo and Luke, How old were you the first time you shaved? Do you think you'll have a white beard when you get old?

Bo, Git out there on the back 40 and git that fence fixed. Sorry Daisy, I forgot what I said about you being the hope of the family. I did say that a long time ago though. Bo's cleaned up his act a little bit since then. Maybe after he gits back from fixin' that fence he'll start treating you better.

All I know how to fix is roadkill Daney but I really like this idea you have here. I wish I could remember that recipe for crawdad bisque. Seriously, I have an Uncle Jesse recipe that I'll look up. It's from a Dukes of Hazzard book that came from England and came out in the early 80s....and we thought BoJamesDuke was the best thing to come from England.

Which of these were on the show? Mr Mop or Mr Broom Sutter's Pond or Sutter's Dam Live Long Lane or Dead Man's Curve

Daney, thanks for posting all the updates about when the stars are appearing. If it weren't for you and Tim, I wouldn't gotten to meet Rosco (and as a bonus some great Hazzardnet folks too) Keep up the good work.

Laura, I'd like to take a moment to answer your question if my kids would stop that blasted bickering. I'm impressed that you noticed that part about me being a Methodist in a Baptist Church. What I didn't say is that I was only visiting the Baptist Church. The reason I was there is because my cousin over in Choctaw told me that a preacher man would be visiting the Baptist Church in Hazzard and he had a couple daughters that will turn your head faster than grease on lightning. So I got all fancied up Sunday morning after washing up the '32 Coupe on Saturday night and....well.....*ear to ear smile*