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I hope everybody had a great Easter and thanks for the chocolates Emy-Rae. Hmm, it looks like someone stole all the coconut ones *looks suspiciously at General Grant*

*sounding enthused* Now, of course Emma ain't gonna go against regulations but I got a little known secret that I bet she doesn't know about. A few years back when I took over as postmaster fer a day 'cause Emma was Fire Chief fer Sadie Hogg Day, I stumbled across a little known law that's been on the books since 1871 that says that every letter that comes in addressed to the County Commissioner has to be recorded in a special ledger. *smiles and opens one eye a little more than the other* And besides that, the ledger must be available to any resident of Hazzard County that wants ta see it....providin', of course, that they take a number. Now maybe we can put all the places on them postmarks together and see if we can come up with some sorta connection 'er somethin'

No, but there's more than one way to skin a catfish. *smiles*

birthday

*sniffles a little and hugs Luke, patting him on the back* *sits back down on firewood pile* I just wish I knew what ta do about Bo. Maybe we're worrying about nothin' Maybe Charlie will see the good in him and give him the benefit of the doubt.

You're both right. I was surprised to see that her last name was Gale. I never knew that. So, from that same episode, where did Bobbie Lee and her dog Max end up moving to at the conclusion of the show? A) Atlanta Capitol City C) Conyers D) Loomis E) Chickasaw

*interrupting with alarm* Now jist hold it there one second you two. Boss is neck deep with this horse racing thing and horse racin' usually means a whole mess of trouble and a whole mess of bad folks who want ta git their greedy little paws in that gamblin' bucket. Now maybe you boys should just hold up a little while 'till we see who's involved with this. *hesitates a little* Maybe I can see if Emma can do a little more for us....

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I could tell that Emma wanted ta know too but she's not very comfortable talking about it...regulations ya know....

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*eyes get big* Maybe if we can git ta the bottom of it, we can save the farm!!

wrench (I never saw the movie but everybody knows that if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball)

You're right Alex. You have 45 in a row!! From "Coy meets Girl" what movie character did Waylon (and the DVD jacket) compare Coy's young female admirer with?

dodgeball (okay, I quit. I've been beat...and I love the General Lee so much, I'm not even mad)

I know it don't make no sense. This here horse race track is supposed ta be a good one but there's no reason it would draw that much attention, especially since it ain't even been built yet. What really don't make no sense is why all those folks ain't puttin' return adresses on. They must have somethin' ta hide....and that means Boss does too.

Detroit (for once you're right Daisy...but it's only because Pennsylvania only has about 50 miles of Great Lakes shoreline...and that's only because New York gave it to us. Umm, let me think here...oh, I got one....we have a football team that has won 5 Super Bowls *sticks out tongue*)

Jesse *visibly upset looks down at ground at then back up at his nephew* Luke, I've always taught you kids ta admit it when yer wrong and now I suppose it's my turn. I reckon I'm just so worried about what Bo's a gittin' hisself into, I just didn't think about that. *stands up after sitting on stack of firewood beside house* Can ya forgive me?

*reaches for one of the apples then rubs it on his overalls* It seems as if Boss has been gittin' letters postmarked from jist about every city in this 'ere US of A.... from Biloxi to Anchorage. Accordin' to Emma, the funny thing about all these letters he's been a gittin' is that none of them have return adresses on them...just postmarks *takes bite of apple*

All 4 of you are right. DoubleX has 48 in a row correct. Which of these were on the show? Timbertop or Bottom Feeder Swamp Hazzard High School or J.D. Hogg Community College Yellow Pine Construction Company or Hickory Hollow Construction Company

Pennsylvania (I couldn't resist that since I only live a few miles from Lake Erie in Pennsylvania)

*looks down at ground and then back up and then focuses on trees way off at a distance* I don't know what ta tell you boys anymore when ya head off and do stupid things. Can ya guess what I'm the most disappointed about? *when Luke doesn't answer quickly Jesse continues talking* That there orange stock car there can run on gas or moonshine and when he goes, you boys don't know how ta run him slow. Now YOU on the other hand, young man *points at Lukes chest* can run on good healthy food or run on shine....or whatever that stuff is yer a drinkin' down at the Boar's Nest is. If yer runnin' on shine and yer runnin' with the General at a hundered miles an hour..... *hesitates then speaks softly and looks to ground* Well, I've already lost enough in my life. I just wanna lose no more...

*sits down and takes a deep breath* Well, it seems as if Boss Hogg has been getting a lot of mail lately and it ain't just mail from the people who want ta build this here horse racin' track. No siree, he's got somethin' else in the fire but I can't quite put this whole picture together yet....it just don't add up *stops talking and clinches lips while thinking*

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