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RogerDuke

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  1. *after walking on the trail toward home a minute or two, Jesse looks over his shoulder* *sounds panicked on walkie talkie* Lord have mercy!!!
  2. Back When Gas was 30 Cents a Gallon (old country song, can't remember the singer)
  3. *turns walkie talkie on and sets it on channel 22* This here's Shepherd. Hey boys, I plumb forgot I had this here walkie talkie in the pick-up so now I can keep in contact with ya whilest I'm on this trail. Has either one of ya seen that Ford Maverick?
  4. Bo and daisyxenos both got it right. What holiday does Sadie Hogg Day fall on every year? A) July 4 Valentine's Day C) Labor Day D) Halloween E) April Fool's Day
  5. *parks truck near still sight, gets out and then stops in his tracks as he remembers he left a CB walkie talkie with new batteries behind truck seat*
  6. Now hold on a second Bo, if you pick me up in the General and them varmits see me with you they're liable to start shooting at you too. I'm a thinkin' that I should stick with my plan of heading out to the still sight. I'm almost there now anyhow.
  7. Me and You and a Dog Named Boo
  8. Now you be careful Bo. I got no idea where them varmits are going after they see I shucked and jived them. Don't take any chances 'cause them boys got guns and they're meanier than a mess of hornets.
  9. Little Joe and Big Bill (Charlie Daniels Band)
  10. MaryAnne has it right. I knew you'd kick yourself after you realized you missed that one Daisy. Boss is behind bars and trades everything he owns for a meal. He eats so much it makes him sick.
  11. Now listen boys, I don't think it's a good idea if I try and come back to the farm in the pick-up. I'm heading over to the Back 40 and then walking down the trail from still sight number 4 and sneaking in that way. I'll hide the truck in that patch of golden rods by the swamp on the west end of the Back 40. In the meantime Luke, load up the double barrel shotgun.
  12. Bad Moon Rising
  13. They're driving a dark Blue Ford Maverick and they're lookin ornery. I suppose they're gonna look a lot more ornery once they find out that farm's abandon. I don't know what they're gonna do but I'd hunker down Luke in case they stop there looking for directions or in case someone else directs them your way. In the meantime, I'm gittin' outa here. They ain't gonna be too pleased with yer Uncle Jesse and I didn't bring the shotgun with me. Now, I wonder where Bo's at. (I'll be back later tonight)
  14. I'm Red White and Blue (Loretta Lynn)
  15. Bo and daisyxenos both got it right. On "The Great Bank Robbery" what is written on the walk-in-safe at the Hazzard Bank? A) The Atlanta Safe Company in Savannah The Savannah Safe Company in Atlanta
  16. The Wonderful World of Christmas (Elvis)
  17. I'm out here fixin' them fenceposts and two city boys with guns just stopped by looking for our farm. I gave them directions to the old abandon Baxley place but I reckon they're gonna need about 10 minutes to figure out I snookered 'em.
  18. In the Still of the Night (I don't think they're talking about a moonshine still..LOL)
  19. Jesse "Well Mister, around here folks have enough manners to ask politely the first time but since you insist, I reckon I'll let you know that it's the next place on the right just before you get to the intersection" *passenger scowls and motions for the driver to move ahead* *Jesse quickly walks to CB and sees that it's not on. Upon his discovery he corrects the problem* "Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Shepherd to Lost Sheep. I sure hope you boys have yer ears on 'cause this is something you need to hear"
  20. *passenger displays a hand gun but points it at the sky and not directly at Jesse* "This here's who's askin' old man" *driver looks disgusted at his partner*
  21. On the Bayou (Freddie Fender, Hank Williams and others)
  22. Congratulations Julie on post number 20,000 !!!!!!!

    That's an amazing accomplishment!!

  23. Dust in the Wind (Hey Julie, your song title has to have a word in it that was used in the title of the last song posted)
  24. One is the Lonliest Number
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