RogerDuke

Jesse "I can tell by that crackling in your voice that yer talkin' on Cooter's CB. He can fix anything on wheels but still can't figure out what's making his CB crackle so much. Anyhow, I'm glad yer at Cooter's by a phone 'cause I'd much rather talk to you where half of Hazzard ain't listening....so give me a call 'cause I got another job fer ya. I'll be a sittin' here a waitin' fer this here phone ta ring. I'm gone."

Could you just tell what make and year they were just by looking at them? If so, I'm impressed!!

Gee wizz Garrett, I thought you were going to say "Young is an adjective that describes RogerDuke."

You folks are smarter than Columbo, better looking than Charlie's Angels, more clever than Sherlock Holmes and more fun to be around than Shaggy and Scooby-Do. If I ever need a detective I'm heading to the HazzardNet.

Bo 44 Luke 49 Jesse 7

I punched my information in again because I wanted a second opinion after they told me I wrote like Larry the Cable Guy. This time I answered most of the questions truthfully and it came back that I write like Garrett Duke. Now I ask you good folks of the HazzardNet.....Is my writing really that bad?

Frustrated that there was a lot of work to be done on the farm in Luke and Daisy's absence, Jesse sat down and sipped his iced tea and thought for a moment. He then quietly muttered to himself "Ya know I wouldn't be too surprised if Bo was planning on stopping by the Boar's Nest for a cold one before he heads into town. Maybe I can just add another thing to his list." *groans as he gets off his comfortable kitchen chair and walks to the other side of the room where the CB is located then checks to make sure it's still on channel 22* "This is Shepherd to Lone Sheep.....Shepherd to Lone Sheep....ya got yer ears on?"

Just my luck. I live in Pennsylvania and I'll be in Ohio all day for NASCAR's only race in my state. (Actually I'm on the opposite end of the state. I think the Poconos is a 6 hour drive from me so it's not like it's in my neighborhood). I do know one guy who lived near there. He said it's not a good idea to get stuck in traffic after the big race! BTW How long's AJ Allmendinger been around?

Well Garrett, so far you're the only expert we got. I shouldn't use the word "only" because you're so good you're really all we need. This is just a suggestion. Let me know what you think. Unlike the other trivia forum where an expert asks a question and people answer, I think on this one, people should ask questions and the expert should answer. Here's the first question. Why does no NASCAR driver have number 01?....those drivers all love the Dukes of Hazzard. You'd think they'd be fighting for that number.

DaisyMaeDuke said it best.... He treats everybody like they're the most special person in the world. I'm convinced that's not because he's an actor putting on an act.... The man just has a lot of love in his heart....just like Enos.

Bo 42 Luke 52 Jesse 6

"Sweet Dreams" was a Patsy Cline song. All my sweetest dreams are about Hazzard County.

Bo 41 Luke 55 Jesse 4

B.L. got it right. Who fixed the Dukes' tractor on the episode "Hazzard Connection"? A) Daisy Cooter C) Jesse D) none of the above

Interesting. I wonder if the song is refering to Hazard Kentucky. It's coal country so it's possible. HazzardNet's Lori Davenport is from there. Maybe she'll see this and have some insight.

Thanks for posting these. Good thing he didn't have to chase the Dukes. It looks like he would have had problems steering.

Jesse "Hello, this is Jesse Duke here." female voice "Is that you Mr. Duke?" Jesse "That's what I said. Who am I speaking to mam?" female voice "Mr. Duke, this is Alice. You know, Cousin Alice from the Hazzard Swamp." Jesse sounding surprised "Hello there Alice. Did you and Swamp Molly git yerself a phone out there?" CA "No sir Mr. Duke. Me and Molly is here at the Boar's Nest. They got this here phone where you put a dime in and talk to just about anybody in Hazzard......but I don't have time to talk. Molly's in Boss's office discussin' something and she could be out any minute so if'n I hang up quick I don't mean to be rude but I don't want her to know I'm talking to you." Jesse "Well what can I do for you?" CA getting upset "It's Molly. We got us some real problems up in the sawmp but she's too embarressed to talk about it." Jesse "Well what do you want me to do about it?" CA "I don't know but I thought maybe you could talk to her without letting her know I asked you to." Jesse "Well I suppose I could." CA "Remember she saved you from the Feds back in '38.....I gotta go...she's coming out of Boss's office." *phone clicks* *Jesse looks at the phone confused and then mutters "I'll never understand them swamp people" then hangs up*

Do you have any more details like how many people were on the plane? I'm hoping it was only him. Was he the pilot?

Bo 41 Luke 56 Jesse 3

If I may quote Bo Duke from "One Armed Bandits"....."I've been working on it for years."

That's funny. You must not have any singing abilities or he would have locked you up until you agreed to do a concert at the Boar's Nest.

I'd love to see those pictures. I sure wish I had better computer skills. I couldn't even figure out how to put my Uncle Jesse avatar up there. I had to have my brother-in-law do it!

I'm a serious Dukes fan but since I joke around so much I don't think anyone would put the word "serious" in the same sentence with my name....so does that mean I'm classified as "irregular status"?