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Did those Duke boys weld it shut?

*Jesse accelerates the motor hard while yelling at Bo. When Bo indicates that he can't hear his uncle, Jesse slows down at a more relaxed pace, slow enough to be heard. Jesse speaks loud and clear over the motor's humming* "Alice and Molly had been fishing nearly every day over here on the east end and they've seen the beast several times. Molly was afraid to talk about it because she didn't want folks to think she was crazier than they already thinks she is. As soon as I told her someone else has been sighting the same thing she opened up and sang like a canary. Of course, I didn't tell her who it was since I gave my word so, if you talk to her don't tell her....or anyone else fer that matter...it was Andrew Harkness. Anyhow, they both described it just how old Andrew did...the creature stood up on two legs just like a man. It was about ten foot tall and looked like it weighed about a half ton 'er so. It had had skin like a gators, depending on the lighting, it looked black or dark green." *Jesse paused for a moment.* "That's exactly what I saw before Andrew's grandfather went to meet his Maker." *a half hour later, Jesse stops the boat at the darkest, remotest part of the swamp* "This is the place. I wouldn't worry about gators too much here. I do believe they're too scared to come to this end of the sawmp." *Jesse gets out and asks Bo to secure the boat*

And they spelled his name wrong on the big banner. ROSCOE Maybe he wanted to shoot someone for spelling his name wrong but when he saw they were just kids, changed his mind.

Shucks, that's one of my top 10 favorite episodes and I don't know the answer. I'm so ashamed of myself. *sobs uncontrolably*

Luke 33 Jesse 67 We might not be in that rut too long after all. Old Jesse's getting passed up faster than the General Lee going by a road-killed snail.

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Awww, poor Garrett. I hope you start feeling better real fast! I spent the day in Niagara Falls so I sure didn't see any racing on TV.

*Jesse was excited* "I sure did. Hop in the boat. We're heading over to the east end of the swamp. According to Alice, there's a spot where a feller's just about gauranteed to see him. If that ain't enough, I even got Molly to talkin' about the creature. I haven't been this excited....and worried....in a long time." *Jesse got in the boat and fired the motor up.*

Luke 31 Jesse 69 LOL....I get the feeling we're going to be in a rut for awhile!

hot pursuit

*fast forward an hour* *after talking to Alice and Molly, Jesse returns to spot where he last saw Bo but his nephew is nowhere to be found. Not wanting to yell Bo's name because he didn't want Alice to know Bo was around, Jesse let out a muffled holler* "Bo....Bo, where are ya?"

One week until the big event!!!

Luke 31 Jesse 69

Green? I thought it was blue. *looks at avatar* Nope I guess I'm wrong. It's yellow.

Luke 30 Jesse 70 I feel bad for Bo and his fans. This game can be brutal. Sometimes I wish I would have never started....LOL

*Jesse goes into deep thought for a second then responds* "Well, that's what I need to find out. If Molly and Alice saw the swamp monster at the same time Andrew Harkness did, there must be more than one. It would take a couple days fer any kind of critter, except a bird, to make it that far in a short time. The quicksand between their shacks lasts fer miles and on both sides of it is nothing but briars thicker than you can imagine. Hopefully I can find out where they've been seeing it too. Now that I think of it, it's probably better if I go alone. Molly didn't want to talk about it last time so my best chance is Alice. If you're around, I doubt she'll be able to concentrate on anything else but gittin' you in a wrastlin' hold." *Jesse starts walking toward the shack*

Great job as usual Hoss!

LOL You're right about that. Also, the General got painted green in "Southern Comfurts." It got painted black (it's original color) in "A Little Game of Pool." It got turned into a 4-wheel drive on "Arrest Jesse Duke."

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Thanks Garrett. You sure know your NASCAR. It's hard to believe you can win two races and not make it in like Jamie McMurray. I wonder if part of that "tweaking" will include automatic entrance to The Chase if you win a regular season race. That couldn't add too many more to the competition. I bet there's not many racers who won at least one race and didn't make it in....or am I wrong?

Thanks for posting this Garrett. It's going to get good now. How many races are there in The Chase? I see there's no Mark Martin. Besides him and Dale Jr, what other big names didn't make it?