Jesse "Hello, this is Jesse Duke here." female voice "Is that you Mr. Duke?" Jesse "That's what I said. Who am I speaking to mam?" female voice "Mr. Duke, this is Alice. You know, Cousin Alice from the Hazzard Swamp." Jesse sounding surprised "Hello there Alice. Did you and Swamp Molly git yerself a phone out there?" CA "No sir Mr. Duke. Me and Molly is here at the Boar's Nest. They got this here phone where you put a dime in and talk to just about anybody in Hazzard......but I don't have time to talk. Molly's in Boss's office discussin' something and she could be out any minute so if'n I hang up quick I don't mean to be rude but I don't want her to know I'm talking to you." Jesse "Well what can I do for you?" CA getting upset "It's Molly. We got us some real problems up in the sawmp but she's too embarressed to talk about it." Jesse "Well what do you want me to do about it?" CA "I don't know but I thought maybe you could talk to her without letting her know I asked you to." Jesse "Well I suppose I could." CA "Remember she saved you from the Feds back in '38.....I gotta go...she's coming out of Boss's office." *phone clicks* *Jesse looks at the phone confused and then mutters "I'll never understand them swamp people" then hangs up*